The click to advance scenes thing, it’s like flipping through a sticky magazine where the pages are stuck together. You get Elizabeth, right, but she’s Anna DeWitt here, whatever, same brunette with those big eyes from the cover art. She just sort of... decides she needs it. No build up, no skyhook nonsense, just her hand reaching for your pov crotch. The jerk off animation is stiff, like her wrist doesn’t bend right, but the sound is wetter than it has any right to be. I got stuck on that detail, the schlick schlick noise, for way too long. The blowjob scene after, she goes down and the deepthroat part, her throat doesn’t bulge or anything, it’s just her head bobbing lower on the shaft. I wish they’d made her eyes water a bit, you know? In the real game she’s so expressive and here it’s just... vacant horny.

Then you’re inside her pussy and it’s the same loop, a creampie finish that just sort of leaks out with no real physics. The anal scene is the real kicker though. You switch holes and it’s the exact same animation, same speed, same lack of reaction from her face. I mean, come on, a tight asshole and she doesn’t even flinch? The facial cumshot at the end of the first half is generous, I’ll give it that, ropes of the stuff that look like they were drawn in MS Paint. Finding all the secrets is just clicking everywhere on the screen until you trigger the next bit, it’s not like a puzzle or anything. The whole thing feels like someone took a Skyrim sex mod and stripped out all the interactivity, leaving just the looping anims. My favorite part, weirdly, is the one frame where her boob clips through her arm. It’s so janky it circles back to being honest.