I don't know what I expected from a game tagged "real human" but it wasn't this. The whole thing is basically a dress up doll with a Jennifer Lopez lookalike who stares at you with this blank expression while you click through outfit options. The striptease tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here because she starts in this red dress and you just. Remove it. Piece by piece. There's no music, no animation really, just static images that change when you click.

The boobs are massive. Like comically large. Whoever modeled this had a very specific vision and they committed to it completely. I spent way too long just rotating between the lingerie options because the physics, or lack thereof, made me laugh. She's just standing there, hands on hips, while I'm clicking through bras that look painted on. The naked option is exactly what you think. No subtlety whatsoever. Just full frontal with this dead eyed celebrity stare that's somehow both hot and deeply unsettling.

The "help her choose what to wear" premise is funny because there's no feedback. She doesn't react. You could put her in the sluttiest outfit or leave her completely bare and she gives you the same vacant look. I found myself talking to the screen like "yeah Jen, that leather thing looks great" and then immediately felt weird about it. The whole experience is maybe five minutes of clicking unless you're really into examining the texture work on the stockings. Which I was. The seam placement is actually decent. See, this is what happens when a game gives you nothing else to focus on. You start analyzing hosiery construction. The red dress has a nice shine to it though. I'll give them that.