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I have been thinking about Tifa for maybe ten years now and it never stops being annoying how Square Enix refuses to give us the good stuff so we have to come here for Final Fantasy Hentai Games instead. It is actually kind of funny when you look at the characters because they design them to be so hot but then pretend like nobody is looking, like come on, look at Lulu's dress in that old game, that is not for fighting monsters that is for fighting in the bedroom. Anyway, playing these flash games or html5 games right in the browser is usually better because you don't have to wait for a 50GB cutscene to finish just to see a panty shot. I remember playing one where you are Cloud but instead of a big sword you just have a big... well you know, and you go around the slums looking for trouble but the trouble is actually just girls wanting to do stuff. The art was weird though, sometimes the faces looked like potatoes but the bodies were incredible so I kept playing for like two hours straight. It is hard to find ones where the story actually makes sense with the lore, usually they just grab Aerith and put her in a dungeon with goblins and say okay go have fun. I hate goblins honestly, they are always so ugly and loud in these games but some people like the monster stuff I guess.

The magic system in these browser games is usually stupid, you click "fire" and nothing happens except clothes disappear, which is technically what I want but I wish they put a little more effort into the RPG part sometimes. But then again, if the RPG part is too hard I get frustrated and close the tab, so maybe it is better this way. I played this one FF Hentai Games parody where you had to level up by doing lewd acts in the inn and honestly the grinding was boring after a while because the animations were just two frames repeating over and over. It felt like a waste of time but I still finished it because I wanted to see the ending with Yuffie. That is the problem with browser games sometimes, the repetition kills you but you are too horny to stop. I really wish the artists would stop making the weapons look so realistic while the anatomy is broken, like why is the Buster Sword perfect but her legs are two different lengths? It drives me crazy but then the scene changes and I forget about it.

Sometimes I wonder if the people making these ever played the real games or if they just looked at pictures online. There was this one game I found last week where Sephiroth was actually the good guy running a massage parlor and it made absolutely zero sense but the dialogue was hilarious in a bad way. He kept saying things about "despair" while putting oil on people. I laughed so much I almost couldn't finish but the artwork for the climax was surprisingly high quality, totally different style from the rest of the game which is suspicious. Maybe they stole it from somewhere else. It happens a lot in this category, you see assets from three different games mashed together. I hate when the music loops too fast, usually it is just the victory fanfare remix on a 10 second loop and I have to mute it immediately or I go insane. But you know, for free stuff in the browser, you take what you can get. I just want to see Tifa do the things she never does in the remake, that is all I ask for, even if her hands look like blocks.

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Everyone always talks about the girls but honestly sometimes the best part of FF Hentai Games is just how stupid the scenarios are. Like why is Lightning from FF13 suddenly working as a maid in a coffee shop that serves "special milk"? It makes no sense for her character she is supposed to be a soldier or something but I guess in these games logic is the first thing to go out the window. I spent way too much time yesterday playing this text adventure one where you are just a random NPC in Midgar and you have to try to get noticed by the main cast, it was super text heavy and my eyes started hurting but the descriptions were really dirty so I kept clicking next. It is annoying though when the text is white on a light background, who designs that? You can barely read what choices you have, so I accidentally clicked "insult her" instead of "flirt" and got a game over right when things were getting good. I was so mad I almost punched my desk but then I just refreshed the page.

The thing is, there are so many Final Fantasy Hentai Games where the artist clearly loves the summon monsters way too much. I am not really into the whole Shiva turning into a bike or whatever happens in the new ones, I prefer the classic stuff. But then you find a game where the animation is smooth, like actual 60fps smooth, and you forgive everything else. I found one with Rinoa that was so fluid it looked like the real anime, except obviously very naked. I wish more creators would focus on the animation speed, sometimes it is so slow it feels like a slideshow presentation for school. And the loading bars, oh my god, sometimes they get stuck at 99% and you just sit there staring at a black screen wondering if your internet died or if the site is broken. It usually works eventually but the waiting kills the mood. I also hate when they make the characters talk too much during the act, like shut up and just do it, nobody talks like that in real life especially not about "limit breaks" while in bed.

It is weird how much I play these considering I complain about them all the time. I guess it is just because the characters are nostalgic for me. I grew up playing these RPGs and now seeing them in these situations is just satisfying in a dirty way. I saw a tag for "chocobo" the other day and I was too scared to click it, some things are better left unknown. But then five minutes later I clicked it anyway because I have no self control. It was exactly what I expected and I regretted it immediately but the art was good technically speaking. It is a mixed bag here, you find garbage drawn in MS Paint next to masterpieces that belong in a museum of smut. I just wish they would stop making Cloud so wimpy in every single parody, he is supposed to be cool but here he is always getting pushed around by everyone. Whatever, as long as the scenes are uncensored I will probably keep clicking.
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