Right, so this Peppermint game from the Candy Shop crew. Already played their other stuff, you know the drill. Big tits, messy situations, that one specific art style where everyone looks like they're made of shiny plastic and bad decisions. This time it's Christmas themed, which means the girl's wearing a stupid little elf hat and not much else. The whole setup is you're some guy who walks into the shop and she needs help with... experiments? I don't know, man, the text is barely there. Something about holiday treats. Who cares.

The animation loop for the blowjob is actually pretty smooth though. Like, surprisingly competent. Her head bobs and there's this wet sound effect that's way too loud on my phone speaker. Had to scramble for the volume button because I forgot I wasn't using headphones. Classic mistake. The cumshot at the end is one of those ridiculous fountain moments, just absolutely painting her face and those massive tits. It's so over the top you can't help but laugh. The humor tag is earned, I guess. It's a funny game about getting your dick sucked by a candy seller.

But can we talk about the background? It's just a blurry mess of red and green. I think there's a candy cane somewhere. The whole thing feels like it was drawn during a lunch break. And the dialogue, oh god. "Let's start our experiment." She says it with the enthusiasm of someone reading a terms of service agreement. The peppermint twist is literally just her having a candy in her mouth at one point. That's it. That's the whole gimmick. They named the game after a thirty second segment.

Still, I've gone back to it like four times this week. It's quick, it's dumb, and it knows exactly what it is. A five minute distraction for when you're supposed to be doing something else. Just don't expect a full story or anything resembling logic. The Candy Shop team has one formula and they're sticking to it like glue. Or something else sticky.