I keep clicking on rocks. Not the big ones you're supposed to drag with your brain powers, just the small pebbles scattered around. You can pick them up. The game tells you this like it's important. It isn't. They do nothing. I've been collecting a pile of useless digital stones for fifteen minutes while Feley Fatalis, our telekinetic treasure hunter, stands there in her outfit that's basically a suggestion of clothing.

Mouse shake to break free when enemies grab you. That's a thing. A surprising number of games in this space forget about the struggle mechanics but here you are jerking your mouse like you're trying to close a frozen tab. The controls map says WASD movement, left click kick, hold right click for a charged shot. Standard. But then there's the object dragging, and suddenly you're playing some kind of physics puzzle where a dildo-on-a-stick enemy is charging at you and you're trying to drop a crate on its head instead of just kicking it. I don't know why I wanted the crate to work. It felt more satisfying.

The lesbian hardcore scenes trigger when you get caught, obviously. Rough, no foreplay, straight to toys and aggressive positioning. The animation loops have that unpolished indie jank where limbs clip through bodies but somehow that adds to the whole desperate treasure hunter fantasy. She's supposed to be this powerful psychic lady getting absolutely railed by tentacle constructs and golem things. The contrast is the point, I guess. Though the loading screen that literally says "Long Loading!" as a joke isn't as clever the fourth time.

Wish there was more variety in the enemy designs. You see the same three types recycled across levels and it gets predictable which ones will trigger which positions. The object interaction system feels like it should matter more than it does. I spent way too long trying to build a barricade that did absolutely nothing. Still collected all those pebbles though.