the whole thing feels like a half remembered dream from a site that hasn't loaded right since 2016. you get lucie, this blurry photo woman with the kind of heavy tits that don't look CGI but like someone scanned a magazine badly and left the moire pattern in. the pixels crunch when she moves and I honestly dig that more than the wax figure stuff in newer games. its horny in a backroom kind of way.

you type commands. oral, balls, penis. tried "crouching tiger" which you just have to, right, and she bends over in this way that makes the boobs clip through her own arm. I spent maybe too long figuring out which words the game actually understands and which are just there to make you feel unhinged when you type "fan" and nothing happens but then you type it again and she does a thing and the pleasure bar jumps. the bar is this ugly yellow tube across the top, no subtlety, it fills up and over and thats the whole goal. fill the cum bar. its not even called that I think, pleasure gauge, whatever. same thing in the end.

what gets me is the voice that plays when she reacts. not sexy, no, its like someone recorded on a phone three rooms away, this tinny echo of a moan that cuts off weird. but theres a pause in the commands, sometimes you can see the thing processing, the whole browser tab hanging for half a breath as it figures out if "spoons" is a verb or just you being stupid. i wish it had way more commands but that would mean designing it which is not the point. the point is type filthy things, watch the bar go brrr, get a static image reward. the erotics is all in the brokeness. like finding a dusty stroke mag under a bed and the pages are stuck together and somehow that makes it more direct. no story, no character, just a mechanical rut you can repeat until the thing misfires or you close the tab. its not good but I keep going back to see if "fan" does something different. it doesn't. maybe next time.