The teacher thing got me. Not in a good way. You know those old flash games where you just click a static image and numbers go up? This is that but somehow worse. I spent twenty minutes grinding "workout" clicks until my wrist hurt, and my character still looked like a potato with legs. Then I tried to talk to some girl in a uniform and she just... stared. No reaction. Just her big pixel tits floating there while I clicked "charm" seventeen times.

I don't know what I expected from something calling itself a "brand new version" of Sim Girls. The original was already janky as hell back in the day. This one keeps that tradition alive like it's proud of it. You pick stats, you click jobs, you sleep, you try to fuck your teacher. That's literally the pitch. And the teacher scene? It just happens. No buildup, no dialogue worth remembering. One minute you're doing pushups, next minute she's bent over a desk. I laughed but not because it was hot.

The pickup system is basically a slot machine with tits. You click, numbers check against some invisible threshold, and either you get a scene or you don't. There's no real roleplaying here despite the RP tag. I kept thinking about those old Newgrounds dating sims where at least the bad writing was funny. This doesn't even try. The "naughtiest babes" are just the same model with different hair colors. I did appreciate that one girl who rejected me three times then suddenly agreed because I leveled up my strength stat. Realistic? No. Honest about what it is? Maybe.

I spent way too long figuring out why my character kept passing out. Turns out you need to sleep. Revolutionary game design. The whole thing runs in browser so at least you don't have to commit to downloading it. I closed the tab after the third identical sex scene and honestly forgot what the teacher looked like. That's the real review right there.