The whole thing feels like finding a sticky note on a photocopier that someone left behind, you know? Not a polished game, not even close. It's this weird, raw little hentai pickup sim set in an office where you're trying to, well, interview your way into the boss's pants. Or skirt. The art is that deliberately sketchy, almost unfinished style, like the creator drew it during a lunch break while hiding from their actual boss. Dad and DAD2, as the credits shout out, probably didn't beta test this.

Gameplay is basically clicking through dialogue trees that feel held together with tape. You corner this office lady, and the choices are blunt instruments. One path had me complimenting her filing system, next thing I'm going down on her right there on the desk. The cunnilingus scene is surprisingly detailed for something that looks like it was animated in MS Paint after three beers. No smooth transitions, just a jump cut to the action, her moans spelled out in that classic hentai text bubble way. It's jarring but also, I dunno, honest? The pickup lines are so bad they circle back to being funny. You can almost hear the creator cringing at their own dialogue in the game's description, begging for comments to grieve over.

The interview framing is thin, just an excuse for the power dynamic. Boss lady acts all stern, then melts in like two clicks. There's no real game here, just a sequence of escalating dares. I clicked something about a "private meeting" and suddenly we're past the small talk. The whole thing crashes if you pick the wrong option, not even a game over screen, just a freeze. Had to refresh the browser. For a free itch.io jam thing, it's got this accidental charm, like reading someone's private fantasy diary they accidentally left in the break room. Don't expect a deep visual novel, it's a scribble of a thought, horny and apologetic at the same time.

Right so I click on this thing thinking it's another one of those slip the mouse around till the lady gets naked deals, but no. There's actual story beats. Steve, some office dude with a haircut that screams I file TPS reports ironically, gets this big offer to sell his company. Only catch is Milly, his business partner. Blonde, real model looking, wears those proper tight secretary skirts from the adult section of a costume shop.

The strip mechanic kicks in when you're trying to, uh, negotiate business terms. I think. Honestly I was staring at the video loops of Milly adjusting her glasses and biting her lip. The videos are a bit crusty, like they were compressed for a flip phone from 2006, but that actually helps? Gives it this underground FMV quest energy. You're picking dialogue options while her live action self reacts, and her blouse just sort of evaporates if you ask the right corporate synergy questions. It's not about beating a puzzle, it's about being a sleazy CEO doing a hostile takeover of her clothes. There's this one bit where she leans over the desk to point at a contract and I forgot to breathe for a second.

The blonde secretary trope is doing all the heavy lifting here. Don't go in expecting Witcher 3 level quests. The business jargon is just filler between the real model peeling off that executive realness. Sometimes the audio cuts out for a second or her mouth doesn't totally match the words but who cares, you're not playing this for the voice acting masterclass. My boss walked by and I minimized it too slow because the video file stuttered, almost blew my cover. Why do office themed games feel 10x riskier when you're actually in an office? The pickup lines are cheesy garbage, pure poetry from a 90s guidebook, and they work flawlessly. Makes no sense. It's a stupid game but I kept clicking through the whole meeting to see if the offer letter conceals any final clothing item. It does. Worth the click, I guess, if your standards for realism are a real recorded pair of legs and some very dedicated eye contact.

Eleanor’s got that look, right? The one that makes you forget she’s got a ring on her finger. Not that she’s forgetting. Not yet anyway. The office is this grey, boring box but she’s the splash of color every guy wants to ruin. Dirty whore? Maybe not yet but the seeds are there, planted in every lingering glance from her boss, every “accidental” touch in the breakroom. The game drops you right into her heels and it’s all about those little moments. A text message here, a choice to stay late there. The art’s rough, like someone sketched it on a napkin during a very horny meeting, and honestly that’s the whole vibe. It’s not trying to be slick.

And the cheating part. It’s not a big dramatic thing at first. It’s a button that says “lean in” when you know you shouldn’t. The preview is short, a real tease, and it ends right when things get properly messy. The dialogue is so blunt it’s almost funny. A guy literally says “nice blouse” and you just know he’s not talking about the fabric. The mechanics are simple, just click and see what happens, but my god the tension. You’re just waiting for the husband to walk in or for her to finally snap and just... give in. The whole thing feels like a guilty pleasure you found on a forgotten forum in 2007, and I mean that as the highest compliment.

The sound design is non-existent which somehow makes it dirtier. Just you and the silence and Eleanor’s bad decisions. I do wish there was more of a slow burn with the wife guilt, it’s a bit 0 to 100, but then again who’s playing this for the character study. The preview’s free so you know what you’re getting into. A messy, unpolished little slice of a marriage falling apart one bad choice at a time. The “dirty whore” tag isn’t a spoiler, it’s a promise the game seems very happy to keep.

The whole thing is like a fever dream from a hormone poisoned brain, and I mean that as the highest compliment. You're running around Easy Town, this weirdly sterile anime office lab hybrid, and every woman has tits that defy physics. Big tits, blonde, lingerie, lab coats barely containing anything. The quest is simple, your girl sent you to make a porno. With everyone. And the art, oh man, the art is so deliberately unpolished it loops back around to being genius. The shower scene with the scientist? Her proportions are so wrong they're right, the water droplets look like someone drew them with a mouse in MS Paint, and it's the hottest thing I've seen in a quiz game. The lack of polish isn't a bug, it's the whole erotic appeal, like finding a dirty sketch in a notebook.

The quiz mechanics are just a flimsy excuse to get to the next jpeg. You answer some nonsense, and bam, a new girl in the laboratory is showing you her lingerie. The masturbation scenes are... direct. No fade to black, no coy angles. Just a blonde with absolutely massive tits in the office shower, and the animation is like three frames on a loop. I wish the quest had more actual branching, but it won't. The whole thing is a straight line to the finish, and the finish is watching the compiled movie with your girl. The humor is accidental, I think. The dialogue is so earnest, so committed to this absurd premise, that you can't help but laugh. It's not balancing humor and eroticism, it's just both at the same time, a total mess.

Trying not to cream your pants is the stated goal, and the game takes that literally. The final scene with your girl, after you've collected all these video clips, has this weirdly tense energy. You've seen all these exaggerated, unpolished bodies, and then you're back with the one who started the quest. It's jarring. The game forgets about the anime tag for most of it, then suddenly remembers in the last few frames. A complete car crash of design, but one I've gone back to.

The whole thing feels like someone ripped a 2005 flash game and forgot to polish the edges, which is sort of the charm. You pick from three ladies, a stewardess, a boss, and some girl at a bar. The pick up lines are the real mechanic, and they are brutally unforgiving. One wrong phrase and the lady just stares at you like you asked about her mother's hemorrhoids. But get it right? Then the screen just sort of cuts to a looped animation with the same two frames of her shirt getting pulled up. The handjob scene from the stewardess is there, and the office one with the boss has some hard sex stuff once you corner her after work.

I spent way too long trying to get the bar girl to follow me to the alley. I am not even sure why. The art is ugly in a way that makes the big boobs look like they are drawn with a marker, no shading, no movement except a weird bounce that resets every second. You know that thing where old anime porn tries to look seductive but ends up looking like a depressed mannequin? That. There is also this one background in the office that never changes, just a desk and a window with a city skyline that looks like grey rectangles.

And then the game just ends. No story, no resolution. You nut, she makes a generic face, and then you are back to the menu. No option to replay a scene you liked unless you grind through the dialogue again. That is annoying.

A therapist would say these women have deep attachment issues. The boss keeps talking about quarterly reports while her tits are out. I don't know what that says about me.

Actually, forget the therapist. The real crime is that the game never lets you fail in a funny way. If you pick a bad line, she just says "no" and leaves. Not even a slap. Missed opportunity.

Angela's ass is the real protagonist here, let's be honest. The whole setup is your typical office thirst trap with a redhead secretary who knows exactly what she's doing when she bends over the filing cabinet. Gerry's supposed to be the one doing the seducing but honestly my man is just along for the ride. The renders have that charming jank to them, like someone's first Blender project that accidentally became a fetish pipeline. Her skin sometimes looks like plastic wrap and the lighting makes the whole office feel like a dentist's waiting room, but fuck it, that's part of the nostalgia. Remember when 3D porn games were just... earnest? No 4K textures, no ray tracing, just polygons and pure intention.

The dialogue is stilted as hell and the choices basically boil down to "do the horny thing" or "do the slightly less horny thing first." But there's a walkthrough linked in the description which tells you everything about how thin the branching actually is. The other office girls don't really react much, maybe a raised eyebrow here and there. If anything they're just... there. Background furniture with tits. I kept waiting for some drama or jealousy subplot but nada. Just Gerry and Angela circling each other like two horny coworkers who've never heard of HR.

Modders haven't touched this one much which is a shame. The base game is so bare bones that a texture pack or custom angles would do wonders. The community over on the usual forums mostly just posts screenshots of the good scenes, which is fair. For maximum enjoyment, go in with zero expectations about story and just treat it like a visual novel where the visuals occasionally deliver exactly what you clicked for. Dare to play it alone? Buddy, that's the only way to play it.

The animation loop is like 12 seconds. I counted. And the guy's tie doesn't even move properly when he's going at it on the desk, it just kind of floats there like it's made of plastic. Which, I guess, it is. But still. You'd think with how simple the whole setup is they'd at least get the cloth physics right on the one piece of clothing he's wearing.

The whole thing is just two coworkers in an empty office, secretary type with the short skirt and the blouse that's already half unbuttoned before anything starts. She's bent over the desk, papers scattered everywhere, and he's behind her doing exactly what you'd expect. The hentai style is that kind of cheap flash animation look where everything's a bit too shiny, like someone rubbed oil on all the skin surfaces. Her expression cycles between three faces and none of them look particularly into it. More like she's remembering she left the stove on. The cumshot at the end is honestly the most effort they put into anything, it's weirdly detailed compared to the rest. Like someone spent three days animating that specific moment and then called it done.

I keep clicking through these browser games during my lunch break and they all blur together but this one stuck with me because of how aggressively average it is. Not bad enough to be funny, not good enough to be hot. Just... exists. The sound design is literally two stock effects on repeat. A wet slapping noise and a moan that sounds like it was recorded in someone's bathroom. I wish they'd added at least a dialogue option or something, even just a "harder" button to click. But no, you just watch the loop. Over and over. The desk doesn't even creak. In an office that empty, with nobody around, they could've gone wild with the scenario. Instead it's just the most basic position and the most basic animation and then it's over. I don't know what I expected

Right, I'm a sucker for business lady hentai setups. The whole power dynamic thing, the skirt suit, the heels. This one drops you straight into a job interview for a chief manager position. The deputy director is this stacked woman with an attitude and the HR girl is there too. Already knew where this was going before I even clicked, no surprises there. The art is deliberately rough, like an old flash game you'd find buried on Newgrounds. It's got that unpolished charm that actually works for it, makes it feel dirtier somehow.

Talking to them carefully is the trick, but careful is boring. I went full chaos gremlin immediately, saying the most unhinged shit during a professional interview and somehow that unlocked the first scene. The logic is pure fucktown, don't try to understand it. The audio is exactly what you expect from a game that looks like this, some stock moans looped poorly but it still did the job. I ended up focusing way too hard on the background art, there's a weirdly detailed stapler on the desk that I spent a solid minute staring at. Maybe that's the real secret route, the stationary fetish path. Forgot to check.

The big tits are the main event, obviously, and the blowjob scenes are the core loop. It's not trying to be deep. The interview premise is just an excuse to get the suit off. At one point I got a repeat scene and couldn't tell if it was a bug or a feature, the dialogue just looped and I ended up seeing the same "congratulations you're hired" text three times while something else was happening on screen. Honestly pretty funny. Just don't expect it to be more than a quick fap with a half baked job interview theme plastered on top. The whole thing feels like a shitpost that got coded into a game and honestly, respect for that.

This game knows exactly what it is, and I respect that hustle. The redhead ex with the ridiculous rack shows up in your office wearing what I can only describe as a corporate fetish dream, and within three clicks you're balls deep. No plot about saving the world or rebuilding her trust after you forgot your anniversary. Just bent over the desk before you can even fake a spreadsheet. The big tits tag isn't lying, they've got that jiggle physics dialed up to eleven, the kind where you just sit there for a second watching them bounce while she's doing that thing with her tongue.

The four positions unlock in this weird order that makes no sense. Like, you get the blowjob first obviously, standard opener, but then it jumps to something from behind before you even get the cowgirl variant. I spent way too long trying to figure out if there's a secret fifth because the menu layout has this awkward empty space on the right. There isn't. I checked. The cumshot mechanics are pretty basic too, just a single pop animation that replays regardless of position. I wish they'd done something with the secretary angle beyond just the outfit, maybe some paperwork getting messed up or a phone call interruption. Missed opportunity for a classic adult game trope.

The whole thing runs in browser like every other quickie game on those sites I definitely don't have bookmarked. Controls are what you'd expect, tap here, drag there, the usual one-handed operation stuff. The redhead's expressions cycle through this loop of three faces and one of them looks more confused than aroused which honestly adds to the experience somehow. It's not winning any awards but sometimes you don't need a visual novel with branching paths and character development arcs that rival a BioWare game. Sometimes you just need your ex to show up in heels and a skirt that's basically a belt, ready to remind you what you've been missing.