Clicking through this one felt like finding an old flash game on a forgotten corner of Newgrounds, you know the type. The whole thing is deliberately rough around the edges, like the dev said fuck it and shipped whatever compiled. Three girls, a redhead and a blonde and a brunette, all tied up and looking appropriately distressed. Hostage situation, classic setup. You pick one and then you get a handful of actions, blowjob, rough sex, the usual menu of terrible decisions.

The redhead's blowjob animation loops in this weird jerky way that I couldn't stop watching. Her eyes stay fixed on you, or slightly to the left of you actually, which is unsettling in a way that kind of works. The sound design is what got me though, or the lack of it. There's this one wet noise that plays on repeat and it's so badly mixed it clips every third loop. I don't know why I'm fixating on that. The rough sex option with the blonde has her bouncing like a ragdoll with broken physics, limbs going places limbs shouldn't go, and I laughed out loud the first time. Then I clicked it again. Achievement unlocked I guess, 100% completion rate on being a degenerate.

The brunette is the one that threw me. She's positioned differently from the others, more slumped, and something about the way her hair covers half her face made the whole thing feel dirtier than it probably is. I kept coming back to her sequence even though it's basically the same three actions. That's the weird thing about these deliberately unpolished games, sometimes the jank creates an atmosphere that a polished title couldn't manage. Or maybe I'm just overthinking pixelated hostage porn at this point. The criminal guys get laid, the description says, and yeah that's the whole plot. No dialogue, no branching paths, just pick a girl and cycle through the actions until you've seen all the broken animations. Would I replay it? Already did, twice, while writing this. Don't know what that says about me.