Batman with a hard-on is already a funny thought, but this thing leans into it like a horny drummer who only knows one beat and just keeps hitting that snare. You open the game and it’s basically: here, have this chunky, veiny Dark Knight, already hard like a brick, and your job is not to save Gotham, it’s to make sure he doesn’t waste a single drop. There’s no slow burn, no teasing origin story, it starts straight in the mess: Batwoman bent over or on her knees, Harley crashing the party with that smug dirty smile, and the only real question is where you want the cum to land. The whole “buttons in the corner” thing feels very old-school Flash, like those forbidden tabs you’d hide behind an Excel sheet at work. You tap one icon and suddenly Batwoman is swallowing him down, her lips stretched cartoon-tight, another click and she’s getting pounded from behind so hard the cape might as well be a flag.

What I loved is how the game pretends it’s about reaching 100% pleasure, like it’s some kind of emotional journey, and then the actual rhythm is just you spamming the same position, squinting at a little bar creeping up while Batman jackhammers someone’s ass like a metronome. There’s this tiny moment when you switch from oral to anal and the sound pops slightly wrong, like someone dropped a drumstick on the floor during live recording. I replayed that part more than I should, not even for the sex, just to hear that stupid click sound. The facial shots are the real payoff though: if you time it right, the bar hits 100% and he explodes all over Batwoman’s face, white stuff dripping down her chin, eyes half-closed, and it’s gross and hot and also hilariously blunt. Sometimes I’d deliberately miss the “ideal” moment, just to see how broken the animation would look if he started unloading too soon, like he got overexcited the second Harley walked into frame. It looks buggy as hell, but in a way that feels kinda honest, like the devs were horny first and careful second. There’s no complex combo system, no deep branching paths, just you, some dirty buttons, capped teeth clenching around a bat-dick, and facials that hit like the last crashing cymbal in a sloppy punk track. Every orgasm feels slightly off-beat, which somehow makes it better.

Infinity Crisis Island feels like someone mashed together horny fanart from Reddit, a Ren’Py starter project, and a beach episode from every Marvel/DC cartoon, then forgot to put on the brakes. You’re the owner of this stupidly nice beach house on a tropical island, and heroes from both universes just kind of… show up. Not with epic plots, not with world saving, just with tight bikinis and way too much pent-up energy. The first one to crash at your place is She-Hulk, and she’s exactly the kind of big green problem you don’t try to fix. Thick ass, huge tits squeezed in a swimsuit that looks like it lost the fight, muscles everywhere, but the game leans hard into her being chill and playful instead of just “angry monster lady”. It’s not subtle at all, and that’s part of the fun. You pick your character, slap a name on him, and start trying to talk your way into her pants, and the writing is simple but horny in a very direct way. No long fake-deep monologues, just choices like “be a cocky bastard” or “pretend you’re a gentleman” and hoping she likes that vibe.

The UI looks like classic Ren’Py stuff, very basic, but it runs smooth on both laptop and phone. I tested it in Chrome on Android while pretending to “check Slack” and it never lagged or broke. Dialog pops fast, the click-to-advance pace feels good when you’re one-handed and impatient. The art is honestly the main reason to stay. She-Hulk is drawn thick as hell, with that big green ass taking half the screen sometimes, and there’s this funny contrast of comic-book cosplay and outright porn. You get kissing scenes that start kind of sweet, then just escalate into handjob under the swimsuit, then blowjob with drool everywhere, then full-on pussy pounding and creampies that leave her looking used but still teasing you. The game doesn’t shy away from cum shots at all; there’s plenty of white mess, mouth full, tits covered, thick ropes sliding down abs. Titfucks are there too, and not the lazy “two frames and done” kind. She pushes her huge boobs together, your cock slides between, and the camera angle sells the fantasy way better than I expected for a parody VN.

What actually surprised me is how the choices mess with the mood. You can play her like some raging monster who just wants to be fucked hard, or lean into her being laid back and flirty, and the sex scenes adjust their tone. Same positions, same basic events, but the way she talks changes a lot. Sometimes she’s talking shit, calling you out on being a perv, sometimes she’s more like “yeah, I needed this, keep going”, and that does a lot for the vibe. The game also likes to tease you with wrong answers that don’t fully lock you out, just slow things down, which is actually hotter in some routes. There’s one moment where you go from joking banter on the beach to her pinning you to the couch and grinding that big green pussy on your cock through your trunks, and it feels earned because of how you talked to her before. It’s still simple, it’s not Persona, but for a short horny parody it hits way better than it has any right to. Just don’t expect any deep narrative about superheroes or some multiverse crisis. The “crisis” is basically “can your dick keep up with a green amazon who wants anal, a creampie, and maybe a second round if you don’t talk like an idiot.” And honestly, that’s enough.

Harley in this one feels like someone pulled her straight out of a horny TikTok cosplay and dropped her into an arcade cabinet from hell. You start in this neon maze thing, top-down, pretty old school vibe, and she’s already dressed in that cheap-but-hot clown psycho outfit, tiny shorts that ride up her ass, torn stockings, the bat, the whole “haha I’m crazy” energy. You’re basically running around a labyrinth chasing this little bastard that keeps taunting you, grabbing keys, dodging traps, collecting shiny stuff, trying not to get stuck in corners while some timer crawls in the back of your head. It looks simple and it kinda is, but then the game starts teasing you every time you clear a section. Little flashes of skin, clothes missing a bit more. It’s like those clickbait ads on Pornhub finally decided to be honest for once.

What got me was that the striptease part doesn’t just play like a passive reward cutscene. You’re still in “game mode.” You beat a chunk of the maze, fade to a tiny stage, Harley leans on a pole or chair, and you have to trigger the right stuff to peel off her costume piece by piece. Sometimes you’re basically spamming and sometimes the game wants a bit of timing, like a budget rhythm mini game, and if you screw it, she teases but doesn’t lose what you wanted. That annoyed me, but in a fun way, like when a gacha game gives you every character except the one with huge tits you’re actually after. One run I had her down to just panties and gloves, then whiffed a stupid move and had to go back to chasing the idiot in the labyrinth again. Felt like edging, but with pixel running and bad life decisions.

The “real model” angle is kinda wild here. Not full video, but you can tell the girl behind Harley exists on some OnlyFans or Fansly somewhere, because the body feels like a cosplay shoot sliced into game form. The face has that “I learned my makeup from Instagram reels” look, and when she bends over after you clear a tougher maze, the light catches that subtle thigh squish that screams “this was a real booty at some point.” It’s horny in a cheap hotel way. Not classy, not trying to be art. At one point I got stuck on a dead end of the maze, accidentally ran back and forth like an idiot, and when I finally finished the level she did this lazy slow strip, dropping the bat and rolling her hips like she’s bored but still wants your money. That hit harder than the earlier “look at my tits” poses. By the time you’ve seen her fully naked, you’re not just spamming skip. You’re kinda watching, half annoyed at the clunky arcade corners, half proud you bullied a fake Harley Quinn into flashing everything just because you can move through a glowing labyrinth without dying. Honestly, it feels like playing Pac-Man after browsing Chaturbate too long, and somehow that works.

The cold night air wraps around every shadowed corner, carrying whispers of silk and sweat. Fingers graze over skin slick with a mix of rain and heated breath, teasing nerves awake.

The city’s protector finds his emotions frayed, each heartbeat swelling with dangerous craving. Every meeting pulses with electric tension, as seductive foes and unexpected companions blur the lines between friend and desire. The narrative’s core beats with a primal rhythm - raw passion clashing with duty, pleasure battling control.

The nights are alive with whispered moans and heated touches, as the hero surrenders to the intoxicating dance of dominance and submission. From the sultry tease of a feline temptress to the fierce passion of warrior women, every encounter ignites new desires. Dive deep into a playground where every sensation is heightened, every touch electrifies, and every climax shatters the limits of ecstasy.