So this Dusuka Academy thing. I was digging through the files, right, trying to figure out why the adoptive mom is sweating bullets in the car before you even get there. The game's a sandbox which means you can just poke at everything, but the real secret is the superpower. You can literally rewind time. Not in a big flashy way, just, oops I came on your tits instead of inside you let me redo that. The first time you use it during a handjob from the tomboyish neighbor girl, she has no idea you've already seen her embarrassed face twice. The power dynamic is completely fucked and I love it.

The 3DCG models have these absolutely ridiculous proportions, big ass and big tits physics that don't obey any real world rules. There's a scene early on where the school nurse is giving you a footjob under her desk during a checkup and her stockings have this weird shimmer like the texture didn't load right. It's not polished at all. Sometimes a character's hand will clip through a thigh during vaginal sex and you just have to accept it. The female domination routes are where it gets interesting though. One of the popular girls makes you her literal footrest after catching you using your power, and the incest tension with the adoptive mother who knows more than she lets on is thick enough to cut. I wish the lesbian content between the side characters was more than just a tease but whatever, it's hot when it happens. The titfuck animation for the busty class president has this one frame where her eyes go completely dead and it's accidentally the funniest thing I've seen all month.

I keep getting distracted by the mystery though. Why is the mom so nervous? What's actually wrong with this city? The groping mechanic in the sandbox mode is clunky as hell, you'll be trying to trigger a scene and just end up awkwardly grabbing air for five seconds. But then you'll stumble into a hidden scene with the strict teacher who's secretly a total submissive and forget what you were even investigating. The game doesn't care about being smooth and honestly neither do I at this point.

Cheat code randomamv. Typed that in and now I'm staring at Motoko's panties while she's trying to kill me with a wooden sword. This is the quality content I signed up for.

The whole thing looks like someone drew it on a napkin during math class. Character sprites wobble around, the backgrounds are these washed out photos of what I think is supposed to be the Hinata Inn, and the text boxes sometimes just... forget to appear. You click and hope something happens. It's like playing a visual novel through a fogged up shower door. But here's the thing. When Naru's towel "accidentally" slips during the hot springs scene, the janky art somehow makes it hotter? Like finding a dirty sketch in your classmate's notebook. The RPG elements are completely busted by the way. You wander around collecting "affection points" and doing these tiny fetch quests. Shinobu wants tea. Su wants to blow something up. Standard Love Hina nonsense. But the stats don't seem to matter. I had zero points with Kitsune and she still dragged me into the storage closet. Not complaining. The sex scenes trigger almost randomly. One minute you're fixing the roof, next minute Motoko's kimono is open and there's this looping animation that looks like two marionettes having a seizure. The sound design is just... silence, then suddenly a stock moan that's way too loud. Scared my cat off the desk.

There's this one scene with Mutsumi in the bath that glitched out and repeated three times. I let it play. For science. The dialogue is machine translated nonsense. "Your eyes make my chest feel like melon bread." What does that even mean. But honestly? I've been sketching costume ideas from this mess for two hours now. The way they draw the girls' casual outfits, the little details on their pajamas, the way Naru's sweater hangs off one shoulder. It's giving me ideas for my next con. Just wish the gallery mode worked properly. Half the CGs are just black screens with text that says "image not found." Forkheads.info indeed.