Office bathroom review here. Phone in one hand, other hand... anyway. This thing is basically Jasmine fanfiction that forgot it’s supposed to be classy and just went full trashy, in a good way and also in a weird way. You load it up and she’s there in that not-quite-Disney outfit, boobs way bigger than they have any right to be, ass spilling out, with that smug princess face like she knows you’re already hard at your desk. The whole thing happens at night, kind of like somebody turned Agrabah into a cheap porn set. It’s funny because the background tries to look a bit romantic, like moonlight and exotic palace vibe, and then you’re immediately dragging your mouse over her tits like some horny caveman. Very elegant. Totally not elegant.

There isn’t a big story, which is nice actually, no bullshit walls of text, it’s straight to “touch here, touch there, watch what happens”. You poke her, squeeze her, rub her, and the game reacts in that typical meet n fuck style. Her chest doesn’t just bounce, it feels like it grows over the scene, like each new moan is another cup size. Same with her ass, like it’s trying to steal the whole screen. There was one moment where I focused only on her boobs for too long, and suddenly her reactions changed and she starts begging for more, legs opening in that animated “okay, you win” way. I almost laughed, because it felt like those old Flash games where nothing is subtle, everything is exaggerated to hell. Then I went right back to clicking her pussy so, yeah.

What I liked most is that she doesn’t act like some shy princess, she’s basically a porn star with Jasmine’s face and hair slapped on, big brown eyes, dark hair over her shoulders, and just totally into getting filled. You tease her enough, she spreads those legs, your cock slides in, and the animation really wants you to watch every second of it. There are these little variations in how the cumshot looks, inside and on her, that I wasn’t expecting from something this dumb, and I ended up replaying just to see her reaction when you cum inside her ass instead of her pussy. Sometimes her voice feels a bit too soft for how slutty they write her, like the audio and visuals are from two different fantasies, but I kinda liked that too. Also her waist is too tiny, it broke my brain for a second, then I zoomed right back on her huge boobs, because priorities. My only real complaint is the game pretends like you need “skill” with your hands, but honestly you just end up frantically rubbing your mousepad like a maniac in Excel-hiding mode, hoping nobody walks behind you while cartoon Jasmine is moaning for your big cock on full volume because you forgot your headphones again.