I remember this one scene where you're hiding in a closet. Classic, right? But you're not alone, some milf is in there with you, and her tits are just... there. The game doesn't make a big deal about it, no dramatic music, just this awkward silence and then her hand is on your thigh. The 3D models are janky as hell, like someone sculpted them out of melted action figures, but somehow that makes the whole thing funnier. You can almost hear the developer going "yeah, whatever, just make the boobs bigger." And they are. Massive. Physics that don't make any sense, like water balloons filled with concrete.

The whole superpower school setting is just an excuse for the most ridiculous power fantasy. You're this loser virgin, right, but then The Sisterhood shows up. A team of superheroines who are also, I guess, porn stars? They save you from a beating and then immediately decide you're the most charming guy ever. There's a scene with the leader, a real milf type, where she's explaining your "hidden potential" while basically giving you a titfuck on a medical bed. The dialogue is so stupid it wraps back around to being genius. "Your energy signature is off the charts," she says, with a straight face, as her chest is doing things that would require a team of physicists to explain. I never figured out the whole secret plot about being a hero or villain. Something about a virus. Who cares.

The harem stuff gets out of control fast. You've got the daughter, Riley, who's supposed to be this sweet girl next door but then there's a scene where she's watching you through a window while you're with her mom. Voyeurism tag earned, I guess. The game just throws women at you. A lesbian scene in the school locker room that makes zero narrative sense but the groping animation is so stiff it looks like two mannequins having a seizure. I spent way too long in the customization menu changing my character's hair color, like that matters when the camera is always pointed at someone's ass. The anal scenes unlock way too early, before you even have your first real conversation with some characters. It's like the game is impatient with its own story. And the spanking minigame... why is there a rhythm mechanic? It doesn't work half the time and the sound effect is just a wet slap repeated. I kept failing it on purpose just to see the disappointed face animation, which never changes. Still, I went back three times to see if I could get the full group scene with The Sisterhood. You need to make specific dialogue choices that aren't marked, so it's basically random. The graphic violence tag is for one cutscene where a guy gets thrown through a wall. Blood splatter looks like ketchup. Then it's back to creampies. The tonal whiplash is something else.