Luke drives a delivery van now. That's the whole setup. His girlfriend Maya kicked him out because she got knocked up by her boss, and instead of doing anything remotely satisfying like burning her shit in the driveway, this guy just... starts doing side quests. I respect the pettiness of it honestly. The game is one of those Lesson of Passion RPG things where you click around a 3D town, talk to blonde women, and slowly unlock increasingly unhinged erotic scenes. It's janky as hell. The animations feel like someone rigged mannequins with rubber bands. But there's a weird charm to how seriously it takes Luke's pathetic little journey.

The quest structure is basically: deliver package, meet horny neighbor, deliver another package, accidentally walk in on someone changing. You know the drill. What got me was the dialogue. Luke narrates everything like he's in a self help audiobook while the women around him are clearly just waiting for him to stop talking. There's a scene with a yoga instructor that made me laugh out loud, not because it was hot but because the camera angle made her head clip through a wall. I kept playing anyway. The blonde tag is doing a lot of work here, every woman looks like she escaped from a mid 2000s flash game but with better lighting.

I wish there was more actual dating mechanics. It's mostly just clicking through dialogue trees until the clothes come off. But then again, maybe that's the point. Luke doesn't deserve a real romance system. He deserves to awkwardly grind against polygons while thinking about his ex. The game knows what it is. I don't know if that's a compliment. The sound design is whatever, I muted it after ten minutes and put on a podcast. Still finished it though. Not proud. Would probably replay if I was drunk enough. The ending is stupid but I won't spoil it. Just know that the van gets involved in a way that made me close my laptop and stare at the wall for a bit.