Oba is just... there. On the screen. Big brown hair, bigger tits, that look she gives you like she already knows what you're gonna do before you even click anything. The whole setup is so barebones it's almost offensive, like someone threw together a flash game in 2005 and called it a day. The blue dots and arrows system, you know the drill, click around until something happens. Half the time I'm just poking at her bra strap wondering if this is the right sequence or if I'm stuck in some weird loop.

The pov thing works though. When she leans forward and you get that angle, the weight of her chest just fills the screen, and suddenly I don't care that the background is some generic room that looks like it was drawn in MS Paint during a lunch break. There's this one transition where she goes from giving you this innocent "oba" smile to spreading her legs and the shift is so abrupt I actually laughed. Not in a bad way. It's just... the game doesn't pretend to be anything else. The anal scene caught me off guard because I was expecting the usual vanilla stuff given how simple everything looks, but nope, there it is, right there with the cun shot ending that somehow feels both lazy and exactly what I wanted.

I wish the japanese voice clips were longer or at least varied. She says the same thing like three times and it starts to feel like a broken record. The incest angle is barely there, just implied through the title and her whole "oba" thing, but if you're looking for story you're in the wrong zip code buddy. The hentai art style is inconsistent, her proportions shift between scenes like the artist got bored halfway through. But fuck it, I kept clicking. Not because it's good, but because sometimes you just want to see big anime tits without a tutorial level.

The whole thing feels like someone started coding and just... stopped. Like they got distracted halfway through drawing the first furry test subject and never came back to clean up the lines. You're in this lab, right? Supposed to be researching the perfect orgasm. Big words. The interface is clunky in that specific way where you can tell it was made in some app like Twine but without any of the polish people usually add later. Just bare bones.

And the test subjects. One of them has this massive cock that clips through the table during the scene. I stared at that for way too long. Not in a hot way. More like when you notice a crooked picture frame and can't unsee it. The furry character design is actually kind of cute if you squint, but the animation loops are maybe three frames total. Thrust, pause, thrust, pause. Like a broken GIF from 2006. I found myself counting the frames instead of, you know, the other thing.

The sex lab concept could work if there was more to do. You click around, mix some stuff, watch the same orgasm animation play out. The sound design is just one wet squelch repeated at random intervals. Sometimes it triggers when nothing is happening on screen, which is honestly funnier than anything intentional in the game. I wish there was more variation in the test subjects or at least some kind of reaction system. But there won't be. This is what it is. A half-finished experiment about experiments. The big cock tag is accurate though, I'll give them that. It's definitely there. Can't miss it.

The whole thing feels like someone took a fever dream about local news rivalries and just ran with it. You got Nancy, the anchor who's slipping in the ratings, and her sister Natasha from the competing station, who decides the best way to crush her is to, uh, orchestrate a very specific on-air humiliation involving her own son. The art is deliberately rough, like a sketch that got out of hand, and honestly that jank adds to the weird charm. It's not trying to be slick. The minigames are these quick arcade-style button mashers where you're basically controlling the pace of the broadcast, and failing means the segment tanks and Nancy keeps her dignity, which is apparently the bad ending.

Spent way too long trying to figure out the timing on the teleprompter segment. The hitboxes for the "action" prompts are kinda busted, you'll be clicking right on the thing and nothing happens, then suddenly it triggers twice. Classic. The whole family dynamic is so absurdly over the top, like a telenovela written by someone who just discovered what a stepmom fantasy is. The big tits are there, obviously, front and center, bouncing with that physics engine that feels like it's held together with tape. But the humor is what got me, the deadpan way the news ticker keeps scrolling with normal headlines while everything goes off the rails in the studio. There's a moment where you have to choose a camera angle and the wrong one gets you a shot of a potted plant instead of the action, and the game just lets you fail like that. Wish there was more to do with the rival station's intern, they just stand there looking horrified the whole time and never get involved. Missed opportunity.

The arcade structure means you're replaying the same news hour over and over to unlock the different scenes, and by the third loop the jokes start to wear thin. But then you notice a background detail you missed, like a sticky note on the desk that just says "RATINGS = SEX??" and you're back in. It's dumb. It knows it's dumb. That's the whole point.

The whole thing feels like someone’s first Flash project they abandoned halfway through, and I mean that as a weird compliment. Evangelyne from Wakfu just stands there, this flat cutout with that one expression, while you poke at her with a cursor that feels slightly drunk. The minigame is basically a rhythm thing but not really. You click, drag, whatever, and the animations trigger in these jerky little bursts. It’s rough sex in the most literal sense, the transitions are missing frames and her body snaps into positions like a doll with loose joints.

The submissive angle is there but it’s so barebones it circles back to being hot. You’re not managing meters or reading dialogue trees. You just… do things. And she reacts with these canned moans that loop awkwardly if you mess up the timing. There’s a moment where you can pull her hair and the sprite just stretches weirdly, like the artist forgot to draw an in-between frame. I laughed, then immediately went back to it. The hard sex scenes have zero buildup, it’s just straight to penetration with the sound of wet slapping that’s mixed way too loud. My phone’s speaker crackled at one point. Had to scramble for the volume button because I forgot I wasn’t using headphones. Classic solo play panic.

The Princess Peach xxx tag is misleading, she’s not here, it’s just Evangelyne in what I guess is a similar body type. Don’t go in expecting crossover fan service. The whole thing runs in a browser tab and crashed once when I tried to refresh. Lost my progress, which was just getting her top off, but still. For a soloid game it’s exactly what you’d expect, a quick, messy, unpolished fuck simulator that doesn’t pretend to be more. The lack of polish is the point. Or maybe it’s not and I’m just making excuses. Either way, I finished what I started.

Cattleya's glasses are the first thing that catches my eye, sitting crooked on her nose like she just got done with something messy. The F-series keeps pumping out these girls with impossible proportions and honestly I'm not complaining. Her tits are ridiculous, spilling out of that armor that barely qualifies as clothing. Queen's Blade designs were always like that though, weren't they? Half the cast walking around in metal bikinis that would get them killed in actual combat but who gives a shit about realism when the point is watching them get wrecked.

The dress up part is whatever. You click through some outfits, most of them just different shades of lingerie or variations on her default look. I spent maybe two minutes on that before finding the toy section. She's got this big pink dildo that looks comically large next to her frame and the animation when she uses it is... well it's janky. The loop stutters at one point, her hand clipping through her thigh, and I laughed out loud. Not exactly the reaction the devs were going for I bet. But then the sound kicked in, this wet squelching noise that's way too loud in my headphones, and suddenly I'm not laughing anymore. The voice acting is just moans, no actual words, but the actress commits to it. She sounds genuinely desperate by the third loop.

You know what bugs me though? The glasses never come off. Not during the whole scene. She's going at it with this toy, back arched, making these noises, and those damn glasses stay perfectly in place. I kept waiting for them to slide down her nose or fog up or something but nope. Just sitting there. It's such a small thing but it pulled me out of it every time I noticed. The cum animation at the end is decent, splatters across her stomach and chest, and the cleanup option resets everything so you can go again. The whole thing runs in browser, no downloads, which is convenient when you're... you know. I had it open in Chrome and it chugged a bit on my phone but desktop was smooth enough. For what it is, a quick fap to a busty anime girl with a dildo, it does the job. Just wish they'd fix those glasses.

The final episode of this series and honestly I forgot half the plot already. Something about a therapist and now there's a prostitute involved. The whole thing plays out like someone filmed a low budget porno on their phone in 2016 and called it a game. Not complaining exactly, just saying.

The real model tag is doing heavy lifting here because Natalia's scenes have this weird uncanny quality where she looks directly at the camera like she's reading a teleprompter. There's one striptease video that loops awkwardly and I spent way too long watching her hand clip through her bra strap. Couldn't look away. Like a car crash but with tits. The quest structure is basically "click this then click that" until clothes come off, which is fine I guess but the dialogue choices feel like they were translated through three different languages before landing in English. Abi keeps saying things like "prove this is good idea" and I'm sitting there thinking yeah sure whatever gets us to the group scene.

The group sex payoff is... something. Abi and the prostitute going at it while you're supposedly participating but really just watching from this fixed angle that cuts off half the action. There's a moment where the audio desyncs and suddenly moaning happens three seconds after mouths move. Made me laugh out loud which probably wasn't the intended reaction. The whole thing has this charm though, like finding an unlisted video on an old tube site. Not polished, not trying to be, and somehow that makes the explicit bits hit different. Not better exactly. Just different. I kept clicking through even when I knew exactly what was coming next. The therapist framing device gets completely abandoned by the end and nobody seems to care, least of all the developers.

Pixel tits and a story that thinks it's Raymond Chandler after three whiskeys. That's what hits first. Ryan, this private dick with a jawline sharp enough to cut the sexual tension, sits in his office that smells like digital rain and old coffee. The redhead walks in. Of course she's a redhead. Married, worried, wearing a skirt that the 3D artist spent way too many polygons on. You can almost hear the jazz saxophone wheezing in the background.

The game wants you to make choices. Tail her husband, dig through phone records, ask the wrong question and watch her cross those unrealistically smooth legs. The detective stuff is window dressing for what we're all here for. Click the right dialogue option and suddenly her blouse is unbuttoning itself like magic. The sex scenes are stiff in that particular way where bodies clip through each other if you look too close. One moment she's riding Ryan on his office desk, the next her elbow is phasing through a lamp and I'm laughing instead of jerking off. The moaning sounds like someone recorded it in a bathroom stall. Still works though. Somehow.

The plot tries to be clever. Elevate his business, she says. Big case. But the writing trips over its own dick every time it gets going. A typo here, a line that makes zero sense there. Why does the coffee cup float during one interrogation scene? Never explained. The redhead's hair clips through her shoulders constantly. Drives me nuts. But then she leans forward during a stakeout and the camera gets real friendly with her cleavage and I forget what I was complaining about. The game knows what it is. Cheap thrills wrapped in a trenchcoat. Dare to play it with one hand on the mouse and the other... well. You know.

The whole premise is a pizza delivery guy on a rocket scooter, but the pizza is basically a macguffin. You fly up and down this endless vertical street, dodging birds and clouds or whatever, and every few seconds a new apartment window slides open with a woman inside. Big tits, milf energy, the works. You stop, you deliver, and then the screen cuts to a hard sex scene. Rough, fast, no romance. It's like someone took the concept of Papers, Please but replaced all the tension with tits and called it a day.

The controls are weirdly floaty. You hold to go up, release to drop, and the scooter has this delayed momentum that makes you feel like you're piloting a drunk bumblebee. I clipped a pigeon at least six times. But the game doesn't punish you much, it just resets you a few meters back. The real reward is the animation loop after each delivery. The women all have that same slightly off model, like a bootleg Honey Select render from 2017, but the motion is smooth enough. There's no dialogue, no story, just grunts and the occasional "more" text bubble.

One thing I wish existed: a way to skip the flying part entirely. After the fifth delivery you've seen every obstacle pattern. The sex scenes vary a little, some are on a bed, one is against a window, but the pacing is identical. You can't fail the sex, you just watch. It's less of a game and more of a fap button with extra steps.

The milf tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting. Most of the women look late 30s to 40s, which is fine if that's your thing. The delivery boy never speaks, which is probably for the best. I forgot what I was complaining about. The pizza never gets delivered, by the way. You just hold it the whole time. That bothered me more than it should.

The loading screen is just a black void with two furniture options floating there like some kind of IKEA catalog from hell. Table or sofa. That's it. No story, no characters, no buildup. Just pick where you wanna fuck and get on with it. I chose the sofa first because I'm not a complete degenerate, and suddenly there's this big-titted anime girl bent over the armrest with her ass in the air. The art is rough, like someone drew it during a lunch break and never went back to clean up the lines. Her tits clip through the cushion when the animation loops. It's so janky that I laughed out loud, which I don't think was the intended reaction.

The position menu is where things get weirdly specific. Doggy style, sure. Cowgirl, fine. But then there's this option where she's somehow using the armrest as a fulcrum while doing a handstand? Her spine doesn't work like that. Nobody's spine works like that. The blowjob animation on the table setting has her head bobbing at this mechanical rhythm that reminds me of those drinking bird toys, and I couldn't unsee it. The sound effects are just two stock clips on repeat, a wet slapping noise and a moan that cuts off mid-breath every single time. After three minutes it loops so perfectly you start hearing phantom patterns in it like some kind of auditory pareidolia.

The humor tag is doing heavy lifting here because I genuinely can't tell if the jank is intentional or not. There's a moment during the table scene where you switch positions and her entire model teleports three feet to the left before snapping back. I rewound it four times. The furniture itself has this weird prominence, like the sofa and table are the real main characters and the sex is just happening around them. I spent way too long zooming in on the wood grain texture of the table, which is surprisingly detailed compared to everything else. Someone on the dev team really cared about that table. The big boobs tag is accurate at least, they move with this water balloon physics that defies gravity in ways that would make a physicist cry. Not complaining though. I wish there was a chair option. Why only table and sofa? What about ottomans? Missed opportunity.