I almost closed the tab during the first level. Thought it was broken. Just a bunch of pixelated pink blobs that my brain refused to categorize as anything lewd. My phone screen was smudged too, which didn't help. I was like, is this a joke about old scrambled cable channels? You know, back when you'd squint at channel 99 hoping to see a nipple through the static. That feeling of desperate interpretation, that's exactly what this memory game captures.

You get a grid of cartoon vaginas, all slightly different. Hair, no hair, puffy, petals, cherries popping. The objective is matching pairs, obvious enough. But the unlockable gallery is the real pull here because the drawings get progressively more detailed. There's one cunt, third row second column in level seven, that literally made me say "holy fuck" out loud, just for the way the artist drew the wetness. A single glisten dot. Spent a solid thirty seconds staring at it and then failed the level immediately because I forgot to memorize the other cards. For a game with such a rough, MS Paint aesthetic, that one detail was basically the Sistine Chapel. Reminds me of how in an old hentai OVA, the only well-animated part would be the tentacle penetration scene. The rest was slide show.

Wish the cat sound effects made more sense. They just meow when you get a match. Doesn't connect to anything. Maybe if the cats were judges, I don't know. The animation when you find a matching pair is a simple jiggle physics check, nothing fancy, but some of the early sprites look more like weird fruit than pussy. You'll click a durian and the game goes "correct!" and you just have to trust it. Forgetting where the pixel bush started was the real boss fight.