Dropped forty pulls on this "game" and honestly, what the fuck was I thinking. Wait no, I know exactly what I was thinking. Giant blonde lady. Her foot. My entire screen filled up with a 3D rendered sole bigger than my will to live. That's the whole pitch.

You're in some kind of dungeon, some poor captured girl. Not you though, you're basically... a floating camera? An operator? Doesn't matter. You click on tools. A hand, and get this, double click that hand tool and it switches from a gentle caress to like, two fingers poking, which honestly felt like a revelation from god. There's some sort of sextoy you can use on her. Gotta rub her and poke her and buzz her until the thrill gauge fills up. That lets you undress her and eventually get to the fucking part. But there's this other bar, the stress gauge. It's red, it's bad. It goes up if you're an idiot and just spam one thing.

My god, the feet. They're right there. On her back with legs up, toes almost clipping through the dungeon wall. I kept clicking the hand, switching modes. I'd fuck up, stress would spike almost to full, and I'd panic switch to something else to calm her down. It's not a complex game. Why am I sweating? One time I perfectly balanced thrill and stress, got the tool that lets you... finish... and the cumshot literally just vanishes into some polygon seam on her stomach. Poetic. Broke my immersion worse than that one floor texture in P.T. that never loaded right. Still, not gonna pretend I didn't immediately start another round to see the other position. There's a self awareness in this kind of jank that big games lack. No other way to get this specific kind of content, you know?