The whole thing feels like a half finished sketch someone left on a bar napkin. Christie Room, that's the name, and it's got this lo-fi energy where the art isn't bad but it's not trying to be clean either. You're at a pool table with three women and the goal is to get them to fuck each other. That's it. No pretense.

The dialogue is stilted in a way that loops back around to being charming, like a badly translated hentai OVA from 2003. You click around, pick up a bottle of lube, read some text that sounds like it was run through three different translators, and suddenly there's a lesbian strapon scene happening on the green felt. The choice system is bare bones. You either say the right thing or you don't. I spent ten minutes stuck because I didn't realize I had to use an item from my inventory on a specific character. The game doesn't hold your hand. It just sits there, waiting, like a bored dealer at a card table.

The hentai quest structure is weirdly compelling. You're not solving puzzles so much as poking at the scene until something unlocks. One moment you're talking about pool cues, the next you're watching two girls go at it while the third watches. The CGs are explicit, no mosaics, full on. There's a roughness to the linework that actually helps the vibe. It's not polished. It's horny and direct.

I wish the pool table itself mattered more. You'd think the setting would lead to some creative positioning but it's mostly just a backdrop. Still, for what it is, a quick adventure with zero filler, it delivers. The sound design is nonexistent though. I had lo-fi beats playing in another tab and it synced up weirdly well. Maybe that's the intended experience.

The toilet cubicle. That’s where it starts. Not a penthouse, not a candlelit dinner. A fucking WC. Jenny’s already in there, and the whole seduction is this weird, clunky multiple choice thing where you pick dialogue options. The preview build feels like someone ripped a chunk out of a bigger game, left the seams showing, and forgot to polish anything. The textures on her tits are the only high-res thing in the room. I respect that singular focus.

My first run, I tried to be smooth. Asked about her day. She looked at me like I’d just recited tax code. Reload. Picked the line about her ass looking good in those jeans. Bingo. The game doesn’t do subtle. It’s a binary state: you either say the horny thing and get a hard sex scene, or you fumble and get a cold shoulder. The animations are stiff, like two mannequins being mashed together by an invisible toddler, but the sound design is... surprisingly wet. There’s this one loop where she’s braced against the toilet paper dispenser and the slapping noise syncs perfectly with the flickering light. I don’t know if that’s a bug or a feature, but it got me.

I found myself getting weirdly into the setting. The grimy tiles, the echo, the sheer audacity of it. Public sex in a place that smells of bleach and bad decisions. It unlocked something. I wasn’t expecting the WC to become the main character, but here we are. The “adventures” promised in the description are just different positions in the same three stalls, but the repetition becomes hypnotic. You stop seeing the jank and start focusing on Jenny’s face, which is frozen in this permanent state of exaggerated, silent moaning. I wish the game let you fail more spectacularly. Like, if you pick a truly awful dialogue choice, she should just leave you there, hard and alone with the hand dryer. But no, it’s just a quick reset. The whole thing is a glorious, unwashed mess that knows exactly what you’re here for and refuses to dress it up as anything else. The preview tag is a promise I hope they never fully keep. A finished version might ruin it.