This Metroid parody throws all that space bounty hunter dignity right out the airlock. Samus gets herself captured and tied up, which honestly feels like terrible tactical planning for someone who usually blows up entire planets. But hey, that's where the fun starts because now she's completely at your mercy in this interactive playground of debauchery.

The soundtrack? Pretty basic electronic stuff that tries to sound futuristic but mostly just loops in the background while you're busy exploring all the different ways to mess with our helpless heroine. Speaking of exploring, there's actually a decent variety of toys and tools at your disposal - vibrators, tentacles, the works. You can strip her down piece by piece or keep some of that iconic orange suit on if that's your thing. The customization options are surprisingly thorough, letting you decide whether you want her shaved or natural, and there's even a pissing mechanic that's... well, it exists. Some people are into that water sports action, though the animation quality is pretty rough around the edges. The whole thing feels like it was made by someone who had big ideas but maybe not the biggest budget to execute them properly.

What really gets me is how they managed to make Samus look both vulnerable and still recognizably badass even while she's completely helpless. The facial expressions change based on what you're doing to her, which adds some nice reactive elements to the experience. You can work your way up from gentle teasing to full-on hardcore penetration, and everything culminates in some pretty explosive creampie scenes that'll definitely satisfy if you're into that finishing move. The physics on her chest bounce around more than they probably should, but honestly that just adds to the whole over-the-top hentai vibe they're going for here.

The third Subway Fucker feels like watching a porn loop that suddenly grew a brain cell and decided to bully one girl for our entertainment. There’s this same big-tit slut from before, already in that “yeah I know I’m trash, fuck me harder” phase of her life, and the game just leans into it. She’s tied up, helpless, not some empowered warrior queen, just meat on a rail. It starts with this mechanic dildo setup that looks like something someone would try to sell on AliExpress with a broken description. It just goes in and out, pussy and ass, like a fucked-up train schedule. There is no romance, no buildup, nothing cute. She’s used like a test dummy for penetration. The funny part is how quickly your brain stops thinking “oh that’s rough” and just goes “yeah, deeper, faster, come on, break her a bit.”

The guy isn’t charming at all. He feels like that sweaty pervert you avoid sitting next to in real subway. Big cock, zero manners. When he switches from watching the machine do the work to actually slamming into her, there is this nasty vibe like she’s not a person anymore, just a hole set. Pussy first, then flips her for doggystyle, then anal like it’s checkbox on his to-do list. The game doesn’t pretend she has any real say in it; it’s closer to *** fantasy than “rough sex.” You notice little details, like how her body arcs when he pushes too deep in her ass, or the way her tits bounce when he uses her throat like a pocket. The blowjob segment is long enough to make you feel slightly guilty, especially with the facial abuse part, him ramming her head down so there is that choking vibe, spit and tears mixing with cum. It’s all very “I shouldn’t enjoy this,” while you still keep watching. The best part is probably how her big boobs become their own side show. Paizuri happens like an afterthought, but it still looks filthy, his cock sliding between them, and then he just paints them and her face, and you realize you’re staring at smears on nipples like it’s high art.

There’s also this creampie moment that’s weirdly intimate for such a cruel setup. After everything, he still pumps a load inside, like marking territory. Pussy and ass end up used, leaky, stretched, and she looks exhausted, but not in a “I had a good time” way. More like “I need a shower and a therapist, in that order.” The 3D style helps sell the abuse a lot more than it should. You can see small things, like how her expression flicks between shock and forced pleasure when he pushes both holes with machine and cock. Double penetration here isn’t just a tag, it actually feels crowded inside her. There’s almost no romance with the camera either. Sometimes it lingers too long on his balls, or the angle is slightly off, and you catch yourself annoyed that you can’t rotate view, but then he slaps her ass and the annoyance just disappears. The whole thing feels like someone filmed the worst day of her sex life and looped the highlights. It’s disgusting, hot, a bit pathetic, and weirdly honest about what it is: one girl, tied, broken in, filled, covered, then sent “home” like a used toy that still kind of smiles.

Tifa looks like she took a wrong turn in Midgar and ended up in the horniest biology lab on Pornhub. No saving the planet here, she’s basically reduced to “premium milk source with attitude,” strapped into this creepy-but-sexy milk plant where everything is built around one thing: squeeze more out of those ridiculous tits. The game doesn’t pretend to be subtle. You get her tied up in all these positions that look half like torture rack, half like weird spa machine, and the whole interface feels like someone put a Final Fantasy mod inside a dairy fetish dream. You poke, pull, pump, shove toys in places, watch the milk pour, and the game just keeps rewarding you for being a complete perv. And yes, she’s moaning like she can’t decide if she wants to punch you or beg for another round. That’s basically the main kink here: she’s helpless, bound tight, but her body’s betraying her.

The fun part is how the game treats her boobs like some unstable magic materia. You push her too hard and she’s squirming, the tits swelling bigger, veins showing a bit, dripping like someone turned on a hidden tap. You slow down and tease with a dildo or fingers, and you get this lazy milking flow that looks almost peaceful, which honestly is creepier because she’s still chained to some metal frame like a captured monster. Sometimes the plant’s machines do part of the work for you, those cold-looking suction cups and tubes that clamp around her nipples and just start pulling, and your job is more like “adjust the cruelty level.” One tiny slider up, she gasps and the milk blasts out, another tiny push, now she’s in that thin line where pleasure and pain mix and the sounds get filthy. There’s this one sequence where they bend her over, spread her, and you’re stuffing an anal dildo inside while the milker tugs on her breasts at the same time, and it honestly feels like you’re juggling three fetishes while trying not to break the toy. The animations when she arches her back and milk sprays over her own belly are the kind of thing people screenshot and send on Discord like “ok I’m going to hell for this.”

What stays in your head after you close the tab is not even the hardcore stuff, weirdly. It’s that small detail when you press on her swollen boob and the areola looks tight and shiny right before the milk leaks out, like the whole breast is about to burst if you don’t let it go. The sound of the machine sucking is low and wet, kind of too close to your ear if you play with headphones, and the voice lines loop in a way that makes you think of those old Flash games, a bit cheap, but that almost adds to the charm. I still hate the tiny little UI arrow in the corner that looks like it should do something important and basically does nothing, and I kept clicking it like an idiot. The game doesn’t really care about plot, just throws Tifa in there, treats her like the “perfect specimen,” and says, here, make her give you more. And you do. Not because it’s deep or whatever, but because there’s this nasty satisfaction in seeing how far that milk plant will push her body, how much those soft brown nipples can take before they’re dripping non-stop. It’s wrong, it’s hot, and it kind of feels like someone took that one Tifa hentai you saw years ago and decided, yeah, let’s make it interactive and way more fucked up.

Samus shows up here like she took a wrong portal and landed in the trashiest corner of the Nintendo multiverse, and honestly, it kind of rules. You’ve got this shiny blonde bounty hunter in a tiny bikini instead of the usual armor, strapped down so tight she’s not going anywhere, and the game basically asks, “Ok, how badly do you want to ruin her?” Then it lets you answer that with buttons, sliders, and too many cocks and tentacles to count. It starts slow if you want, just Samus squirming and giving you that pissed-off look, but the second you start actual penetration, the whole thing turns into a mix of porn clip and stress toy. You poke one thing, her ass reacts. You poke another, tentacles decide her pussy is their new home. And yeah, there’s an X-ray toggle, because apparently Creambee knows everyone wants to see what’s happening inside her holes, not only outside. One click and you’re looking straight into her cunt and ass while a thick cock or wet tentacle is stretching everything wide open, like some fucked-up anatomy lesson that would get you banned from any school in one second.

What I like is how it rewards messing around instead of just racing for the cumshot. I spent way too long just switching between anal and vaginal, watching her expression shift from angry to broken to that “I hate this but my body doesn’t” look that hentai people know too well. And yeah, the tentacle *** is not subtle at all. They come from below, wrap around her arms and legs, hold her open and pound her like they’re trying to pack her womb full. There’s no “romance”, no plot, just “Samus is fucked, now you choose how.” You can go full-on brutal, stuff her ass while another cock is hammering her pussy, and then flip on X-ray and watch both holes get filled at once. It’s ridiculous and kind of overkill, but in a good “I can’t believe I’m clicking this” way.

The little secret futanari switch in the background is peak old-school flash trolling. You spot it, click, suddenly Samus has a big hard dick on top of being used as a cum dump, and the whole scene gets twice as messy. I had her getting pounded by tentacles while her own cock was twitching and spilling over her belly and tits, facial dripping, creampie pouring out of her, and the screen just looked like someone attacked it with a bucket of cum in Photoshop. The final cumshot is exactly that type of nonsense too: you push things long enough, the rhythm changes, and then there’s this full-on explosion in her pussy, in her ass, and all over her face, like nobody here has heard of “too much”. My only stupid complaint is that the background secret is a bit annoying to find if you don’t know Creambee’s usual style, but yeah, I kept clicking around like an idiot until it worked and I’m still low-key mad about it. Anyway, if you ever wanted to see Samus tied up, fucked by tentacles, taken in the ass, stuffed with creampie, coated in facial, and also packing her own cock because why the hell not, this thing doesn’t even pretend to be tasteful. It just gives you the controls and lets you wreck her.