Gwen looks like she just logged out of some normal episode and then suddenly landed in the wrong tab of your browser. She is there on the bed, that trademark red hair everywhere, green eyes already kinda annoyed but also clearly needy, and it hits you that this thing is not trying to be classy at all. It’s like someone took a horny Tumblr mashup, an old Flash game, and those cursed Ben 10 memes, tossed them into a blender, then forgot to put the lid on. You’re handed control of not one but two cocks, like some degenerate puppeteer. One is lined up with her mouth, the other swapping between pussy and ass, and she just has to deal with it while you click around like a maniac. No romance, no build up, no fake “plot twist”. One second she’s scowling at you, next second you’re pushing her head down and watching her lips stretch around Ben’s dick while grandpa Max is busy absolutely ruining the other side of her. Yes, grandpa. Yes, it’s every bit as unholy as that sounds.

What actually hooked me was how interactive the smut feels even though it’s super simple. You drag, you click, you spam the same motion way too long because you want to see her expression change. Throat bulging while you force that blowjob angle, then you swap to anal and there’s this little hitch in her eyes like “oh fuck, it’s in.” You can line up a full-on spitroast, dick in her mouth, dick in her ass, hands on her hips, and her tits bouncing in that stupid cartoon way that should not be this hot but here we are. The game lets you push her way past “nice gentle cousin fun” straight into hardcore family disaster territory: ass fingering while you keep her stuffed, creampie her ass, then instantly shove back in and smear it all over, pull out and finish on her face, then go right back to her pussy and pump another load into her like you’re trying to see how many places on one girl you can fill at the same time. Sometimes I’d waste a full minute just timing the cumshots so her mouth is open when the other dick explodes, facial mixing with the cream dripping from her fucked raw holes. There’s a weird rhythm to it, like trying to sync beats in a DJ app, except your “track” is Gwen getting used like a toy while Ben just keeps hammering and grandpa Max is quietly the most cursed MVP in hentai history.

Kasumi Rebirth feels like catching someone’s private mod folder that accidentally got pushed live and nobody had the heart to stop it. It’s just Kasumi, chained up, not doing the “cool ninja” thing at all, and the whole game is basically you seeing how far you can push her body before you get bored or feel weird about yourself. She hangs there in those metal restraints, soft skin, big tits squeezed by the outfit that you immediately start ripping off, because of course you do. There is no fake romance, no “story” pretending this isn’t what it is. You poke her, grab her, slide hands over her tits, pinch her nipples a bit too hard, then harder, just to see if the reaction changes. It turns into this quiet little lab experiment: what if I put fingers in her pussy first, then in her ass, then both, then ignore both and just use her tits like they are toys made of warm jelly. The game doesn’t judge. It just lets you be a freak in peace.

The main loop of Kasumi Rebirth is strangely hypnotic: click, drag, spread her legs, tilt her hips, line her up for doggystyle, then get distracted and go back to playing with her mouth. You pull her head back, slide a dildo between her lips, watch those eyes say everything without a single line of dialog. Deepthroat her with plastic, then switch holes like a bored god with too much free time. Pussy, ass, mouth, back to pussy, then push it in her asshole again just because you like the way she tightens around it. You can masturbate her slowly, tease her clit until she twitches, then ram something inside and go straight for a rough creampie like the concept of foreplay never existed. Cumshots on her face, on her breasts, slipping down her body, and at some point I tried to see if I could cover both tits perfectly and got annoyed because one drop kept sliding off the side in a stupid way that distracted me more than it should. There is also this breast expansion thing going on that feels like someone’s late-night fever dream: you start tweaking and pumping and suddenly her big tits are not just big, they are ridiculous, heavy, almost comical, but somehow it works because this game stopped pretending to be “normal” a long time ago. It is rough, it is ***-y, it is torture dressed up as “gentle play”, and yet the whole thing has this old-school Internet porn game energy that makes you keep testing one more position, one more angle, one more messy facial, just to see how far Kasumi’s body can be turned into a toy before you finally close the tab and swear you’re done with Dead or Alive girls forever.

Pixen wakes up in this weird quiet castle that feels like somebody forgot to finish decorating it. No intro, no long backstory, she is just there with her thick cock half hard under her clothes like the universe skipped a few steps. I kinda liked that, actually. No slow build, no fake romance, just “ok, you have a horny futa in a haunted sex dungeon, go.” She wanders around these empty stone corridors, you half expect a skeleton to pop out, and instead she stumbles into Tera, this cute girl who looks like she got lost between a porn shoot and a cosplay convention. The look they give each other is not subtle at all. It is that “oh, you also wanna fuck right now” kind of stare, and from then the whole tone of the game is very clear.

The first time Tera gets on her knees it is honestly the best part. The camera hangs on her lips wrapping around Pixen’s shaft in a way that made me pause a couple times just to look. There is this little detail where her hand is not sure at first, fingers a bit awkward on the base, then she finds a rhythm and her wrist twist syncs with her mouth and suddenly it is very filthy in the best way. There is spit, that shiny ring on the shaft, and she keeps looking up with those “I know exactly what I am doing” eyes. The sucking sounds are maybe a bit too wet, like someone recorded them next to a cheap mic, but they still hit. When Pixen finally blows, the cumshot is heavy, like they went out of their way to make the jizz look weighty. It splashes across Tera’s face and tongue, and she actually reacts, tongue pushing into it, blinking through it, not just frozen like a doll. Then next scene she is on her back, those thighs open, and Pixen’s hand is working between her legs. The handjob on Pixen at the same time looks frantic and slightly messy, and that messiness makes it feel more honest than some “perfect” hentai loops. I just wish they committed a bit more to the moaning, sometimes it fades like someone turned the volume down but forgot to turn it back up.

And then, in the corner of the castle, like some cursed mod you accidentally left on, there is this tentacle thing. It appears from the shadows almost like the castle itself got horny. The bonus scene with it goes from zero to “ok this is fucked up and hot” very fast. Tera ends up wrapped in slick purple limbs, one sliding across her breasts, others pressing between her legs while Pixen stands there with that “do I help or just jerk off to this” energy. They do both, kind of. Tentacles tease Pixen’s cock, stroking the length while another coils around Tera’s hips and pulls her open. At one point you have Tera getting penetrated in places you expect and one place you probably did not expect, and Pixen’s shaft being squeezed and milked in sync with her own orgasm. The way they timed the final cumshot, with tentacles pulsing and everything throbbing together, is weirdly satisfying. It is trashy, a bit too short, the castle does almost nothing except be a backdrop, and some angles feel like the animator got tired and reused shots, but when the action is on, it is dirty enough that I stopped caring about all that. I ended up replaying the blowjob and the tentacle finish more times than I planned, which probably tells you more than any rating system ever could.

Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.