So the last time with this inspector guy, the missing girl case, it was whatever, right? Talk to a girl, she gets naked, you take pics. This time it’s Jeanne’s file again and they drop you into a room with Klara. Klara is this big titty blonde, kinda thick in a way that jiggles when she moves, real model photos not some drawn thing. She’s got this vibe like she’s bored and chewing gum too loud even though there’s no sound. The whole thing is you clicking dialogue, she’s giving you nothingburgers about Jeanne, and then suddenly she’s just yanking her tits out. No, like, for real, the bra just vanishes. Poof. Magic trick of the horny. And she’s looking at you like you owe her rent.

My screenshot folder is now a biohazard. The photo mechanic is just you pressing a camera button when she does a pose. I got one shot where her expression is mid blink and she looks like she’s sneezing. Kept it anyway. There’s this one frame where she’s on some bed, I think? The background is so compressed I thought it was a painting of a beige wall. Honestly the whole game looks like a JPEG that’s been through a divorce. But the model, man, she’s doing the heavy lifting. Those tits are just out, and there’s a lot of them. You cycle through poses, click click click, and at one point she does a thing where she’s on all fours and the camera angle is just… well, it’s right there, you know? It’s basically a slideshow where you’re the pervy photographer at a casting call that got real sad.

The dialogue choices are nonsense fire. You can ask her again about Jeanne and she just sighs and jiggles a bit. Honestly forgot what I was investigating. Who’s Jeanne? Don’t care. Big titty blonde lady is doing a crab walk on a dirty looking mattress and I’m supposed to play Sherlock. The whole “videoquest” tag means it’s like a FMV game made of 12 photos. The inspector guy is a non entity, just a hand holding a camera. Wish the camera had a flash, that was a missed trick. Maybe in the next one I can zoom into a mole or something. I spent way too long trying to get a pic where her nips were both in perfect focus. One of them kept getting lost in the jpg artifacts. Good hustle from Klara though. Hope Jeanne’s fine, whatever.