Rei Ayanami but not the one you remember. This version got hit with some serious breast expansion, like someone pumped her full of helium and forgot to stop. The whole shy pilot thing is gone, replaced by this weirdly eager sex doll who just wants to get railed in every position the game can manage. Doggystyle, girl on top, blowjobs that look more like she's trying to unhinge her jaw. The animation is janky as hell, frames skipping around like a flipbook drawn by someone who's never seen a human body move.

The bikini stays on most of the time which is a choice. Not a good one. You'd think with all the emphasis on her massive tits they'd let them breathe but no, the swimsuit just stretches in this uncanny way that makes the whole thing feel like a bootleg figure come to life. There's this one anal scene where the physics just give up entirely and her body clips through itself. I laughed. Not sure that was the intended reaction.

Flying tree frog. That's a tag. I have no idea what it means and I played through every scene twice looking for amphibians. Nothing. Maybe it's some inside joke from the f-series games or maybe I'm just not weeb enough to get it. The cumshot effects are whatever, standard hentai splashes that land in the same three patterns regardless of angle. Rei's pussy is rendered with this weird glossy texture that makes it look like a wet gummy candy. Actually that's kind of hot in a gross way. The whole thing runs in browser so you don't have to commit to keeping it on your hard drive which is probably for the best. I kept clicking through dialogue that was clearly machine translated, lines like "give sex to Rei" that sound like a caveman wrote them. Still fapped though.

The leveling here is not XP bars or skill trees, it is the speed slider. Three notches, slow medium fast, and each one changes the animation loop enough that you feel like you are switching gears on a machine. Eva is the machine. Blonde, anime face, tits that bounce with a physics engine that is just slightly too floaty, like someone turned gravity down to 70 percent. You pick blowjob, doggystyle, or cowgirl. That is the whole menu. No story, no dialogue, no unlockable outfits. Just her, a bed, and a cumshot toggle that lets you decide when the scene ends.

The blowjob is the weakest. Her head bobs but the mouth never quite lines up with the shaft, so you get this uncanny gap where the tip should be. Doggystyle is better, the ass recoil has a nice snap to it, and the sound of skin slapping is actually layered over the loop instead of just one flat sample. Cowgirl is where the game remembers it is supposed to be a sex simulator. Her hips roll in a figure eight when you push the speed to max, and the cum option triggers a facial that lands on her cheek and drips down to her collarbone. That detail, the drip, is the only thing that feels hand animated.

I wish there was a fourth position. Or a second girl. Or even a background that was not just a gray void with a bed floating in it. But the game is called Evas, not Eva and Friends, so I guess that is the point. The cumshot in doggystyle is weird too, it just appears on her back like a sticker, no arc or buildup. For a browser game it loads fast and does not crash, which is more than I can say for half the eroge on itch.io. The speed slider is the real progression system, and once you find the rhythm that syncs with the sound loop, you stop noticing the missing frames. Then you finish, close the tab, and forget her name until next time.

Bleach hentai parody. Renji Abarai, that redhead disaster with the tattoos, and Yoruichi, who is basically the reason I have trust issues with tanned anime women. The whole thing is this one minigame loop on itch.io where you're just... thrusting. But with a thermostat? There's a pleasure bar, obviously, and a friction meter that goes red if you're a selfish lover. The core mechanic is switching speed modes so her pussy doesn't literally combust. I spent way too long staring at the little flame icon that pops up when you're being an asshole. It's so stupidly literal I can't help but respect it.

The sound design is what got me. Or the lack of it. There's this wet slapping loop that sounds like someone recorded it in their bathroom with a flip phone, and every time you hit the max speed mode it clips so bad my cat left the room. The voice acting, if you can call it that, is just these two second moan samples that don't even loop cleanly. There's a half second gap between each one and it creates this accidental rhythm that's more unsettling than sexy. Like a broken animatronic at a shady theme park. I kept playing just to hear where the audio would crack next.

The opening scene throws you straight into it. No menu, no context, just Renji's pixelated abs and Yoruichi already on top looking mildly inconvenienced. The speed toggle is this ugly slider that feels like adjusting volume on a 2005 mp3 player. I wish the cum mechanic wasn't just the bar filling up and then a static image. For a game about burning out a pussy, the climax is weirdly polite. But then again, the whole thing runs in browser and probably took someone an afternoon to make, so what am I even complaining about. The community mods for this are nonexistent, which is a crime. Imagine what the sickos on certain forums could do with a burnout meter. Anyway, the tanned skin texture on Yoruichi is actually pretty good for what it is. The way her sprite bounces when you switch to the fastest mode made me laugh out loud, which I'm pretty sure wasn't the intended reaction but here we are.

Rough, raw, unfiltered. That's what hits you when you boot this up expecting some polished DBZ fanservice but get something way more primal instead. The whole thing feels like someone took the basic idea of Bulma and Vegeta's first time and just... went there. No fancy animations, no elaborate setup - just straight into the uncomfortable reality of what that encounter would actually be like.

Bulma's expressions tell the whole story here. You can see every wince, every attempt to hold it together while Vegeta's doing his thing. The way her face scrunches up when he pushes in? Damn, that's some real shit right there. None of that porn-perfect moaning from frame one - this girl is clearly struggling with the size difference and trying not to let it show. Vegeta being all rough and impatient doesn't help either, typical saiyan prince behavior honestly. The dialogue is pretty minimal but when Bulma does speak up it's mostly little gasps and "wait" type stuff that makes it feel more authentic than your average hentai game.

What really gets me though is how they handled the power dynamic. Vegeta's clearly holding back because he knows he could literally break her, but he's also not exactly gentle about it. There's this tension where you're watching him try to control his strength while also being completely focused on getting off. The creampie finish feels inevitable from the start - like of course that's where this is heading, but the buildup makes it feel earned rather than just tacked on. Graphics aren't winning any awards but they do the job, especially those close-ups on Bulma's face during the rougher moments. Could use more positions honestly, feels like they stuck to missionary the whole time which gets repetitive. Still, if you're looking for something that doesn't sugarcoat the reality of a human-saiyan hookup, this delivers.

The costume design for Azuka is honestly a mess. Her top looks like it was traced from a bootleg Yu-Gi-Oh card and then someone just stretched the boobs bigger in MS Paint. But the doggystyle scene? The way her skirt bunches up and the cumshot lands across her lower back, that part got me. I spent way too long on the quest where you have to pick dialogue options to make her friends trust you. It's a visual novel so the choices are fake anyway, but I kept reloading to see if being rude changes the creampie ending. It doesn't.

The dating sim stuff is weirdly slow for a hentai game. You talk to Asuka about her brother or whatever, and then suddenly she's riding you reverse cowgirl. The pacing is broken. But the pussy closeups are actually detailed, like they spent all the budget on the wetness shine and forgot the rest of the background. There's a Dragon Quest reference somewhere, I think a slime appears in one of the dialogue boxes, but then the game forgets it exists. Classic.

I wish there was more of Alexis Rhodes. She shows up for one scene, you can finger her, and then she's gone. The game calls her a "friend" but she's just there to fill the threesome quota. The girl on top animation loops too fast, like she's vibrating instead of bouncing. Still, for a browser game with no download, it runs smooth on my phone. The creampie endings are satisfying enough, but don't expect a plot. It's just horny Yu-Gi-Oh fanservice with big tits and zero respect for the source material. Which is fine. I guess.

The mouse click feels cheap under my finger, that hollow plastic sound from a five dollar office mouse. But the screen, the screen has Rangiku Matsumoto and her impossible red hair spilling everywhere while she moves on top. The animation loops are rough, like someone drew five frames and called it a day. Her breasts, they bounce with this weird physics that doesn't match real life at all, but my brain doesn't care. The jiggle is hypnotic.

You pick from a menu on the left side, just click a face and the girl changes. Yoruichi appears and her dark skin against the pale sheets, the way her hips roll in that same repeating pattern. The whole thing is so unpolished, the background is just some guy's messy room with posters you can barely make out. But then Orihime loads in and her expression shifts, this loop of her biting her lip, and suddenly I'm not thinking about the jank anymore. The POV angle does something to my lizard brain, the way her hands press against the screen like she's bracing on your chest. Nelliel's version has her hair covering one eye and the other looking right at you, and I forgot what I was going to say about the sound design which is basically nonexistent except for this one wet noise that repeats.

Rukia is in there too but someone gave her tits the size of planets and it's honestly distracting. Not complaining exactly, but it pulls you out of the fantasy for a second. The whole thing runs in browser, no download, which means I had it open in a tab next to my work email for a solid twenty minutes before remembering that's probably not smart. The game doesn't care about lore or character accuracy, it just wants you to watch these Bleach women ride you in first person. And honestly? The way the fabric of Rangiku's uniform strains in the animation, that specific detail of stretched cloth, that's what keeps me clicking back to her option. The mouse feels greasy now. I should clean it.

I tracked 47 different animation loops before I got bored and stopped counting. That's not a complaint exactly. The Fairy Tail girls are here, all five of them, and the loop system means you click a portrait and the scene shifts to that character mid-fuck. No loading, no menu, just instant switch. Lucy to Erza to Juvia to Meredy to Cana. My spreadsheet says Erza got the most runtime from me, which tracks with my usual preferences, but Juvia's expression work is actually better. The shame in her eyes thing from the description isn't lying. She looks genuinely conflicted while riding, which is a weird detail to fixate on but here we are.

The animation quality is inconsistent in ways that bother me more than they should. The breast physics are exaggerated to the point where Erza's chest moves like it has its own gravitational field, but then Meredy's loop has this subtle hip movement that's genuinely well done. The forest background is just there. It exists. I forgot it was a forest until I checked my notes. The cock model never changes between scenes, which makes sense mechanically but feels like a missed opportunity for variety. You're basically watching the same penetration animation with different character skins layered on top.

I wish there was more interaction beyond switching girls. Even a speed toggle would've given me something else to track. The loop nature means you'll see the exact same thrust pattern repeat every few seconds, and once you notice the reset point you can't unsee it. Cana's loop has this weird frame skip right before the loop restarts that I kept trying to catch like it was a glitch worth documenting. It's not. But the character art is solid for what it is, and if you're into Fairy Tail specifically, the faces during the girl on top segments are the highlight. Just don't expect anything beyond watching and switching. My completionist brain wanted unlockables that don't exist.