The twi'lek's lekku are clipping through the wall again. Not a bug, I think, just how this thing is built. Clicked on a stormtrooper helmet by accident and suddenly there's a closeup of what I can only describe as aggressive negotiation, if you catch my drift. Three scenes total, all from poking around the main screen like you're trying to find a hidden button on one of those old flash sites. The whole thing feels like someone made it during a lunch break and then just... left it.

Yoda's in this. I won't tell you what he's doing but it involves a position that definitely isn't in the Jedi code. The art style is that specific kind of jank where proportions shift between frames like the artist was figuring it out as they went. Sometimes a lekku is longer than the entire torso. Sometimes it's not. That's the charm, I guess, or maybe I'm just coping. The Sebulba scene caught me off guard because I didn't think anyone on this planet was horny for that particular podracing menace but here we are. The sound design is basically nonexistent, just some wet slapping noises that loop badly, like someone recorded themselves clapping with a mouthful of yogurt.

Wish there was more to do after you've clicked everything. The fairy tail tag is misleading unless someone's idea of a fairy tale involves a Hutt and questionable anatomy. No replay value unless you're the type who bookmarks specific timestamps on certain sites, which, no judgment. The whole thing runs in browser so at least you don't have to commit to anything. It's the kind of game you'd send to a group chat at 1 AM just to see who responds with a question mark. Not polished, not balanced, barely functional, but the twi'lek scene does something weird with the camera angle that I haven't stopped thinking about. The clipping actually made it better somehow. Don't ask me to explain that.