This one starts innocent for like three seconds and then suddenly you are elbow-deep in monster pussy and arguing with yourself if a multi-headed hydra girl counts as one partner or five. The world feels like someone mashed together a Saturday morning adventure cartoon, a horny Discord server and a bad Pokémon ripoff, then said “ok but what if every ‘monster’ just wants to be tamed with your hands, tongue, and sometimes your whole damn arm”. You go around on this messy little quest, chasing some old myth about Hydragodon, and every time you think “ah ok, now it will be serious story time”, another pussy creature shows up and the game basically asks: “Wanna talk, or wanna fist her first?” And yeah, the answer becomes very obvious very fast.

The “Pussmon” girls are the real problem here. You swear you’re only trying one or two scenes, like when you open Tinder “just to scroll”. Next thing, you are trying every mini-game because you want to see that one very specific animation where the cute lizard girl gets her tail pulled while your entire arm disappears inside her ass, and she is still smiling like she just won a prize on a Twitch giveaway. There is a lot of lesbian stuff too, but not the boring kind where they just kiss and fade to black. Here it is claw marks on thighs, one girl sitting on another’s face while you watch and “help”, pissy little cat attitude, and that weird moment when two furry girls start making out and you realize you are just there as a living sex toy they pass between them. I like that the game doesn’t pretend to be polite. It has this dumb humor, like the creatures are half horny pets and half drunk bar friends, and sometimes it feels wrong to laugh when someone is getting knuckle-deep inside a shy bunny, but you laugh anyway. The mini-games are stupidly easy, like mobile trash, but I kinda enjoyed that, because my brain was busy watching jiggle and licking animations. Still, I got annoyed once because the “taming” game ended before I finished watching the boobs bounce in one corner and then I forgot what I was doing, but yeah, that is my own fault, no? Story tries very hard to sound like big epic adventure, talking about myths, master forms and all that, then two seconds later you are choosing if you want a furry hydra to ride you or if you put her head between your legs and just grab her horns. The choices pretend they are deep, but most of the time I was picking whatever sounded more filthy. And somehow that still gave me one of the “good endings”. I think. Hard to focus on plot when a slime girl is begging you to push your whole fist inside her for “research”.