Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

This thing feels like some weird fever dream that started in a boring office and then got horny and forgot about HR. You load it up, and boom, there she is: this secretary with that "I know exactly what you’re staring at" look. Not cartoon silly, more like that one coworker in Outlook ads who absolutely knows her ass looks good in tight skirt and nylons. The camera basically worships her butt, and honestly, fair. The whole setup is simple as hell, but it sticks in your head. She bends a little, her thighs pressed together, her ass pushed out just enough, and you instantly stop caring where the hell the plot is. There barely is one. You’re just sitting there, hands on keyboard, and suddenly your brain has to choose between being horny and knowing how to type without looking. Chrome tab open, Discord pinging in the background, and you’re here trying not to type "assssssss" like some caveman.

The way the game ties the dirty words to her reactions is what makes it feel sticky in your brain. You start with harmless letters, just tapping along, and nothing much happens. Then you drop something ruder, like you’d never say on Teams, and she reacts more. You see her ass tense a bit, she shifts, the nylons catch the light differently, and that tiny change hits harder than any full explicit cutscene. You get tempted to type the filthiest shit you can think of just to see how far it goes. Sometimes the game feels like it understands you too well, like it’s reading your Twitter search history. But then you hit one word that should be spicy and it barely gives you any "score" and you’re staring at the screen like, really, that one doesn’t count? At some point I got obsessed with trying every variation of "slap," "spank," "pinch," "ass," like I was doing science, but with a boner. You also poke around with your mouse, clicking on her cheeks, giving little taps, harder smacks, that quick pinch on soft flesh. Feels oddly satisfying, like those mobile idle clicker games, but perverted and way more honest about it. The sounds have this cheap, compressed vibe, like something recorded in a bathroom on an old phone, and somehow that makes it hotter, but also annoying, but also hot. If you’re using this on your phone browser and your keyboard suggestions start learning the shit you type here, that’s your problem, not mine. Anyway, tip from me: don’t rush to the rudest word immediately. Warm her up. Start softer, watch how she moves, let your hands get into that rhythm of typing and slapping together. Treat it like you’re flirting with the game, not just speedrunning your own horniness, and every little squirm she does will hit way harder.

First thing that hit me with this one was the vibe, honestly. It feels like somebody took all the horny fanart I used to scroll past on Tumblr, shoved it into a visual novel, and then said “ok, now actually make choices, you coward.” You’re in this weird parody Ben 10 world where Gwen is not the shy teen anymore but a grown woman who knows she’s hot and kinda bored with her own life. The game doesn’t waste time explaining lore or any of that crap. You just get thrown into situations with her, text boxes, some surprisingly expressive images, and yeah, you’re pushing her little by little toward stuff she shouldn’t be doing but totally wants to. The tension is less “will she let you touch her” and more “how far can you push this before her brain stops pretending it cares about boundaries.” I had Spotify running some chillwave playlist and it matched the pace nicely, especially when the game just slows down with this one long scene in her room where you’re teasing her brain more than her body. Although, tiny thing, the sound effect they use for some transitions pissed me off, it has this cheap click that feels like a broken WhatsApp notification and I kept thinking someone was texting me.

What makes it interesting is how your choices twist her personality over time. At first she’s snarky, pushing back, but you start using those, uh, powers, and the tone flips. There’s this bit where she’s arguing with you, mad as hell, and you slip in a suggestion mid-dialogue and suddenly she’s asking why her clothes feel too tight. Not like a subtle “maybe” change, more like someone flipped a horny switch in her head. It’s kinda fucked up and kinda hot at the same time, which I know is the point. You get these routes where she leans more into lesbian stuff, practically climbing on another girl while still pretending it’s “just for fun,” and then in another playthrough she’s on her knees for you, drooling on your cock during a blowjob that goes on for way too many text boxes. Speaking of, the handjob scene in the bathroom feels ripped from some old hentai I saw on XVideos, down to the pose, and I mean that as both an insult and a compliment. They tease futa stuff too, which caught me off guard the first time. One minute you’re the regular dude MC messing with her thoughts, next run you’re packing something extra and the whole dynamic shifts into this power trip where you’re a walking cheat code. The heroic Ben 10 angle is barely there, and when it shows up it’s kinda wrong, like they remembered the cartoon halfway through writing a sex script. But then you get that one shot of her biting her lip, legs spread, text box asking if you want to mess with her head a little more or just fuck her already, and in that moment none of the little problems matter at all.

You open this thing on your phone, half expecting another cheap porn clickbait, and suddenly you’re a guy who accidentally pissed off a demon and got turned into one, then yeeted back into some messed up version of the Demon Slayer era. Everyone looks familiar, but nothing is quite right. Nezuko is hotter and way more flirty than she should be, Kanao is shy but actually gets horny if you push the right buttons, Mitsuri’s tits are ridiculous even by hentai standards, and then you’ve got futa demons and MILF characters who really don’t respect personal space. It feels like you somehow matched with the whole Demon Slayer cast on Tinder and they all agreed to meet on the same night. Bad idea. Very good idea.

This isn’t just “click next, see boobs, cum, close tab.” You’re walking around in a sandbox map, chasing events, picking where to go, who to talk to, and who to piss off. You run into Shinobu and you’re thinking “ok, soft sadist vibe, let’s go,” and next second you’re stuck in this turn based fight where you’re half-hard and half-panicking because if you screw up your choices you get your ass kicked instead of getting to pin her to a tree. One minute you’re flirting with Tamayo in a calm, polite way, the next you’re getting dragged into some horny demon brawl with Susamaru who talks shit while bouncing her boobs like they’re part of the attack animation. I liked how the combat and sex both feel like trials: fail and you get punished, win and you’re rewarded with a scene that doesn’t feel copy-pasted. The game pretends to be about “good path” and “evil path” but honestly? Half the time you’re just choosing between “fuck them lovingly” or “fuck them while acting like a complete bastard.” It’s still romance though, in that trashy Pornhub comments kind of way.

The part that really got me is how everyone sort of recognizes you as this familiar guy from their world, but also not. You kinda look like a certain water boy, but not really. Giyu treats you weird, like he wants to stab you and also trusts you, and if you push into the evil route you can use that to break him a bit. There’s furry stuff popping in from nowhere, futa demons that show up when you’re already juggling a harem, and some of the Ubuyashiki family are way too bangable for people who are supposed to be background support characters. The 3D models have that “mobile porn game ad” feeling, like, sometimes the physics go a little crazy, tits clipping through clothes, and I actually love it because it feels dirty and wrong, like you opened a bootleg Demon Slayer porn app you weren’t supposed to find. One second you’re having this almost sweet scene with Aoi where she’s patching you up and blushing at your abs, and the next you’re balls deep in a demon MILF in the woods, trying to remember if you picked the “help humans” path or the “ruin everyone” path. It pretends to be about morality, but deep down it’s about seeing how far you can push these characters into your personal pervy timeline, and how much you can abuse the fact you’re not fully human anymore. Honestly feels less like a heroic journey and more like horny time travel speed dating where every route ends with someone calling you a monster while still begging for another round.

First time I launched *House of Shinobi*, I kinda laughed because the main menu music tried *so hard* to sound grand and brooding that it looped in this weird offbeat way - almost like the composer’s laptop was overheating. But then something strange happened. I got pulled in. The way the game paces itself - slow, quiet scenes between sudden bursts of raw, filthy intensity - reminds me of watching late-night anime on a borrowed DVD player when the volume button didn’t work and you had to ride the tension between “God, this is hot” and “Please don't let anyone walk in.” That feeling’s still there, buried under all the messy UI. I swear I stared at the save screen for full five minutes wondering which thumbnail was my actual progress. But that’s kind of the point: it’s accidental intimacy mixed with clunky obsession.

When the game goes erotic, it doesn’t hold back. The moans aren’t cleanly recorded; they’re layered like someone mixed them through an old cassette filter, and somehow it fits better than most ‘HD’ adult games. The scenes with Tsunade and Hinata hit different moods - one warm and messy, the other oddly gentle, like you’re being dared to keep eye contact. It’s not just pixel art but deliberate rhythm: the breathing, the softened thuds, the moment right before a slap lands. Even the humiliation stuff - which I usually skip - felt written by someone who hates and loves their characters at once. That inner contradiction, man… it gets under your skin.

The funny part? Every now and then, the sandbox sections drag you into managing chores or wandering alleyways, like filler episodes in the middle of chaos. I both hated and loved it. It kinda reminded me of grinding in *Honey Select* but with accidental moral consequences. And let’s be honest: nobody needs a moral lesson after three back-to-back creampie routes, yet when Kushina looks at you afterward and says nothing, that silence lingers. Maybe the game isn’t trying to say anything deep. Or maybe it’s mocking the idea that desire ever needed a reason. I still don’t like the font, though.

This dating sim hits different than those polished romance games where you spend twenty minutes picking the perfect outfit. You're basically speed-running through pickup lines and hoping your charm stat is high enough to not crash and burn. The whole thing feels like someone took a Tinder conversation and turned it into a point-and-click adventure, except instead of matching with someone who ghosts you after three messages, you actually get somewhere.

The mechanics are pretty straightforward - you meet this chick through some dating website setup, and then it's all about saying the right things to keep her interested. What's weird is how the game doesn't really explain the scoring system, so you're just clicking dialogue options and hoping for the best. Sometimes being cocky works, sometimes being sweet does the trick. It's like real dating except you can actually reload if you fuck up spectacularly. The art style reminds me of those flash games from way back, nothing fancy but gets the job done. Her character design is definitely going for that busty fantasy look that'll keep your attention during the conversation parts.

Where things get spicy is when you actually succeed at the whole seduction thing. The car scene escalates pretty quickly from innocent ride home to full-on oral action, and the animations are surprisingly smooth for what looks like a budget production. The creampie finale is well-animated too, though I kept getting distracted by how the car windows never fog up despite all the action happening inside. The whole experience is maybe thirty minutes if you know what you're doing, longer if you keep picking the wrong dialogue like I did the first time. It's definitely more about the destination than the journey, but sometimes that's exactly what you want from a quick adult game session.

You show up at this weirdly quiet place called Camp Pinewood, expecting some normal summer job, maybe a few brats and some boring chores, and instead you walk into this fever dream where every girl from your old cartoons apparently decided to grow curves, lose shame, and hang around half-dressed. No dudes anywhere. Just you, one confused but very horny guy, surrounded by faces you recognize from way too many childhood afternoons, now asking for “help” with things that have nothing to do with camp activities. It feels wrong for like five seconds, then someone bends over a little too far and your brain just shuts up. One minute you’re talking to Gwen who’s pretending she’s here for “training,” the next her top just happens to slip when you raise her affection and suddenly you’re in this loop of checking every corner of the camp like some degenerate detective. Is there a mystery? Kind of. You’re supposed to investigate what’s going on, but half of that “investigation” is walking into a cabin and catching someone like Velma “studying” on the bed with her tits about to fall out of her shirt, or Stephanie bouncing around with that fake-innocent Lazy Town vibe, short skirt riding up way too high. The game knows exactly what it’s doing when it leaves a door half open so you can spy on Daphne stripping down in front of the mirror, like it’s totally normal camp behavior.

What I like is how the horny stuff doesn’t drop on you all at once. It starts pretty tame, just teasing and flirting, then suddenly you’re juggling dates with Clover from Totally Spies, Gwen, Raven, and maybe Francine hanging around acting like some hot stepmom who wants to “talk” about your progress. Some scenes are just silly, like Lola Bunny deciding she needs “private coaching” and ending up on her knees with your cock between those big cartoon lips, while you’re thinking, yeah, Space Jam hit different. Then other moments go way harder than you expect. One second it’s a blowjob under the trees, next moment you’ve got Starfire all eager-to-please, asking what else humans like, and you’re pushing into her tight ass while she moans something about “learning Earth customs.” There’s proper variety too: titfucks with huge-soft-ridiculous racks, handjobs that turn into messy oral, classic pussy pounding with big asses grinding on you, and those scenes where the girl pretends she “didn’t know” you were watching her play with herself and then just keeps going, because voyeurism is basically the camp’s unofficial sport. Some routes lean more into male domination, with you pressing a girl against the wall, pulling her hair, making her strip piece by piece, others feel more like romance gone very, very off the rails, like slow-burn moments with someone like Wendy, where you kiss first and end up fucking her senseless on a cabin bed while the campfire crackles outside. It’s trashy and nostalgic and wrong and hot at the same time, like scrolling through your old Saturday-morning lineup and realizing every single one of them is now trying to climb onto your lap.

Tsunade here looks like she just finished one bottle of sake too many and decided “fuck it, I’m getting wrecked today.” The whole thing feels like you accidentally opened someone’s filthy secret project in an old browser tab and then stayed because it actually hits the right spots. You start with her on all fours, that ridiculous round ass filling the whole screen, and everything is from your eyes only, like you’re pressed right behind her, hips touching, smelling her sweat and perfume mix. There’s no long intro, no fake romance, just her kneeling there with those huge tits hanging and bouncing under her, waiting for you to start slamming her like a bad decision. It’s messy in a good way. The controls are simple and kinda janky, like the flash era never died, but honestly that makes it feel more dirty. You click, the pace changes, her ass starts clapping, her back arches, she moans louder, and suddenly the room in the game feels smaller, more humid, like she’s gonna drag you down with her.

The best part is how her body reacts. Those massive boobs swing under her with a tiny delay every time you thrust, like they got their own physics engine that only cares about making you distracted. You find yourself staring at her tits for way too long, then remember the real show is that fat ass in front of you, cheeks shaking every time you push in. The angle makes you feel like you’re practically inside her, watching your shaft disappear between her thighs, and then you notice little details that shouldn’t matter but they do: the faint shine on her skin, that tiny twitch in her lower back when you go deeper, the way her hair moves a bit when your rhythm gets rough. There’s this one moment when you speed it up, and her whole body starts to give up, shoulders dropping, head lowering, like she’s not the Hokage anymore, just a horny milf begging you to fill her. You keep going, the sound in your head louder than any actual sound, and when you finally decide to finish, you dump it all inside her and watch the cum spill back out slowly, thick and warm-looking, like her pussy is trying to keep it but failing. It’s dirty, it’s simple, it’s raw, and it kinda feels like a secret little fuck session you weren’t supposed to see but can’t stop replaying anyway.

This thing feels like someone ripped a dirty fantasy straight out of a horny Discord RP room and forgot to add the “are you sure?” button. You just get dropped in front of Kasumi, all pretty face and soft body, tied up like some festival prize, standing there in public with ropes hugging her curves. She can’t move, can’t run, can’t even pull her skirt back down, just breathing hard and blushing while people would totally be walking by if this was real life. It’s fucked up, yeah, but that’s the point. You poke at her like a creep and the game kinda smiles back at you and says, “go on, she’s not going anywhere.” As someone who spends way too much time on Yandere-type RPs on Telegram, it lowkey feels like you’re finally getting that obedient captive you keep writing, only this one is quiet and actually does what you want.

The fun part hits fast: you start messing with her clothes, and suddenly it’s not “a girl” anymore, it’s your girl. You keep switching outfits, pulling her panties aside, stripping her layer by layer while she’s literally chained there, cheeks getting redder while her ass is just begging for trouble. You can put her in something that would get you banned from Twitch in two seconds, then tear it off again just because. I spent way too long just flipping between a “public street” feeling in my head and full-on shame fantasy, touching her with fingers where you really shouldn’t in public, sliding between legs, pushing a finger inside her ass and watching how her whole body reacts. There’s this stupidly satisfying moment when you have her bent just right, hands tied, ropes digging into skin, and you’re fingering her so rough that she starts shaking and you know you’re the only reason she’s falling apart like that. I like when she looks humiliated and turned on at the same time, that mix of “don’t” and “please more” without any words. It’s a bit annoying how sometimes the reaction feels the same even when you change position, like you’re doing something nastier but she reacts like it’s the first touch, but then you keep going and she ends up cumming all over herself anyway and suddenly you forget you were annoyed.

Feels a bit like playing with a live hentai figurine, honestly. You move her, spread her, chain her, undress her, tease her pussy with slow strokes, then push harder until she can’t keep her legs steady. At some point I had her standing there in nothing, rope marks on her skin, fingers working inside her while I imagined there are people passing by pretending they don’t see, and that was way more hot than I want to admit. The interactive stuff is simple, but that’s kinda why it works: you’re not thinking about stats or choices or some deep moral drama, just “how can I make this slutty Kasumi look even more ruined in front of everyone.” It’s the kind of thing you open in one tab while Twitter is in the other, and you keep telling yourself “one more orgasm” like you’re not the crazy one here. She never talks, never fights back, never pulls her clothes up or tries to hide her tits, which in real life would be disturbing as hell, but for a game like this it scratches that possessive, yandere brainworm so well it’s actually a bit scary. I do wish there was one tiny thing like a quick glare from her or a little show of resistance before she melts, but I already know they will never add that, and I’m still here making her cum in the street again like it’s nothing.