Fuka Ayase’s mouth is a problem. Not like a bad problem, but the kind where you’re watching her go down and suddenly you remember that one Saints Row mission where you had to insure fraud yourself into traffic. That same chaotic energy. She’s from Yotsuba&!, which already feels like a fever dream choice for a hentai game, but here we are. Her red hair is everywhere. The animation isn’t smooth, it’s got that janky flash game rhythm where limbs snap into place like a low budget stop motion film. I kept staring at her tongue. It’s too pink. Like, aggressively pink. The kind of pink that makes you question if your monitor settings are wrong. They aren’t. It’s just that pink.

The whole thing is a threesome setup that feels like it was directed by someone who just discovered the doggystyle position and wanted to build a religion around it. Fuka starts with a blowjob, the deepthroat kind where the cock just vanishes into her throat like a magic trick. No gag reflex, no struggle, just pure vacuum seal. Then some other guy appears. No name, no face, just a dick with a body attached. He slots in behind her while she’s still working you over. The rhythm is weird. They don’t sync up. It’s like two different drummers playing separate songs and Fuka is the drum kit. I laughed at one point because the guy behind her thrusted and her whole model slid forward three pixels. Just a little skid. Nobody talks about the physics in these games but that tiny slide was the most honest thing in the whole scene.

The cumshot is a facial, obviously. The other guy finishes in her ass at the same time, which is a logistical nightmare if you think about it for more than two seconds. The timing has to be perfect. Like a synchronized swimming routine but with more fluids. The game calls it a sex tape, which is generous. It’s more like a loop with a button that triggers the finale. I wish there was a button to change that tongue color. I’d pay for that DLC. Just a tongue hue slider. That’s all I want. The boxing tag is there too but I have no idea why. Maybe it’s the way her head bobs. Maybe it’s a metaphor. Probably just a tag someone clicked by accident. That happens. I once tagged a photo of my cat as “motorcycle” on accident and now my phone thinks he’s a vehicle. This game is my cat. A horny, red haired, poorly animated cat.