The first time you get a fatality in this it's not a spine rip, it's a... well. Sonia's on her knees and there's this weird moment where the animation loops wrong, her hair clips through her shoulder and I laughed but also didn't close the tab. The stroke mechanic is just mouse movement, back and forth, and I don't know why they mapped it to the same sensitivity as a fighting game input because my wrist started hurting. Mortal Kombat fans will notice the costume is like the MK3 one but the blue is slightly off, more cyan, and the belt buckle is missing entirely.

The deepthroat scene unlocks after you fill some invisible meter and the sound design is just wet noises layered over the arena music. You know the one. The techno-ish track from the original movie that plays in your head when you're trying to focus on something else. I kept expecting Scorpion to show up and yell GET OVER HERE but it's just Sonia and this disembodied... thing. The cumshot physics are honestly more realistic than the blood in MK1, which is saying something because the blood in MK1 was basically red confetti.

I wish there was a block button. Not for gameplay reasons, just... sometimes you want to see what happens if you don't engage, right? But the game just waits. Patiently. The blonde hair detail is actually pretty good when it's not clipping, individual strands and everything, which makes the clipping more annoying because you can see the effort that went into the parts that work. The embarrassment meter is a lie by the way, it doesn't matter what you do, it fills at the same rate. I tested it. Three times.