Ashuri is one of those games that looks like it was made just to make you stare at a naked chained blonde for way too long, and it totally works. You open it and there she is, this smug-looking hentai-style girl with a perfect bubble butt, metal collar around her neck, wrists chained up so she can’t even pretend to have control. The body is the real star here. Big tits that actually move when you poke them, skin that looks a bit too smooth but in a good plastic sex-doll way, and the camera just loves her curves. I spent a stupid amount of time just circling around her ass, adjusting angles like I’m doing a photoshoot for Pornhub instead of playing a game. At first I thought “ok, this is kinda cheap looking”, then five minutes later I’m zooming in on nipple physics like some horny scientist. The undressing part really hits, because you don’t just click once and she is naked, you strip her bit by bit, top sliding off, panties clinging to her hips for a second before coming down, and her face reacting a little like she knows exactly what you are doing to her. It’s not super advanced facial animation but there is enough to feel like she is your toy and not just a statue.

The whole vibe is pure BDSM fantasy without trying to be deep or clever about it, which I weirdly liked and also hated. She is chained, she can’t go anywhere, and the game basically tells you “okay, she is here to be used, stop pretending otherwise”. You poke her tits, twist them, stretch them, shove toys and then your dick in her, and the game barely pretends to have any story. Sometimes I wish there was at least a tiny bit of buildup, like a short intro scene, but then again I kinda enjoy that it just throws you straight into being the “master” with no context at all. The sound is a bit all over the place: her moans are hot as fuck, very porn-video style, but some of the SFX for slaps and penetration sound like someone hitting a plastic bag with a shoe. And yet my dick did not care. I play stuff like Fap CEO and a bunch of Honey Select mods on my PC and they are way more polished, but this one hit that dirty niche in my brain where you just want a chained blonde bitch you can undress and fuck without thinking. There is a tiny detail that annoyed me like crazy: the chain on her collar clips into her shoulder when you tilt the camera to the left, and now I can’t unsee it, but I also keep going back just to bend her over again and watch that bubble butt jiggle when she gets pounded. It feels rough and a bit cheap and still somehow exactly what I wanted, except I wish they added just one more toy and some proper spanking marks, which they will probably never do and I’m strangely fine with that.