Another day another dollar, staring at spreadsheets that blur into a grey soup. Boss is out sick so I'm just flicking through tabs trying not to die of boredom. Stumbled on this thing, Austin's little adventure. You're a photographer, right, supposed to be some hotshot but really you're just a guy with a camera who got a weird call from a publisher lady.

The whole thing runs on real photos, which is its whole deal. Not drawings. Actual women. And the acting is exactly what you'd expect, that specific flavor of awkward where someone's trying to look seductive but you can tell they're just thinking about whether they left the oven on. It's perfect. The dialogue choices are whatever, mostly just clicking through to see what happens, but then you hit a moment where the model is just... there. And the game asks if you want to push things further. And you do, because of course you do. The unpolishedness is the point, I think. Or maybe it's just unpolished. Hard to tell with these browser things.

Wish the camera mechanic actually mattered. You're supposed to be a photographer but mostly you just click dialogue and watch scenes play out. Missed opportunity. Anyway, the multiple endings thing is funny because you'll get one where she's suddenly topless and you're like wait what did I click to get here and then you're scrolling back through your choices like a detective. The whole office could walk by and see my screen and I'd have to explain that no really, it's a game about photography, very artistic. Who even gets the most out of this? Probably guys who unironically comment fire emojis on Instagram model posts. You know the type. Or maybe it's for people who just want something straightforward without all the anime bullshit most of these games drown in. The publisher lady's voice acting lives in my head rent free, not because it's good but because it sounds like she recorded it in a bathroom. Which honestly adds to the charm. Or doesn't. I keep going back and forth. Don't overthink it. Just click and enjoy the chaos.