Oh fuck, I just wanted to unlock the last achievement for this thing. You know the one, hidden behind what I thought was some puzzle but nope, just a very specific cumshot angle on her face. The things I do for those little popups.

The art in this Porn Bastards joint is... well, let's say it's aggressively functional. Korra looks like a memory of herself, all the right colors and that hair tie, but something's off in the proportions. Like they traced a bad still and then got bored halfway through the shading. Her tits are bigger than I remember from the show, which, fine whatever, that's the point here right? The whole damn game is an exercise in seeing a teen hero get stripped and chained up. It's basically a slideshow. You click, a bit of her outfit vanishes. Click, now the pants are gone. I spent way too long on the undress bit, the little tearing sound effect is... oddly satisfying? Very simple. Don't go expecting a deep bondage system or anything, the chains are just for show, a static image of her wrists bound that you can't really interact with. Makes me wish they'd just given you a button to jiggle the chains or something, anything. That'll never be a thing though.

Then the big cock comes out. And I mean, it's massive, a real ridiculous slab of meat that this supposed lesbian avatar is supposed to... what, magically crave? The game's logic is right there in the description, convincing her it's a dream. So the whole thing has this coercive, *** vibe that's honestly a bit much even for me, and I've grinded some dark hentai clickers on Nutaku. The creampie scene at the end is what gets you that final cheevo I was after. The cum animation sort of just pools there, static. No pulsing or dripping, just a white overlay on her brunette bush. Fixating on that detail for a good minute. It's not hot. It's a transaction. A cumshot delivery system for achievement hunters with a degradation kink and too much time. Dare play it alone? Shit, what other way is there?

Finally someone animated the scene Toriyama skipped. You know the one. Videl and Gohan, alone, training maybe, and then suddenly not training at all. This little browser game just cuts straight to the good stuff, no filler episodes about power levels or whatever.

The whole thing is basically a loop of Videl absolutely losing herself on Gohan’s cock. And I mean losing herself. The animation is deliberately rough, like a flipbook made by a very horny teenager, but that's almost the charm. She's bouncing and grinding with this frantic energy, like she's been waiting since the Cell Games for this. Her shorts are just gone, bottomless from the start, which is a nice touch. No awkward undressing minigame, just straight to the point. The creampie finish is messy and over the top, exactly how a secret XXX parody should be. Lots of juice flowing, as the description promised, which sounds like a weird health drink commercial but okay.

My one tiny gripe, and I'll never get over it, is that her hair doesn't move right when she's jumping. It's just a static brunette helmet. In a game that's all about motion, that one detail pulls me out. But then she does this little turning thing on his dick and I forget what I was complaining about. The sound is just wet slaps and moans, no epic orchestral score, which feels like a missed opportunity for a "Cha-La Head-Cha-La" remix. Honestly, it's a perfect little stress ball of a game. Click, watch, close browser, contemplate your life choices. It's not deep, it's not polished, it's just two Saiyan-era kids finally doing what the fanfics have been saying for decades. And that big cock? Yeah, it's big. Like, almost a third character big.

Right, so the whole setup is you're this teacher, yeah? And there's this one student, brunette, tight school girl outfit, you know the type. The game says you gotta help her pass exams. And if she does, well, she "offers her body". Classic trade. But here's the thing, the actual college is a mess. You walk around this weirdly empty campus, bumping into other teachers who give you missions. Fetch this, talk to that. It's all very... stiff. The dialogues feel like they were run through a translator twice and then just left there.

But then you get to the fucking. And suddenly, the whole game makes a different kind of sense. That main girl, the student, when you finally get her into a doggystyle scene, the animation loops are surprisingly decent. The creampie finish is explicit, no fade to black, just right there. And there are other girls too, a teacher with glasses who you can corner in an empty classroom. The pussy detail is actually the one thing they spent time on. I kept optimizing my route, trying to trigger the next sex scene faster, skipping all the text about "finding the library key" because who cares. The dating sim part is just a slow, boring menu between the hot scenes.

The whole Fuck Town concept, it's like they had a list of tags. College, check. Teacher, check. Teen, check. And they just threw them into a blender without any real glue. I got stuck once because I didn't talk to a specific NPC hidden behind a tree. A tree. In a college hallway. Makes no sense. But then the next scene loaded, the one with the student finally on her knees, and I forgot why I was annoyed. The hentai influence is strong in the art, everything's a bit too shiny, but the core action is solid. Just wish the game itself would get out of its own way. Skip the farm errands, give me the brunette.

The art is deliberately crusty. Like someone smeared vaseline on a 2007 DeviantArt upload and called it a day. Litchi's face in the first screen looks like she's seen the heat death of the universe, and honestly? That's the mood. This isn't some polished Illusion title. It's a grimy little browser thing that loads in three seconds and immediately asks if you want to see her tits. Yes. Obviously.

The breast expansion tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. They start big, standard BlazBlue big, and then there's a slider. I pushed it to the right just to see what would happen. She doesn't even react. Just keeps that same thousand-yard stare while her chest inflates to the size of beanbag chairs. The paizuri animation loop is maybe four frames, her spine would be dust, and the sound effect is a wet squelch that loops so badly it sounds like a broken washing machine. I laughed. Then I kept watching. The cumshot lands on her glasses and just... stays there. A static PNG of white pixels that never drips. It's so lazy it circles back around to being hypnotic.

You get a pov blowjob scene where her mouth opens and closes with the mechanical precision of a nutcracker. The facial tag is fulfilled by that same static splatter, now on her cheek. There's no game here. No combo system, no health bar, no reference to her being a doctor beyond the description text that you've already read. You click a button, she does the thing, you click another button, she does the other thing. The background is a blurry red void. I wish the cumshot had physics. It won't. I wish her expression changed once, just a flicker of something. It won't. The whole thing feels like a corrupted.swf file you'd find on a long-dead forum, and that's exactly why I'm not closing the tab. The sound design is just two wet slaps on repeat and a moan that cuts off mid-breath. Perfect. Don't expect Litchi's actual personality from the fighting games. This is a hollow vessel with massive, slider-controlled tits, and that's the entire point.

I don't know what I expected from a game where the whole point is knocking up a cheerleader during a porno shoot, but here we are. Rebecca's got that brunette ponytail thing going on, the kind that makes you think of every high school fantasy you never actually had. The shooting mechanics are... there. You aim, you click, things happen. It's not exactly Counter-Strike but the gunplay feels weirdly satisfying in a way that doesn't make sense for what this game actually is.

The customization options let you tweak her look a bit, which is nice I guess, though I spent more time than I'd like to admit just cycling through outfits instead of actually progressing. The pregnant content is the whole gimmick obviously, and it delivers on that front without being shy about it. The animation quality is deliberately rough around the edges, like someone made this in a weekend fueled by energy drinks and questionable life choices. That's actually part of the charm? Maybe? I keep going back and forth on whether the unpolished look adds to the underground feel or just makes me wish they'd hired an actual artist.

The main character's motivation is so blunt it circles back around to being funny, dude literally just wants to be a dad and he's going about it in the most porn-logic way possible. There's something almost wholesome buried under all the explicit content if you squint hard enough, which I realize is a insane thing to say about a game where the core loop is impregnation fetish material. The sound design is whatever, I ended up muting it after five minutes and putting on a podcast instead.

Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

Okay so the librarian fantasy is old as dust but this one got me because the girl actually looks like she would shush you for breathing too loud. Big brown eyes, messy bun, tits that strain her cardigan like they're trying to escape a very boring lecture on Dewey decimals. You don't get a menu of positions right away. You have to poke and prod and rub her shoulders like you're helping her reach a high shelf, and she pretends to be annoyed but her nipples are hard enough to cut glass.

The hand tool thing is weirdly specific. You can use your cursor like a little ghost finger and trace circles on her arm, her neck, her thigh. She reacts in these tiny hitches of breath, and if you go too fast she closes the book and glares. So you learn to be gentle, which is funny because ten minutes later she's bent over a cart of medieval history texts begging for it. The big cock reveal is not subtle. It's like a fire hose. And she takes it like a champ, which honestly feels less like a reward and more like a medical miracle.

The whole thing is janky as hell. The animation loops like a broken record, the sound effects are stock moans from 2007, and sometimes her hand clips through her own hip. But that's the charm, right? It's like a horny flipbook made by someone who really, really wanted to fuck in a library. I wish there was a way to make her keep the glasses on. There isn't. I checked.

Anyway, if you ever wanted to finger a bookworm between the poetry section and the fire exit, this is your Tuesday afternoon sorted. Just don't expect the Dewey decimal system to be respected. It is not.

That wet, sloppy sound. You know the one. Not the exaggerated anime glorp glorp, but something messier, more deliberate. Pinoytoons always had that ear for audio, and this Princess Halina loop is basically a showcase for it. The whole thing is just her, on her knees, working a cock from completely soft to rock hard. No complex UI, no dialogue trees, just a single, unpolished flash animation that somehow does more with a few frames than most modern games do with a hundred.

The jank is the point though, right? The lines are a bit rough, the animation loops with that slight stutter we all remember from Newgrounds days. But the focus, man. The way her tongue drags along the underside while it's still limp, the little twitch it gives before she wraps her lips around the tip. She doesn't just bob her head. She takes her time, letting it fatten up in her mouth, her cheek bulging before she pushes further. The deepthroat moment isn't some instant plunge. You see her throat work, a subtle ripple in the animation as she forces herself down to the base, holding there with her nose pressed against the skin. The brunette hair falling over her face hides just enough to make you lean in closer.

Wish there was a way to control the pace, maybe a speed slider or something. But that's not what this is. It's a single, perfect loop of a facial finish that feels earned because of how slow the build was. The cumshot isn't a firehose, it's a thick, messy reward that paints her tongue and lips. I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to unlock a hidden variant by clicking everywhere. There isn't one. It's just this one perfect scene, and honestly, the community mods for Pinoytoons' stuff are always dead anyway. Nobody's adding extra angles to a flash file from a decade ago. The master's signature is right there in the slightly off-model frame where her eyes cross just before the swallow. That's the

The slide puzzle mechanic is the same tired drag and drop you have seen a hundred times, but the reward here is a gallery of anime girls with tits bigger than their heads. Blonde, brunette, whatever, they all end up in positions that would make a chiropractor weep. I kept messing up the last row on purpose just to stare at the half assembled image longer. That is not a complaint.

The whole thing feels like someone coded it in a weekend and never bothered to polish the edges. The pieces snap into place with a sound that is almost sarcastic. You get a full image and then you click to the next one, no story, no dialogue, just tits and spread legs. I imagined a burlesque routine where each solved puzzle is a costume change, but the costume is just less clothing. The big titty anime girl with the short hair, I think her name was something with an M, she has this look like she knows you are bad at puzzles and she is fine with it.

I wish there was a way to skip the easy ones or maybe a zoom function. There is not. You will drag the same corner piece three times because your hand is not steady. But then the image completes and you forget the annoyance. It is like a slot machine that pays out in hentai. Not a masterpiece, but my left hand was busy so I did not care.

Mikayla Mendez has these fake boobs that don't move right when she's taking off her top. I kept staring at that instead of the letters. The hangman part is just hangman, you know? Guess letters, get the word, she strips a bit. I got stuck on "JALAPENO" for like five minutes because who spells it with a J in their head? Not me apparently.

The video clips after each word are short loops. Her taking off a strap, unzipping something, that look she gives the camera like she's bored but trying not to show it. There's this one clip where she's playing with her hair and the lighting makes her look completely different from the thumbnail. I don't know if that's a complaint or just an observation. The word list seems random. Got "BUREAUCRACY" right after "ASS" which felt like emotional whiplash. The game doesn't care though. It just serves up the next word and waits.

The real model tag is doing heavy lifting here because it's literally just photos and clips of Mikayla Mendez. If you don't find her attractive you're kinda screwed. The striptease progression is fine I guess. She starts in this tight dress and ends up... well you can figure it out. The hangman difficulty spikes weirdly sometimes. I lost three rounds on "SYZYGY" and almost closed the tab. Almost. Then she did this thing with her thumb hooked in her waistband and I kept playing. My achievement brain wouldn't let me quit anyway. Had to see all the unlocks. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?