First time I booted this thing up, my laptop fan went absolutely nuts, like it knew what kind of filth I was about to witness. I laughed so hard I almost spilled my instant ramen, which would’ve been tragic because I was starving and broke back then. Anyway, this Ren’Py thing - honestly, I didn’t expect much. I thought it’d crash after the opening screen, but then Mitsuri showed up with that ridiculous pink-green hair and that voice that’s half sugar, half “I could ruin your life.” I swear I forgot this was fan-made for a sec. There’s this weird comfort in seeing familiar faces from Demon Slayer in a totally different vibe - like seeing your high school crush at a bar years later, drunk and suddenly way too friendly.

The writing’s uneven, but that’s kinda the charm. One moment you’re reading this sweet, shy dialogue with Aoi, and the next, she’s saying something that makes you check if your door is locked. I remember playing on my old ThinkPad, lights off, window open, the neighbor’s dog barking while Shinobu’s scene started - real mood killer, but I didn’t stop. The transitions are clunky sometimes; like, the story jumps without warning, but then, who cares when Nezuko’s sitting there giving you that look. The guy who coded the affection system probably gave up halfway through, but somehow it works better that way. It’s messy, human.

What I didn’t expect was how nostalgic it made me feel. Not just for the anime, but for those early days when I’d sit up late clicking through janky visual novels on Itch.io, hoping my antivirus wouldn’t freak out. It’s pervy, sure, but also weirdly sincere - like it’s not pretending to be anything more than horny fan service stitched together by someone who actually liked these characters once. I got annoyed at the save menu though, it freezes if you click too fast. Never fixed that. I guess I could’ve looked for a patch, but nah. There’s something honest about a game that stays broken in the same spot every time you play.

Man, this MHA dating sim is like finding a twenty dollar bill in your old jeans pocket - unexpectedly good but kinda wrinkled around the edges. The Koikatsu engine does most of the heavy lifting here, and honestly? It works better than it has any right to. You're basically living out every weeb's fantasy of hooking up with the Class 1-A girls, plus some pro heroes who definitely shouldn't be giving you the time of day but here we are.

The character roster is honestly impressive - we got Ochako being all cute and bubbly, Momo with that rich girl energy that somehow makes the paizuri scenes hit different, and don't even get me started on Mirko because that rabbit hero will absolutely wreck you in the best possible way. Mt Lady's scenes are chef's kiss, especially when she's in that cheerleader outfit that makes zero sense contextually but who cares. The dialogue tries to stay true to the characters which is... ambitious, I'll give them that. Sometimes Tsuyu sounds exactly like herself, other times she's spouting lines that would make Mineta blush. It's inconsistent but when it works, it really works.

Look, the gameplay loop is pretty standard dating sim stuff - talk to girls, pick dialogue options, unlock increasingly spicy scenes. Nothing groundbreaking there. But the variety of positions and scenarios keeps things interesting. The footjob scene with Jiro had me questioning my life choices in the best way, and the lesbian content with Toga and Uraraka is surprisingly well animated. Sure, some of the English translation reads like it went through Google Translate twice, and occasionally the girls' personalities do complete 180s between scenes, but when you're balls deep in a threesome with Mina and Hagakure (invisible girl jokes write themselves), you're not exactly critiquing the narrative consistency. The visual novel elements feel tacked on but whatever, we're not here for Shakespeare.

Isekai Brothel throws every anime waifu you've ever fantasized about into one chaotic interdimensional fuckfest, and honestly? It's messier than trying to explain the Fate timeline to your normie friends. The premise is simple enough - some genius figured out universe-hopping technology and decided the best use wasn't world peace or infinite resources, but setting up the ultimate anime girl bordello. Can't argue with those priorities, really.

The character roster reads like someone's MAL favorites list had a baby with a horny teenager's wet dreams. You've got Nagatoro ready to bully you into submission, Tsunade bringing that MILF energy, Zero Two with her dino girl antics, and even Rimuru because apparently slimes can be sexy now. The crossover aspect gets absolutely wild when you're trying to explain why Chi-Chi from Dragon Ball is having tea with Emilia from Re:Zero before they both jump your bones. Some combinations work better than others - seeing Komi-san interact with the more... aggressive personalities creates this weird cognitive dissonance that's somehow arousing? The dating simulator elements feel tacked on though, like they remembered halfway through development that some people actually want story with their smut.

What really gets me is how they handle the "universe travel" gimmick - you can either visit their worlds or bring them to yours, which sounds cool until you realize it's mostly just different background art. The sex scenes vary wildly in quality depending on which character you're with, and don't get me started on the voice acting inconsistencies. Megumin sounds nothing like she should, but somehow Yoruichi's VA nailed it perfectly. The game's clearly unpolished as hell with typos everywhere and some characters looking like they were drawn by completely different artists, but when you're balls deep in a scene with Android 18 while Albedo watches jealously from the corner, technical polish becomes less important. It's horny chaos incarnate, and sometimes that's exactly what you need.

Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.