Pit is probably crying somewhere in a corner while this is going on and honestly I get it. The whole setup has big "upstairs at a house party you weren't really invited to" energy where someone just decided that Palutena's private chamber is now a bukkake temple. Green hair going everywhere, tits that defy the physics engine of whatever browser tab this is running in, and just... ropes. So many ropes. The game doesn't even pretend to have a tutorial, you just click and things happen and suddenly the goddess of light is looking like a glazed donut and you're supposed to feel some type of way about it.

I'm stuck on the lore for a second because the description mentions sacred cum and governing being a weight on her shoulders which is the kind of writing that makes me want to shake someone's hand and also ask them to see a doctor. There's no Pit anywhere, they just name dropped him like a missing persons poster and moved on. That's funny in a way that I can't tell if was intentional or not. Like announcing that Waldo won't be appearing in this book, good luck.

The click target is her face most of the time and the animations loop with that slightly off timing where the frame count is too low to feel smooth but just high enough to know what's happening. Sound design is whatever stock moan they found with a "goddess royalty free" search filter. I wish they'd committed harder to the Kid Icarus theme, like give me a powerup sound when she gets hit or an angel feather falling in the background, something stupid like that. But no, just generic porn shapes with green hair attached. The whole thing has the energy of a Newgrounds submission that got preserved in amber and I've somehow stumbled into it in current year. Don't ask me about replay value, I closed the tab and wrote this instead of sleeping.

I found this thing called Bukkake Training, or maybe the url was different, I don't remember. It's one of those browser games that just sits there, no fancy menus, just a japanese lady in a business outfit standing by a phone. She's got this look like she's waiting for a call that never comes. The whole point, and I mean the ONLY point, is to cum on her. That's it. No story, no clicking through dialogue, just your mouse and her body.

The weird part is the cum doesn't fade. In most of these games, like those flash things from newgrounds back in the day, the mess would vanish after a few seconds. Here it stays. Forever. So you start on her face, obviously, because that's what the title promises, but then you realize you can keep going. And going. Her hair gets matted, her blouse gets soaked, and the stain just spreads. I spent way too long trying to cover her completely, like some perverted painting simulator. The clothed female tag is accurate, she never takes anything off, which somehow makes the whole thing filthier. You're just ruining her work outfit.

The art is rough. Not polished hentai, more like a sketch that got colored in. Her expression doesn't change at all, which is honestly unsettling after the tenth load. She just stares. The phone never rings. I don't know why that bothers me so much but it does. What was the call about? Who was she waiting for? The game doesn't care and neither should you, I guess. There's no score, no timer, no unlockables. Just a lady and an endless supply.

I tried a bunch of these one handed time wasters and this one's got a specific vibe. It's not hot in the usual way, more like a weird zen garden of degradation. You zone out and just... cover. The bukkake tag is no joke, it's the whole experience. If you need a plot or some kind of reward, forget it. But if you want to see how much digital semen it takes to completely obscure a japanese office worker, this is your jam. The lack of disappearing cum is the only thing that makes it stand out, otherwise it'd be completely forgettable. Actually, it is forgettable, I played it yesterday and already the details are fuzzy. Except her eyes. Those blank, unchanging eyes.

The Creambee logo thing is real, you gotta click it, which is weirdly buried but whatever. The whole setup is this what if scene from Breath of the Wild where Zelda passes out drunk after a party. The art style is that specific flash game era roughness, lines aren't clean, anatomy gets questionable if you stare too long at how her spine would work in that position. But honestly you're not here for a medical diagram.

Three guys just appear and the whole point is a sleeping, unresponsive Zelda getting undressed. You can remove the bra, then the panties, and it's that clumsy click and drag feel where the fabric snags on nothing for a second. The sex options are basic, you pick pussy or anal and the animation loops are short. The cumshot part at the end is a separate button, aiming for face or boobs, and the splatter effect looks like someone just discovered a Photoshop brush pack from 2007. It's a mess. I spent way too long trying to get the aim right on her nose specifically and the hitbox is janky.

Oh and the futanari toggle is hidden near a bottle on the left edge. That changes things, obviously. Clicking her cock makes her ejaculate and the physics on that are, I don't know, enthusiastic but the fluid looks like melted vanilla ice cream. The sound design is what gets me, these wet slaps that cut off abruptly, no fade, just gone. Reminds me of when my Spotify glitches mid track. The whole thing feels like a leaked Newgrounds draft from 2005, complete with that weird silence between actions where you just hear your own breathing and a distant computer fan. The Zelda's boobs are huge in a way that defies the elf anatomy but then again this is a universe with talking fish people so who's counting.