There's this one Naruto Shippuden flash game floating around, you know the kind you'd find on newgrounds or e621 back in the day, and it decides to fill in a blank the show left. The blank being the big pervert Sasori and what he apparently does to Sakura after that whole puppet master fight with Chiyo. Forget the hundred puppets technique, his real secret jutsu is something else entirely, a skill for mentally destroying girls through humiliation, and the game just cuts straight to him using these mechanical tentacles on her.

The animation is rough, like really rough, not smooth at all. It's almost jarring how it loops, but maybe that adds to the whole grotesque factory of it. She's just there, Sakura, the strong student of Tsunade, and she can't defend at all. There is no fighting back mechanic, it's just a scene that plays out. You just watch. The tentacles, they're these crude robotic things from Sasori's arsenal, and the whole point is how this powerful technic just leaves her completely helpless. I spent maybe too long trying to see if the animation would change if I clicked around, it doesn't. It's just that one repeating loop of her getting *** by puppet appendages.

It's a parody, obviously, and naming it a "hidden chapter" is a funny way to frame it, like some lost Toei Animation cut. The whole thing is built on that one cruel idea from the tags, humiliation is his favorite card. If you're into a specific flavor of naruto hentai where Sakura gets absolutely wrecked by a Akatsuki member's dolls, this exists. The artstyle is that recognizable early 2000s flash look, and it commits to its single, unpolished fantasy of Sasori's secret technique without apologizing. Just don't expect a game, expect a scene.

Vanilla is absolutely losing her shit over some stolen cash and honestly, the whole thing feels like a fever dream I had after eating too much cheese. One minute you're on this actually kinda sweet date with Ivy, the next you're chasing a Meowth cosplayer through what I can only describe as a horny convention center. The new second floor area doesn't even show up on the map, which is either a bug or the most immersive "you are lost in a sea of cleavage" feature ever coded.

The dialogue system got this whole revamp where character portraits now have emotions and slide around during conversations. Sometimes they slide in at the wrong time though and you'll just be staring at an empty textbox while someone's moaning off-screen. It's like the game itself is edging you. The text speed is cranked to one character per frame now which means if you're trying to read the plot, good luck, but also who's here for the plot when there's a Flygon cosplayer to rescue and an animated reward with four stages waiting at the end of the Meowth quest line. Four stages. I won't spoil what happens but let's just say the cosplayer compendium is filling up nicely with Mia and Nia added and my sticker book is becoming a problem.

I wish the status screen wasn't so outdated. It's like looking at a relic from a previous civilization while everything else got this glossy coat of "we learned how to code better." The code optimization supposedly improved performance but my brain still lags every time Vanilla threatens to have someone killed over pocket change. The maid cafe poster works now after saving the Flygon cosplayer, which is great, except I spent twenty minutes clicking on it before the patch like an idiot. The fan guide exists somewhere out there on a Google Doc, probably written by people who've mapped every pixel of this chaos. I haven't looked at it. Some mysteries should stay mysterious, like why the boss music by EternalSushi goes that hard during what's essentially a Pokémon parody where everyone forgot to wear pants.

The mouse click feels hollow, plastic, but the screen gives back something wet. That’s the trade off here. You pick a girl, any of the Fairy Tail crew, and the loop starts. Erza’s hair clips through her shoulder for a split second, a tiny jagged tear in the fabric of the thing, and then it’s just the rhythm. The wet, glottal stop sound on the downstroke is the only real texture the game has, a thick, repeated gulk that vibrates up through my palm even though I know the controller isn’t actually doing that. It’s a phantom sensation.

Lucy’s eyes water in a way that’s almost convincing, a single tear track that catches the flat light. You can almost feel the heat of a blush on her cheeks if you squint. The whole thing is a single, repeating animation of a cock disappearing into a throat, the neck bulging slightly. It’s the Super Deepthroat format stripped down to its bones, no dials to twist for speed or depth, just a slideshow of gagging. I wish Meredy’s model had the same weight as Juvia’s, but the artist clearly had a favorite and it shows in the way the spit strings connect and snap. The lack of control is a splinter under the fingernail. You just watch, a passive pervert, as Mavis takes it to the limit with a blank, professional stare that’s more unnerving than sexy.

The parody aspect is just a skin, a thin veneer of character names over a very functional throat. It’s a Whentai animation, so you know the deal. The whole thing is a single, unpolished jewel of a moment, a perfect loop of choking devotion. The sound design is the real star, a squelching, desperate symphony that makes the static image feel alive. It’s a shame you can’t make Erza go faster. The gag reflex is just a visual cue, a twitch, but your own throat tightens in sympathy. A weird, sticky little artifact of a game that knows exactly what it is and doesn’t bother to be anything else. The cumshot is just a texture swap, a sudden gloss on her chin that looks more like plastic than fluid, and then the loop begins again.

Got the gallery code from a Discord where they post nothing but broken links and desperate pleas for MHA parody games. heroicgameplay. That actually works. The rest of it though... holy shit.

This thing is barely held together with tape and horniness. It's a visual novel that looks like someone drew it on a bus ride after watching two episodes of the anime and then immediately whacking off. The schoolgirl uniforms are there I guess, but the proportions make no sense. One girl's chest is bigger than her entire head and I'm not complaining exactly but it's jarring when she's supposed to be doing superhero training. The dialogue reads like google translate had a stroke. "You've got to do your best to continue studying while also battling the bad guys" is an actual line delivered with the emotional range of a microwave.

But here's the thing. Midoriya's mom isn't in this but some girl who looks vaguely like a bootleg Uraraka keeps showing up with increasingly ridiculous scenarios. There's a scene where you're supposed to be learning about your quirk and suddenly you're balls deep in the locker room. No buildup. Just BAM. Congratulations hero, here's some pussy for studying hard. The humor is completely unintentional which makes it better. I laughed out loud when a villain attack interrupted a sex scene and the character model just... stayed there. Frozen mid-thrust while the text described an explosion.

The evildoers lurking in shadows thing they mention in the description? Barely matters. You fight maybe twice and both times it's resolved by clicking through text boxes. I wish there was an actual combat system where you could, I don't know, shoot cum like Sero shoots tape. That would be something. But no. Just clicking. Always clicking. The gallery unlockable images are the only real payoff and half of them are just cropped versions of scenes you already saw. Except one with what I think is supposed to be Toga but she's got fangs that look like they were added in MS Paint. That one's staying in my folder.

The whole thing runs on this weird mix of James Bond parody and those old point and click flash games where you just click tits to progress. You play some unnamed agent, and the plot is that terrorists made Professor Emmett Von Braun build a clone army machine, but the five parts are hidden by his lovers across Europe. So you travel, meet busty women, seduce them, get the part. Standard meet n fuck loop.

The detective part is basically nonexistent. You get a map, you pick a city, you talk to a girl, she wants something, you do a minigame or just click through dialogue, then sex scene. The spy angle is just set dressing. One girl in Paris is a painter, another in Prague runs a nightclub, I think. The writing tries to be funny but half the jokes land like a wet fart. There is this one scene where you have to distract a guard by flashing a fake badge and the game just lets you skip it. Why even include that.

The sex scenes are okay if you like big cartoonish proportions. Very exaggerated, lots of jiggle physics that feel like they were coded in an afternoon. The busty girls tag is doing heavy lifting here. No real animation variety, just looped frames with sound effects that sound like someone slapping a ham. I did laugh at the Berlin level where the woman is literally named Helga and she talks like a villain from a 90s porno.

Honestly the best part is how unpolished it is. Menus overlap, text sometimes runs off the screen, and one time the game forgot I already got the part from Vienna and made me do it again. That is either a bug or a feature, hard to tell. If you want a quick fap with a spy theme and do not care about logic, it works. Just do not expect Hitman with tits.

Finally someone animated the scene Toriyama skipped. You know the one. Videl and Gohan, alone, training maybe, and then suddenly not training at all. This little browser game just cuts straight to the good stuff, no filler episodes about power levels or whatever.

The whole thing is basically a loop of Videl absolutely losing herself on Gohan’s cock. And I mean losing herself. The animation is deliberately rough, like a flipbook made by a very horny teenager, but that's almost the charm. She's bouncing and grinding with this frantic energy, like she's been waiting since the Cell Games for this. Her shorts are just gone, bottomless from the start, which is a nice touch. No awkward undressing minigame, just straight to the point. The creampie finish is messy and over the top, exactly how a secret XXX parody should be. Lots of juice flowing, as the description promised, which sounds like a weird health drink commercial but okay.

My one tiny gripe, and I'll never get over it, is that her hair doesn't move right when she's jumping. It's just a static brunette helmet. In a game that's all about motion, that one detail pulls me out. But then she does this little turning thing on his dick and I forget what I was complaining about. The sound is just wet slaps and moans, no epic orchestral score, which feels like a missed opportunity for a "Cha-La Head-Cha-La" remix. Honestly, it's a perfect little stress ball of a game. Click, watch, close browser, contemplate your life choices. It's not deep, it's not polished, it's just two Saiyan-era kids finally doing what the fanfics have been saying for decades. And that big cock? Yeah, it's big. Like, almost a third character big.

Right, so Diva Mizuki gets yeeted through a portal into some bootleg Aperture Science hellhole. Not for cake, obviously. The whole point is this new sperm gun thing they want her to test. Ten levels of figuring out how to jizz your way through puzzles. I respect the commitment to the bit, honestly.

The minigame is basically a timing thing. You click to pump the gun, a meter fills up, and if you stop in the green zone she gets this thick, glossy facial. Miss it and it's a sad little dribble down her chin. The physics on her tits are completely absurd, like two overfilled water balloons with a mind of their own. There's a titty fuck level where you have to aim the gun between them and the collision detection is janky as hell. Sometimes the shot clips right through her sternum and hits the wall behind her. Made me laugh more than it turned me on. The redhead parody design is spot on though, they nailed that slightly vacant, perpetually surprised expression she has in the original source. The artist clearly had a thing for the character and just went wild with the proportions.

The portal gimmick is barely there. You don't solve puzzles with portals, they're just set dressing. A blue hole in one wall, an orange one in another, and Diva just kind of... stands there while you operate the gun. Level six has her bent over a companion cube which is a nice touch for the five people who still find that meme funny. The sound design is what you'd expect, wet slapping noises and a moan that loops every three seconds until you want to mute the tab. I forgot to mention there's no real progression system. You just unlock the next static image with a slightly different angle. By level eight I was just clicking through to see if they'd actually animate anything. They don't. It's all still frames with the gun overlay. The final reward is a gallery mode which is just the same ten scenes without the UI. Groundbreaking stuff.

The whole thing is just one loop. Asuna against a brick wall, that red hair spilling down her back, stockings torn at the knee. Her hands flat on the stone like she's holding the building up. Behind her some faceless dude with a cock that looks like it belongs on a horse. Wet sounds, her little gasps. That's it. That's the game.

I spent maybe four minutes with it before I started scrolling my phone. The animation is rough, like someone learned rigging yesterday and said good enough. Her tits bounce weird, one frame they're up, next they're down, no in-between. The doggystyle angle is fine if you like staring at the back of her head. I wanted to see her face, you know? The whole point of Asuna is that proud little expression cracking into something desperate. But no. Just the back of her skull and that wall.

And what's with the "spy" setup? The description says you're a spy in Aincrad, but there's no gameplay, no camera, no interaction. You just watch. Like a peeping tom with a browser tab open. I guess that's honest, in a way. Most of these SAO parody loops don't even pretend to have a story. This one at least wrote two sentences of lore before dropping you into the same three second animation.

One thing I did like, the stockings. They actually look like stockings, not just painted legs. The way they bunch behind her knees. Small detail, but it kept me watching longer than the sex did. I wish there was a cumshot. Or a second position. Or anything. But there won't be. These loops never get updated.

The redhead tag is doing a lot of work here. If you squint, it's Asuna. If you don't, it's any anime girl with orange hair getting railed in an alley. The wet pussy sound effect loops slightly out of sync with the thrusts, which drove me insane after a minute. Like hearing a faucet drip in another room.

Leina Vance from Queen's Blade, yeah? The blonde one with the sword. She's in a dungeon now. Not looking so tough anymore, chained up and waiting for you to click on her. That's the whole game. Clicking. You click to make her strip, click to make her wet, click to fuck her. My finger got tired before she did, honestly.

The art is... there. It's that slightly off-model hentai style where one tit looks like it's trying to escape to another dimension. But you're not here for anatomy lessons. You click her panties off, then there's this weird rubbing minigame that feels like you're trying to start a fire with two sticks. The sound effects are what you'd expect, wet slaps and moans that loop badly enough to make you laugh mid-stroke. Doggystyle section unlocks and suddenly the animation quality drops like it remembered it had somewhere else to be. The paizuri at the end, the big finish, the facial cumshot to "humiliate" her. She doesn't look humiliated though. She looks bored. Same expression the whole time, like she's mentally doing her taxes while you're trying to have a moment.

I wish there was more Queen's Blade stuff in here. Where's the tournament? Where's the other characters? It's just Leina in a grey box getting railed. The domination tag is doing heavy lifting because you're just clicking through motions while she stares at you with those dead fish eyes. The fantasy tag is a joke, it's a dungeon background that looks like a default RPG Maker asset. For a parody, it doesn't parody anything. It just... is. A clicker game where you undress a warrior and finish on her face. That's it. That's the tweet. No story, no dialogue, just your mouse and her unblinking stare.