You know what’s funny? I was playing this on my phone while waiting for the bus, right, and some old lady looked over my shoulder. The look on her face. Priceless. Because Rio here, this redhead with tits that just keep fucking growing, she’s going to town on herself with a clear dildo and the whole screen is just wet sounds and moaning. The breast expansion thing, it’s not gradual like some games where you gotta click fifty times. It’s like, boom, bigger, and the bikini top just gives up. The uniform tag is a lie though, she’s in that casino dealer outfit for maybe two seconds before it’s ripped off. I wanted more of that, the whole power dynamic of a dealer in control, but nah, straight to the rainbow colored background and her spreading her legs. The rainbow gate thing, I don’t even know what that means, some pachinko reference probably, who cares.

The masturbation scenes are the whole game basically. You just click to increase pleasure, which is a bar that fills up, and her expressions get stupider and stupider. In a good way. Her mouth hangs open like a fish. There’s this one moment where she’s on all fours and the dildo is just, like, hovering there, and you click and it slides in and the sound effect is so wet it made me check if I spilled my drink. The flying tree frog tag, I kept waiting for an actual frog to show up. Like, a sexy frog? A frog with tits? Nothing. Just Rio and her giant red bush, which by the way, the red hair down there is detailed in a way that’s almost creepy. You can see every strand. Meanwhile the background is just a blurry mess of colors. Priorities, I guess.

I wish the game had more positions. It’s just the same loop over and over, undress, insert, cum, next scene. But the cum animation, fuck, it’s like a firehose. Totally unrealistic, which is exactly what I want from a hentai game. Don’t give me realism, give me a redhead screaming while her tits inflate like balloons. The app crashed once on my shitty phone, some Unity error, but it restarted right where I left off. Which was mid squirt. So that’s something. The whole thing feels like a bootleg you’d find on a site with seventeen pop up ads, and I mean that as a compliment. It’s not trying to be classy. It’s just Rio, her dildo, and those impossible bo