Luke is that kind of guy Unity devs like to throw into a scene when they just need “default male character”, then somehow he ends up neck deep in pussy and witch bullshit. Literally starts as a chill walk through the woods, low ambience, flickering lights, some crunchy foliage sounds, and then Jezebel pops in. She looks like the model they kept tweaking for weeks and finally said “fuck it, MILF witch now”, big tits, smug face, voice lines that sound a little too confident for this janky forest. She teases him, does that slow lean in, fingers tracing his chest, and the camera controls just kind of float there like the dev couldn’t decide if it’s a VN or a point and click. Which is funny, because it works. You’re clicking around the screen looking for hotspots, then suddenly you’re dragging a dildo to her hand like you’re doing a Unity drag-and-drop tutorial, except she wraps her lips around it and moans into your headphones.

The sex scenes are the real focus, no surprise. Animated with that typical 3D look, a bit plasticky in some angles, but they went heavy on motion. Ass bouncing, hips grinding, tits reacting a bit too much sometimes, but in a way that kind of turns you on more because it looks like somebody spent way too long on boob physics. You get vaginal, oral, groping all over, and Jezebel is very into teasing. She’ll pull his cock out, drag her tongue along the shaft, talk shit about how “good boys deserve rewards” and then just stop right at the tip, smirk, and back away. There’s proper voice acting, not AAA or whatever, but good enough that when she moans during a creampie you feel that small spine shiver. The camera sneaks under, shows cum leaking out of her, and the sound effect is just wet enough to be slightly gross and still hot. There’s this one scene where Luke is fucked stupid on a couch by a college girl while Jezebel watches, fingers between her thighs, and you can hear her breathing change in the background, clean separation in the audio. Someone cared about that.

It tries to be a sandbox, so you bounce between locations with a little point and click map, hit college, home, parties, some witchy shit, and random errands that feel like they exist just to give you another excuse to touch someone’s ass. The incest angle sneaks in soft at first, like “oh, she’s just a caring older woman” and then she’s sitting on Luke’s lap, her voice a little huskier, hand slipping under his waistband while she pretends nothing is wrong. That scene in the kitchen where you can decide to keep groping or pull back is surprisingly tense. You know exactly what you want to pick, but the hesitation sells the taboo. Mobile controls actually behave decently, big touch hitboxes, no tiny pixel hunting, which I did not expect from a Unity porn thing running in browser. Mini games sit there like simple Unity templates with porn textures slapped on top, but when you’re trying to time your touches to make Jezebel cum faster, you forget how basic the logic is. My only real complaint is sometimes the pacing goes weird, you’re horny after a hot blowjob animation and then suddenly you’re clicking on bookshelves for some fetch quest about witch ingredients and I stopped caring, but then she bends over to “search” and her skirt rides up, panties tight over her ass, and I forgave everything I said thirty seconds before. This game is kind of a mess, and at the same time, when Luke is balls deep, her voice in your ear, cum filling her and her legs shaking around his waist, you’re not thinking about design anymore.

The guy in this game is basically the family dog that learned how to walk and fuck. For three years he runs around doing everything for his wife’s people, and they still treat him like trash. That bitter, stuck feeling is the main flavor here. You start as this useless-feeling husband who everybody orders around, and little by little the game lets you poke behind the polite mask of this “respectable” family. The dev clearly loves slow corruption, because at the start you’re just clicking through chores, errands, boring stuff, and then little cracks appear: a sister-in-law caught half naked in a room she’s “cleaning”, a mother-in-law having late-night “talks” on the phone, your wife acting tired but somehow always dressed like she expects someone else. It looks like a regular house, normal town, all that, but the vibe is more like you walked into a porn shoot where everyone forgot to stop lying.

Since it’s a sandbox, you wander a lot. Sometimes it’s hot, sometimes it’s just you walking from one room to another like an idiot because you forgot where the kitchen is. You open the wrong door and boom, animated scene of your wife on her knees, hand wrapped around some guy’s cock, acting like she never even heard your name. The game makes you watch, not in a quick cutscene, but in this low, humiliating, drawn-out way. You can click around, peek from different spots, try to confront, or just swallow it and pretend. The “point and click” stuff actually helps the netorare hit harder, because you’re the one guiding him into his own misery. One minute you’re doing some dumb quest to earn a bit of money, and the next you come back and she’s moaning on the couch, tits bouncing in this really shameless 3D animation, while the family just pretends nothing weird is going on. Well, except they sometimes watch too, because nobody here is normal.

Prostitution creeps in slowly. You’re already used to being treated like a tool, so when the game gives you the option to rent out your wife’s body, or help certain “family members” make extra cash, it doesn’t even feel that strange anymore. That’s probably the most fucked up part: you kind of slide into it. You go from “no way” to “ok, just once” to arranging her meeting with some fat old guy at a hotel, then walking home alone. There are quests tied to this, of course, with money rewards, item unlocks, new CGs, all that. The 3D scenes are actually pretty good at showing weight and movement, especially when she’s getting pounded hard, tits slapping, his hand on her throat, her trying to keep her voice down because someone’s in the next room. The “family secret” angle is nice too; everyone is hiding something. Some of them are using him, some of them are being used worse than him, and some are enjoying every second of it. I liked how sometimes the MC finally grows a pair and tries to take control during vaginal scenes, really giving it to a girl, and then later the same girl is bouncing on another guy’s dick like it’s her real job. The game hates him and loves him at the same time. I kinda do too.

Summer with this game feels like getting stuck in the horniest slice-of-life cartoon that never aired because every censor on the planet had a stroke reading the script. You play this clueless but very not innocent dude in a house packed with sisters who are way too hot, way too comfortable walking around half naked, and way too into teasing the hell out of you for it to feel like just “family fun”. It starts kind of goofy, like a parody of that loud, chaotic cartoon family everyone knows, with people shouting, slamming doors, random dumb jokes, and the MC just trying to survive. Then slowly it shifts, like, “oh, she’s not just bending over to get something from the fridge, she’s absolutely doing that on purpose and checking your reaction”. There’s a lot of point and click poking around the house, checking rooms, catching someone in the shower, walking in at the worst possible time and then pretending you “didn’t see anything” while the game holds the camera there long enough that yeah, you saw everything.

The pace is weird in a good way. Some scenes feel like chilling on Discord and half paying attention, then suddenly you’re staring at a huge ass on your screen and your brain forgets there was a story. The older sisters are basically walking porn setups. Big thighs, big butts, that smug face like “I know you’re looking, perv, keep looking”. One of them throws out this fake wholesome vibe, acting like a second mom, but her clothes are always a bit too tight, her boobs “accidentally” pressed into your arm while she “needs your help” with something totally basic. Another one is just loud, rude and constantly picking fights, but then she sits on the couch in tiny shorts, legs wide, and the MC is just doomed. The voyeur side of the game hits hard, too. Peeking through doors, spying through cracks, catching them changing, playing with themselves, showering. The game kind of encourages you to be a little bastard. You feel guilty for about three seconds, then the camera zooms in on a wet nipple and guilt takes a backseat.

What I liked is how every sister feels like a slightly different flavor of wrong. The MILF energy one, thick body, soft belly, giant tits hanging in a tank top, talking to you like a kid one minute and giving you a look that would make Pornhub crash the next. The more bratty ones throw out insults, sit on your lap “as a joke”, grind a little too much, pretend they don’t notice your hard dick pressing against them. The humor is actually decent, too. It doesn’t treat itself too serious, it knows it’s a parody, it knows it’s about you trying to fuck your entire household during a “normal” summer vacation. Sandbox format means you’re clicking around, playing little events, unlocking more pervy angles, more risky teasing, slowly crossing the line from accidental nudity to “you’re touching her and she doesn’t tell you to stop”. The incest part is never shy. The writing leans into it with lines that make you pause and go “ok, that’s fucked up” while your hand is already in your pants. It’s messy, horny, loud, and it absolutely feels like it was built for that fantasy where every door you open at home leads to another chance to see a big ass in your face and a sister pretending she doesn’t know exactly what she’s doing.

Lincoln in this thing is exactly like that horny intrusive thought you get when you rewatch a kids cartoon way too old and your brain goes “yeah ok but what if everyone here had tits and problems.” It throws you right into Royal Woods, no slow warm up, suddenly every corridor and bedroom in that house is basically a porn set waiting to happen. You’re chasing panties, yeah, but it stops being just a “collect the underwear” gag pretty fast and turns into “how deep can I mess with every girl in this crazy family and then pretend it’s normal.” It’s one of those games where you open it on mobile thinking you’ll just click a bit while scrolling Twitter, and then thirty minutes later you’re bargaining with yourself like “ok, one more scene, then I touch grass.” The school stuff, the home stuff, even random little walks outside, everything eventually loops back into getting someone horny or corrupted somehow.

The fun part is how dirty it feels for a parody. You’re not just watching Lincoln accidentally see panties. You’re pushing him into situations where he’s using mind control, teasing, pushing them from “oh that’s weird” to “ok fine just put it in, but you better not tell anyone.” Mom is there too, obviously, because it wouldn’t be a real degenerates game without a milf route mixed into all the teen drama. One moment you’re in his room pretending to be innocent while a sister leans over your lap and her ass is basically in your face, next moment you’re in some half-lit corner of the house getting a secret blowjob because you nudged her brain a little and now she “needs to practice on someone she trusts.” The harem angle hits harder than I expected, every girl has that switch where she goes from bratty to needy, and the game kind of dares you to flip it on all of them, then juggle their attention without getting caught. It feels messy and wrong but in a very deliberate way, like the dev sat there going “how far can I stretch this Loud House thing before even porn addicts blink.”

I like how some scenes are slow burn corruption, like starting with small touching, light teasing, just brushing a thigh on the couch, and you’re thinking “ok this is kinda tame” until you realize the options now are “finger her” or “put it in raw while she’s still trying to pretend this is an accident.” Then later you see the consequence, she shows up in your bed at night, asking if you can “help her sleep” and suddenly anal is on the table like it’s the most logical next step. Oral, handjobs, creampies everywhere, the usual package, but the context is what hits. A sister kneeling in front of you in the school bathroom, terrified someone will come in, swallowing you anyway because you already twisted her head so much she thinks this is how she proves love. You can be gentle or just use the brainwashing excuse to go full degenerate, and yeah, it’s funny how the story pretends to be about panties while you’re filling every hole in that house. Only thing that annoyed me is sometimes the game makes you walk back and forth like an idiot just to trigger a small tease scene that lasts ten seconds, then you forget what you were even trying to unlock, but then someone bends over and you’re back on board. It’s trashy and over the line and somehow that fits perfectly with this weird “future version” of the cartoon where everyone grew up a bit and also turned into walking sex targets. Not subtle, not classy, but if you want Lincoln buried under his own personal loud harem, this thing does not hold back.