Spider Slut’s ass is the first thing you see, and honestly, that’s the whole mood. The Green Knob Gobbler, what a name right, has her bent over some rooftop while Mary J is just... smoking. Not helping. Classic. The whole thing feels like someone scribbled a dirty joke on a napkin and then actually made it, which I respect. The art is rough, like intentionally messy, and it works because the whole thing is so stupidly funny. Peeper Parker swinging in with his dick out before the first minute is up. No buildup, just wham.

The torture stuff is there but it’s more like a cartoon. Charlie, who I think is supposed to be Charlie from the chocolate factory? No wait, that’s not right. He’s some goblin goon and he’s got this weird cake thing going on. There’s a scene where he’s shoving cake into places cake shouldn’t go and I laughed out loud. The hard sex tag is no joke though, it gets messy fast. The power action bits are just an excuse to get everyone naked and sticky. JJ Johnson shows up and gets the full scoop, which is a pun I won’t explain but you’ll get it.

Wish there was more with the goblin himself. He’s got that manic energy but then he just kind of disappears for a bit. The comics parody stuff is spot on if you grew up with those shitty 90s issues. Remember when Marvel tried to make everyone edgy? This is that but with more cum. The humor lands more than it misses, which is rare for these parody games. One minute you’re watching a superheroine get railed, the next there’s a dialogue box that made me snort my drink. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?