Look, I've been playing dating sims for years now, and most of them are just... boring? But this My Hero Academia thing caught my attention because, well, who doesn't want to bang their favorite anime girls, right? The setup is pretty straightforward - you're in the hero world and can date basically every hot chick from the series. Ochako, Momo, Tsuyu, even the older ones like Mt. Lady and Midnight. The variety is insane actually, like they included everyone you could possibly think of jerking off to.

What really surprised me was how detailed some of the sex scenes get. I mean, you got everything from basic missionary with innocent characters like Ochako to some really kinky stuff with Himiko Toga - that girl's into some wild shit, let me tell you. The titjob scenes with Momo are chef's kiss, her huge tits look amazing in the Koikatsu engine. And don't get me started on Mirko's scenes... damn bunny girl knows how to ride. Actually, speaking of riding, the reverse cowgirl animations are surprisingly smooth for what this is. Though I gotta say, some of the lesbian scenes feel a bit rushed? Like they're there just to check a box.

The dating sim part is... well, it exists. You talk to girls, give them gifts, build relationship points. Standard stuff really. But honestly, who cares about the dating when you can skip straight to watching Nejire do that thing with her tongue, you know? The missionary positions are vanilla but well-animated, and the doggystyle scenes with characters in their hero costumes hit different. Midnight in particular... fuck, that woman knows what she's doing. Sometimes I wonder if they spent more time on the sex animations than the actual dialogue because some conversations feel weird, but whatever. When you're watching Mitsuki Bakugou in a cheerleader outfit doing what she does best, you're not really thinking about story quality anyway.

Picture a fancy hero hotel where everything looks polished on the surface, but the camera keeps zooming in on hips and thighs like the artist just discovered how much they love legs and forgot about the rest of anatomy for a moment. That is the vibe here. You walk in as this pretty generic dude, but the real focus is how the women move around you. The sprites for Midnight, Mt. Lady and Mirko have this funny mix of horny and awkward, like someone who stared at reference pics too long, then had to draw from memory while their hand was shaking. Midnight’s idle pose is pure teasing: one hip pushed out, chest shoved forward, eyes half closed like she already knows you’re looking at her tits and she is totally fine with it. But then her mouth animation, when she changes expression, clicks in a bit late and it looks like her lips are saying “fuck me” while her eyes are still in teacher mode. It’s not smooth, it’s messy, and that actually makes it hotter in a weird way, like catching a real person adjusting their bra and pretending they didn’t notice you staring.

Mt. Lady’s body language is all about size and weight. Her sprite leans in just a bit too far, like she’s going to fall on top of you if the text box doesn’t load fast enough. When she bends down in one of the flirty scenes, you can practically feel the artist pausing to zoom in on her ass for twenty minutes. Her thighs overlap the UI in a way that looks like a bug but, no, that’s just her being too thick for the screen. She has these moments where she acts playful and smug, but the tiny shifts in her shoulders and the tilt of her head make her look almost shy, like she is playing at being the big confident giantess and the mask slips a bit. I laughed when her breasts jiggle on a loop, but her hair stays perfectly frozen, like gravity only exists from the neck down. It is horny, it is broken, it is kind of perfect for a mobile horny visual novel you’re tapping with one thumb while pretending to check Telegram. There is one scene where she leans in close, and her eyes don’t quite line up with your face, so it feels like she is staring at your collarbone while talking about how “hands-on” she can be. That mismatch, for me as body language nerd, is gold. The intention is pure sexual dominance, the execution reads like “I rehearsed this in the mirror and now I am nervous.”

Mirko’s animations are the most alive and also the most chaotic. Her ears twitch between expressions even when nothing is happening, like her sprite has ADHD. When she gets horny, her posture changes from fighter stance to this low, eager lean, but the hips never fully settle, they vibrate slightly like the rigging is off. It looks like she is grinding on invisible air, constantly. There is this scene where she teases you in the hallway and steps closer. Her feet don’t move at all. Only her upper body slides forward, like she is on wheels. It should be silly, but because her expression tightens, eyes narrowed, lips just a little parted, it ends up feeling like she is dragging herself toward your crotch with pure willpower. The game is clearly AI CG heavy, and sometimes you see it: hands with slightly wrong fingers, hair melting into the pillow, boobs that don’t know what physics is. But then you get that one frame where Mirko’s tongue peeks out, her shoulders angle just right, and suddenly the whole thing clicks into this very raw “I want to bounce on you until you can’t walk” energy. The romance angle? It’s there, sure, text choices, affection, cute lines. But the sprite language keeps saying: these women are here to fuck first, cuddle maybe later, if at all. It’s clumsy, it’s horny, it’s badly timed lip flaps and broken perspective, and somehow that makes the hotel feel more real than a polished triple-A thing. Like you caught the heroes on vacation with their guard down, and the artist with their pants already halfway off.

This one feels like somebody took a giant porn folder full of every anime crush you ever had, fed it to a very horny robot, and then just let it loose in the middle of the night. It is messy, shameless fanservice in the best and worst way. You start as this generic male MC that nobody cares about, but it honestly works, because the spotlight is always on the girls. One minute you are staring at Android 18 pretending she is not seconds away from sitting on your face, next moment Tsunade is bending forward like your spine insurance is fully paid, and after that DVa is giving you this smug gamer grin you only see from sweaty tanks in Overwatch comp. Nothing really tries to be “deep”. It is like those late-night Discord calls where everybody starts posting cursed Koikatsu cards and then suddenly somebody says “wait, I can make a whole game with this” and nobody stops him. The whole thing runs on that energy.

The date sim part is kind of funny, because yeah, technically you are “dating”. You choose outfits, say the right lines, sometimes click through fake romantic setup, but everybody knows you are just trying to figure out how many scenes Mirko has and whether Rias or Nami has the better titfuck animation. And the girls are not just random OC clones either, they actually feel like somebody who watched too much anime made them on purpose. Aqua is clingy, loud, kind of dumb but insanely cute when she starts grinding on your lap like she is trying to win some idiot contest. Yoruichi keeps that smug cat energy, sits on your face like that is the most normal place in the world. Toga looks at you like a snack she is not supposed to have, then happily chokes on your cock like rules stopped existing. And then there is stuff like Vados or Kefla or Caulifla, where your brain is trying to remember power levels while your dick is just happy there is yet another big ass bouncing in your face. They even throw in weird combinations, like giving Bowsette this slow, teasing blowjob scene that lasts just long enough to make you forget you were actually trying to see the Zelda content first. By the way, whoever decided Misty and Jessie need extra focus on footjobs has some stories to explain to a therapist someday. I still appreciated it.

I really like how the pacing somehow feels both rushed and too slow. First girl I tried was Ai Hoshino, because of course I did, and the “date” was over in like two clicks and suddenly she was kneeling between my legs, lipstick smeared on my cock while she looked up with those idol eyes. Then with Hinata I had to go through this longer flirting phase, a bit of voyeur setup, peek under her clothes, touch her softly first. It felt like waiting for food that keeps smelling better while you are starving. Annoying, but in a good way. Or bad. Not sure. Anyway, everything is pure fetish salad. Oral sex scenes everywhere, big tits bouncing like they are competing with each other, asses in your face so often it starts to feel like some kind of religion. I got stuck way too long just watching a Raven scene where she rides you slow, still in half her Teen Titans vibe, moaning soft while her ass cheeks clap in that hypnotic rhythm. Meanwhile I completely forgot I had not even checked Mirko, Mina, or Nejire yet, and those are usually my first picks in any MHA fan game. Still, the weird part is how sometimes the small stuff hits the hardest. Like a moment where Komi is trying to suck you off, all shy and stiff, and the camera lingers a bit too long on the way her lips tremble around the tip. Or the way Marin Kitagawa giggles after swallowing, wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, then casually asks for “another round” like you just finished playing some gacha together on your phone. At one point my Chrome lagged for a second right when Tatsumaki started a titfuck and I legit got angry, like, that tiny freezing framed her smug face perfectly and I will never see that exact glitch again. Yeah, the game is scuffed, uneven, totally horny, and absolutely not refined. I keep alt tabbing to Telegram and back just to check something, then losing track of which girl I was “romancing” and honestly that chaotic feeling kind of fits.