This Bleach parody caught me completely off guard, honestly. You're playing some random guy who gets into deep shit and suddenly Yoruichi shows up - you know, the purple-haired cat lady who can kick everyone's ass. The whole setup feels rushed but whatever, we're here for the good stuff anyway.

What surprised me is how much personality they managed to cram into this mobile format. Yoruichi isn't just standing there looking pretty - she's constantly teasing you, making these cocky remarks that somehow make you want to prove yourself even more. The dialogue gets pretty heated fast, especially when she starts testing whether you can handle her... let's say "advanced techniques." There's this one scene where she's explaining some combat move while giving you a footjob and I'm thinking, this is either genius or completely ridiculous. Probably both. The AI-generated art does its job - her proportions are definitely exaggerated in all the right places, those curves practically spilling off the screen. Sometimes the facial expressions look a bit weird but when you're focused on other things it doesn't really matter.

The pacing jumps around like Yoruichi herself - one minute you're having this intense conversation about earning her respect, next minute she's got her mouth full and you're trying not to finish too early. The creampie scenes hit different when she's looking at you with that smug expression, like she planned the whole thing from the start. I kept expecting more story development but honestly? Sometimes you just want to see a confident woman take control without overthinking it. The mobile controls work fine, though I wish there were more positions available. Still scratching my head about why they made it a visual novel when most people are just clicking through to the next sex scene anyway.

Guy makes horny comics, goes to a con thinking “yeah, this is my big break”, then reality just tells him to bend over. That part actually feels weirdly familiar if you ever dragged a half-finished doujin to a tiny convention and sat there praying someone more than a bored cosplayer stops at your table. Here, instead of just getting ignored, some freaky creature crashes the whole thing and you end up trapped inside your own OC. Not like metaphorical “I feel like my character”, I mean literally you become the musclebound, oversexed hero you drew to sell prints with. And since you were a degenerate, your new body is pure coomer bait: thick ass, stupidly big cock energy, straight out of a horny crossover fanfic that got too popular on Pixiv. Then the game just throws you in a space where all those “inspired by” girls wander around: very obvious “that’s totally not Tifa”, redhead thief who screams “I swear I’m not Jessie from that monster game”, a blonde brick-house heroine in skin-tight suit that could not be more Power Girl if DC lawyers were already knocking. It’s like you fell into an R18 booth hidden behind the main convention floor, where copyright law took a smoke break.

What works nice is how the scenes don’t feel copy-paste. You don’t just click a button and see tits. Sometimes you’re stuck in this cramped hallway with “not-Tifa” leaning on the wall, arms crossed, and you can almost hear her say “you really think those shitty comics qualify you to touch me?” Then a few wrong dialog choices and you end up groping her anyway, hand buried under that tiny top, and the game lingers on how she half-resists, half-grinds into your palm. Another time you’re backstage at a panel, trying to act like a normal dude, and one of the heroine types corners you, drags your hand to her ass like it’s the most casual thing in the world, then smirks when you squeeze too hard. The groping is everywhere, honestly slightly too much sometimes, like the dev got so proud of a single mechanic he just spammed it. But then again when you’ve got those bodies drawn like that, with gravity-defying boobs and tight outfits doing absolutely nothing to hide nipples, it’s hard to complain. I still will complain about the black cat thing though. There is this one smug cat-girl/mascot who pops in and out, and every time I wanted to click her off-screen like a Discord pop-up. She’s important somehow, I guess, but her scenes feel like someone changed tabs and opened a different game by mistake. Anyway, the whole thing plays like a fever dream of a guy who binged too much Marvel, DC and a certain ghost kid cartoon plus some monster catching anime, then opened his sketchbook and decided “fuck it, everyone’s hot now”. The art leans full-on horny parody, not “serious comic”. It’s rough in places, faces go a bit weird at some angles, hands sometimes look like they’re trying to escape the scene, but the bodies know exactly why you’re here. Boobs smash against your chest when you pull a girl in, asses fill the screen when you push them over a table, and there is this one bathroom scene where the mirror shows your character’s smug face while your hands disappear under a heroine’s top that made me actually pause and think “ok, that’s nasty in a good way”. Story-wise it pretends to have this whole “what does it mean to become your creation” meta angle, then forgets two minutes later when a stacked heroine offers her tits as “payment” for helping with some crisis you barely paid attention to. Honestly that’s fine. Nobody opens a browser and types this title because they want a deep character study. You’re here for comic con chaos, fake-but-obvious famous girls, and the excuse to drag your pervy OC through every fantasy you once doodled in the corner of your school notebook.

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