I spent twenty minutes stuck in a high school cafeteria because I had exactly two dollars. The game's own bug report tells you to buy ramen to zero out your cash, like some kind of speedrunning strat for a broken economy. That's the energy of this whole thing, a deliberately janky sandbox where Chloe, a blonde cheerleader whose dreams got curb stomped, lets you steer her life into whatever gutter or glory you fancy.

The uniform stays on longer than you'd expect. Most scenes involve her in that cheerleader outfit, and the choice system is less about branching narrative and more about which angle of degradation you want to see next. One minute you're picking dialogue options that read like they were translated through three languages, the next you're watching an animation loop that's smoother than it has any right to be. There's a scene in the locker room where the camera just... forgets where it is for a second, panning into a wall while Chloe's mid motion. It's almost charming. Almost. The story beats are thin, just enough thread to hang the lewd stuff on, and Chloe's personality shifts depending on which choice you made three clicks ago without any logic.

The developer claims thirteen full scenes and honestly I lost count after eight because some of them blend together, same poses recycled with different dialogue tags. Achievements pop up for things you didn't mean to do, which feels fitting. The whole thing's still in development but somehow has more content than finished games, which is either a flex or an admission that everyone else is lazy. You can't pet the dog. There isn't a dog. But if there was, you couldn't.