the whole thing is basically what if pokemon but the professor is missing and the only thing waiting for you is his wife. delia ketchum. yeah that delia. the one from the show. except now she's got proportions that would make a jynx blush and she's apparently running some kind of unofficial pokemon daycare that only accepts one very specific type of deposit.

i spent way too long clicking around the lab. there's notes everywhere but who cares about notes when mrs ketchum is standing right there in an apron that's fighting for its life. the game knows what you're here for. it doesn't pretend otherwise. you find some "valuable research" which is probably just a grocery list but it triggers the encounter and suddenly you're not thinking about starter pokemon anymore.

the animation is rough. like really rough. looks like someone made it in flash while their mom was vacuuming in the next room. but somehow that adds to it? it's got this bootleg newgrounds energy that makes everything feel dirtier than it probably is. the blowjob scene has this weird looping thing where her head moves like a broken animatronic for a second and i couldn't stop laughing but also couldn't stop watching. the cumshot lands with all the grace of a poorly compressed jpeg from 2007. chef's kiss.

there's no pikachu. there's no charmander. there's just delia and her massive mommy milkers and a meet and fuck setup that would make professor oak disown his own grandson. the whole thing runs in browser which means you can alt tab faster than ash losing a league match when you hear footsteps. not that i would know. the dialogue is whatever. nobody's winning a nebula award here. but you're not clicking through text boxes for the plot. you're clicking because somewhere in pallet town a milf is waiting and apparently the only way to become a pokemon master is through her.

It begins like one of those weird dreams you don’t want to wake up from, half sweet, half sticky. The catgirl just looks at you with those glossy eyes, her tail doing that twitchy dance, and you get this dumb grin before you even realize the story is supposed to have “plot.” I don’t even care about the government thing that’s happening in the background, it’s like watching an ad between porn clips. The real thing here is how alive she feels when she moves - there’s this jitter in her shoulders, the soft bounce that’s almost too much. Then she says something naive and horny at once, and I swear the screen feels warmer. You press one dialogue choice, and suddenly she’s straddling you, purring, her voice cracking in that half-anime, half-real way. It’s ridiculous. It’s perfect.

What’s strange is how it tries to pretend it’s wholesome one minute, then goes full filth the next. Like, she’s feeding you breakfast, you think “aww, this is cute,” and two clicks later she’s begging to be filled up like a pastry. The transitions are janky, but that’s part of the charm - like watching someone blush and stutter before making a move. Sometimes the physics go haywire and her boobs do this weird rubbery motion that’s completely unrealistic… and somehow still hot. I won’t lie, the titfuck animation caught me off guard. It’s too good. The kind of good that makes you feel guilty for liking it. I tried to tell myself I was there for the story, but when she moans with that little ahegao face, my brain just shuts off.

There’s this one scene - she’s wearing cosplay because you “asked her nicely” (the game’s words, not mine) - and the camera lingers in a way that feels almost accidental, like the devs didn’t mean to make it that intimate. It’s raw, messy, full of breathing sounds that don’t line up perfectly with the motion. That’s the thing though, it feels human. Imperfect, horny, a bit awkward. Like the game knows exactly what you’re doing while you play, and it’s winking at you for it.

Memory gone, wallet empty, dick still working. That is basically the vibe here. You wake up as this guy who doesn’t even remember who he is, and the only thing the world offers him is a job at a nightclub that clearly screams “bad idea” from the first click. But of course you say yes, because the club is full of animatronic-style girls and furry babes that look like they crawled out of a Five Nights parody and then decided clothes are optional. It feels like someone took FNAF, forgot the horror, got horny instead and said: alright, same idea, but what if every night shift is about flirting, teasing, and trying not to bust too fast while you explore the place. You jump between areas, poke around rooms you’re probably not supposed to enter, talk to weirdly sweet but also sexually aggressive characters, and watch your money go up while your dignity goes very, very down. Sandbox structure means you just wander, bump into events, pick choices, grind some cash, unlock scenes. No one holds your hand. Sometimes that is hot, sometimes it is confusing, which kind of fits the amnesia thing.

The girls here are not shy. Big tits, huge asses that take half the screen when they lean in, tongue out ahegao faces when things get serious. One moment you’re just “working” the shift, watching cameras, checking who’s where, next moment an animatronic catgirl with glowing eyes has you pinned, slowly jerking you off while she whispers filthy stuff in your ear and pretends it is “security check”. There is titfucking where the physics seem a bit cursed but in a fun way, blowjobs where the tongue is doing all the work and you almost feel it through the screen, toys sliding into places they really shouldn’t be in a workplace. Some scenes go straight to vaginal sex with zero romance, just raw need, others surprise you with soft teasing, handjobs, lazy grinding on your lap while she talks about your lost memories like it is some deep visual novel, except her nipples are pressed against the glass table. And yeah, sometimes you walk in on two girls going at it together, licking and fingering, barely acknowledging you at first, like the “lesbian show” is just part of the nightly routine. It is weird how chill the pacing feels. You open it on your phone, maybe on the bus, think “I’ll just check something”, then suddenly you are timing your clicks between camera switches and cum scenes, trying not to miss a dialogue line that hints at who you were before all this. Some paths feel rough and unpolished, some UI bits are clunky, one button label annoyed me the whole time and never got fixed in my head, but the messy energy somehow matches the club. It is like the game looks at you and says: you’re not here for perfection, you’re here to get lost in horny nights with animatronic monsters who moan your name even though you don’t remember it yourself. And yeah, it works.

The queen's tits are pixelated. Not in a charming retro way, more like someone smeared vaseline on a JPEG from 2003. That's the first thing that hits you in Game Of Boobs, this weirdly specific texture on the "real model" photos they've clearly sc*** from some forgotten corner of the internet. The Daenerys lookalike has these massive, impossibly round breasts that just sort of float there while she delivers lines about dragon eggs and fealty. I couldn't stop staring at the compression artifacts around her nipples.

The quest structure is basically click blue text, get a paragraph of vaguely medieval smut, repeat. You're the King, you make decisions, someone takes their clothes off. There's this one scene with the Cersei clone where you corner her in the throne room and the game describes her "heavy teats" with the same mechanical detachment it uses for inventory management. The writing has this accidental poetry sometimes, like when it described a sex act as "the royal duty of flesh" and I genuinely couldn't tell if that was intentional or just bad translation. The whole thing runs in browser, no downloads, which is convenient but also means the text sometimes breaks if you resize the window wrong. I lost a save once because I accidentally hit back on my mouse. The adventure elements are there, I guess, but they're really just scaffolding for the erotic bits. You don't play this for the kingdom management.

The fantasy setting is paper thin, just enough Game of Thrones references to qualify as parody before someone's top comes off. There's a dwarf character who shows up, says something vaguely Tyrion-esque, and then the scene just... ends. No payoff. I kept waiting for him to come back but he never did. The big tits tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, obviously, and the game knows its audience. It's not trying to be clever. It's trying to show you boobs with a straight face while pretending there's a plot about Westeros. Sometimes that's enough.

That classic Naruto pose where he's crouched on a rooftop, wind in his hair, ready to save the village? Yeah this isn't that. This is Naruto with a boner that hasn't seen action since Christmas, and the little idiot is about to spike Tsunade's drink again like he's running some kind of demented bartending service.

The art looks like someone drew it on a napkin while riding a bus. Tsunade's tits are massive, obviously, like beach balls strapped to her chest, and the proportions shift between scenes like the artist couldn't decide which reference image to trace. Sometimes her face actually looks like her, other times she's got this derpy expression that makes me think of those bootleg Naruto figures you find at flea markets. But honestly? The jank works for this. The whole thing feels like a sketchbook some horny teenager hid under their mattress, complete with dialogue that reads like it was translated through three different languages before landing in English.

The blowjob scene is the main event here. Naruto's face, that stupid whiskered grin, while Tsunade's mouth is full, it's so wrong it circles back to being almost charming. Almost. The animation is basically a slideshow, maybe four frames total, but there's something about seeing the Fifth Hokage reduced to this that scratches a very specific itch. You know those old Newgrounds flash games where you'd just click and watch something crude unfold? Same energy. The cumshot is ridiculous, like someone uncorked a fire hose. And then it just ends. No resolution, no payoff beyond the obvious one. Just Naruto sneaking out with his mission accomplished, leaving you wondering why you spent time on this instead of just watching actual hentai with better production values. But you did spend the time. And you'll probably remember that one frame where Tsunade's eyes go all wonky more than half the polished garbage out there.

UA in this game feels like somebody took the anime, locked it in a horny Discord server for a month, then spat it back out with way too much focus on thighs and teacher tits. You start as some random dude student, nothing special, just fresh meat in the hero course, and the whole thing runs as a point & click VN. You’re not mashing WASD or doing combo crap, you’re clicking around classrooms, dorms, hallways, staring at icons like “ok, which one of these is gonna let me flirt or say something stupid to Midnight without getting expelled.” Sometimes you get these tiny choices that feel harmless, like helping Ochako carry something, and ten clicks later you’re in her room, lights low, her trying to explain why her hero costume is “practical” while the camera just lives on her ass. It feels wrong. And also very on-brand.

The girls are all “parallel story” versions of the usual MHA cast, but the dev clearly has favorites. Nemuri is basically the star here, even when she’s not on screen you’re sort of just working your way back to her. She shows up in class scenes with that smug top-of-the-food-chain aura, strutting in tight purple latex, cleavage like it’s its own fucking character, and you know exactly what the game wants you to look at. There’s this one moment where she corners you after class for “extra hero training,” sits on the desk, legs casually open, talking about discipline and responsibility while her whip is on the table. You can pick the good-boy answer and she still teases you, leaning forward so you’re basically eyeballing straight down her top. It’s super hot and also kind of goofy, because the writing swings from serious hero talk to “oops, my tits are in your face” with zero warning. Sometimes the text feels like it was written in Google Translate, and I say this as someone who abuses Google Translate daily.

Ochako gets the cute, flustered route where she wants to be a good hero but blushes at literally anything slightly dirty you say. There’s a training scene where you’re supposed to practice with her quirk, so she holds your hands, floats you, and for a second it’s actually sweet, and then the camera angle suddenly is all legs and skirt and you’re like ah ok we’re doing this. Toru is here too, invisible girl, and the game has fun with that in a dumb way. You’re in the locker room, supposedly alone, and suddenly text pops up like “Do you mind if I watch?” and all you see is clothes on a bench and a floating bra. It’s lowkey creepy but also horny as fuck, with that tension of “is she actually right next to my dick right now or not.” They could have done more teasing with her though, like invisible handjobs during class, whatever. Missed opportunity.

Kyoka gets the “I’m too cool for you but also totally into you” arc. There’s this music room scene where you sit with her after hours, she’s pretending she only invited you because no one else was around, earphone jack quirk hanging, guitar in her lap. She asks what kind of music you like, and if you don’t pick something lame the mood slowly shifts. She ends up pressing close so you can “hear better,” and the game lingers on her chest pressed into your arm, her short shorts riding up as she shifts on the seat. The build up is nice in that scene, but the dirty payoff happens too fast. One second she’s shy, the next she’s moaning your name like you’ve been fucking for months. Pacing is weird all over the place like that. Itsuka shows up as this tall, bossy type, big hands, bigger tits, always acting like class rep and then dropping a line that sounds like it came straight from Pornhub comments. She literally grabs your shoulders in one hallway scene, leans down, smirking, and the first thing my dumb brain thought of was “mommy?” which is not great but here we are.

The art style is pretty solid for 3D CG, not hyper realistic, not cheap plastic either, somewhere in that middle ground where thighs jiggle a bit when they move but nobody looks like a cursed mannequin. Lighting in “Midnight” type scenes actually sells the lewd mood, especially when Nemuri drags you into some office after hours and everything is lit with this soft purple glow. Her outfit in those scenes? Yeah, that thing should be illegal in a school building period. Sometimes the expression work is weird though, like a girl moaning while her face is still stuck in neutral talking mode. Breaks the heat for a second. And I swear there is one tiny menu button that never sits in the same place between scenes, shifts like 2 pixels left or something, drives me insane and then the moment passes and I forget about it until next time. Game is click heavy, yeah, but it fits the “peek around UA, poke at stuff, accidentally walk in on someone changing” fantasy. The parody vibe is shameless, like it really pretends to be about becoming a hero, but we all know what kind of hero training is actually happening. Could use a bit more chaos, like a crazy DLC where a villain attack becomes an excuse for “emergency comfort sex” with half the class hiding behind destroyed lockers. Not that I thought about that too much or anything.

Fucking hell, this takes me back to when I first discovered these casting couch games... WaifuHub hit different though. Like really different. You're basically running interviews with anime girls who want to get into "movies" and well, you know exactly what kind of movies we're talking about here. The setup is simple enough - you're the guy behind the desk asking questions, but honestly who gives a shit about the questions when Zerotwo walks in wearing practically nothing.

The roster is insane. Got Rosalina from Mario looking all royal and innocent until she's not, Ochako from MHA being her usual bubbly self before things get heated, and fucking Bowsette because of course they included her. Hinata shows up all shy and stammering which honestly made me feel kinda bad for about two seconds before the clothes started coming off. Chel from El Dorado brought this energy that just... damn. And don't get me started on Darkness from Konosuba - that girl is already halfway there before you even say anything. Emilia's in there too being all proper until she's absolutely not proper at all.

What gets me is how they managed to keep each girl's personality intact even during the... intense moments. Aqua's still whining and complaining even when she's getting railed, which is both annoying and hilarious. The whole casting couch thing works because these aren't just random characters - they're waifus people actually care about. Some scenes get pretty rough, lots of big dick action and those exaggerated ahegao faces that either make you laugh or get you going depending on your mood. Mobile compatibility is decent enough though sometimes the loading gets wonky. Graphics aren't groundbreaking but honestly when you're watching Hinata's massive tits bounce around, technical details become less important. Each interview follows the same basic pattern but somehow it never feels repetitive because each girl brings something different to that couch.

The first thing that hits you is how janky the whole thing feels, like someone slapped it together in a weekend after too much blue milk. And honestly? That's part of the charm. Star Moans doesn't pretend to be anything other than a quick, dirty parody where Rey gets absolutely railed by Kylo Ren's massive cock. The cumshot at the end is less a reward and more a punctuation mark, a messy period at the end of a very short sentence.

The pacing is like a microwave burrito, hot on the outside, frozen in the middle, but you eat it anyway because you're hungry. You click through a few dialogue boxes, the art shifts from passable to "did they trace this from a bootleg action figure?", and then suddenly there's a big cock filling the screen. No foreplay, no buildup. Just straight to the point. I kept waiting for some kind of minigame or at least a button to change positions, but no. You're just along for the ride, watching Rey's face contort in ways that would make Daisy Ridley's agent weep.

There's a moment where Kylo Ren says something about the Force and then immediately goes back to pounding her, and I laughed out loud. Not because it was funny, but because it was so absurdly committed to its own stupidity. The localization choices are wild too. Some lines read like they were run through three different translators and then typed with one hand. "Your resistance ends here" indeed.

Who gets the most out of this? Probably someone who's already seen every Rule 34 image of these two and just wants a moving version with sound effects that sound like a wet handshake. If you're looking for story or character development, you're in the wrong galaxy. But if you want to see a big cock, a cumshot, and a parody that doesn't give a single fuck about canon, this delivers exactly that and nothing more. The lack of any real interaction still bugs me though. You just watch. Like a pervert at a keyhole.

The cop's tits are what get me. She's got this uniform straining at the buttons, red hair pulled back tight, and she's writing me a ticket while I'm staring at her chest like an idiot. Sonia, the main girl, she thinks the same way I do apparently because two scenes later she's got her face buried in that cop's pussy. The whole game runs on this logic, every woman in this desert town wants to fuck each other and Sonia's just there to help things along.

I wish the bike race at the start mattered more. You get this whole setup with the Harley, wind in your hair, some guy challenging you, then bam, arrested, bike impounded. And that's it for the bike. The rest is Sonia working her way through the local lesbian population to get it back. Which, fine, I'm not complaining about the lesbian population. There's a redhead at a bar who's got these massive tits and a thing for being watched, and the threesome scene with her and another girl is where the game actually gets good. The dildo comes out, there's cunnilingus that's drawn with way more care than anything else in the game, and the cumshot at the end is just... there's a lot of it. Like, a concerning amount.

The art's rough. Not in a charming way, in a "someone discovered digital coloring yesterday" way. But the sex scenes have this energy to them that keeps me clicking. The anal scene caught me off guard, didn't expect Sonia to go there with the mechanic girl but she does and it's the most detailed animation in the whole thing. The dating sim stuff between scenes is whatever, just clicking through dialogue to get to the next encounter. But that one moment where Sonia's going down on the cop and her partner walks in, that's the kind of mess I'm here for. The big boobs physics are absurd, they move like water balloons, and I can't decide if it's terrible or exactly what I wanted.