There's this one Naruto Shippuden flash game floating around, you know the kind you'd find on newgrounds or e621 back in the day, and it decides to fill in a blank the show left. The blank being the big pervert Sasori and what he apparently does to Sakura after that whole puppet master fight with Chiyo. Forget the hundred puppets technique, his real secret jutsu is something else entirely, a skill for mentally destroying girls through humiliation, and the game just cuts straight to him using these mechanical tentacles on her.

The animation is rough, like really rough, not smooth at all. It's almost jarring how it loops, but maybe that adds to the whole grotesque factory of it. She's just there, Sakura, the strong student of Tsunade, and she can't defend at all. There is no fighting back mechanic, it's just a scene that plays out. You just watch. The tentacles, they're these crude robotic things from Sasori's arsenal, and the whole point is how this powerful technic just leaves her completely helpless. I spent maybe too long trying to see if the animation would change if I clicked around, it doesn't. It's just that one repeating loop of her getting *** by puppet appendages.

It's a parody, obviously, and naming it a "hidden chapter" is a funny way to frame it, like some lost Toei Animation cut. The whole thing is built on that one cruel idea from the tags, humiliation is his favorite card. If you're into a specific flavor of naruto hentai where Sakura gets absolutely wrecked by a Akatsuki member's dolls, this exists. The artstyle is that recognizable early 2000s flash look, and it commits to its single, unpolished fantasy of Sasori's secret technique without apologizing. Just don't expect a game, expect a scene.

Fucking hell, the loop. That’s what sticks with me, not the stiff poses or the way her tits don’t quite jiggle right. Just that endless, mechanical piston of Naruto’s huge, veiny cock sliding into Sakura’s pussy. It’s hypnotic in the worst way. You click, and it’s like a broken gif from 2004. The same three frames, over and over. Her expression is blank, just a generic hentai moan face, but the text is screaming about how she’s a desperate slut now that Sasuke’s gone. I kept staring at her left boob, which is massive, practically a sphere, and thinking it looked oddly detached from her chest. A real savefile archivist’s nightmare, honestly. No game state to preserve, just a repeating animation that’ll burn itself into your monitor if you let it.

The whole thing feels like a memory of a Naruto hentai flash game you’d find buried on Newgrounds. You know the type. Naruto’s bedroom, the vague Konoha setting, Sakura still mostly in her clothes, just yanked down enough to get the job done. The big cock thing is no joke, it’s drawn like a third leg. I spent an embarrassing amount of time just watching the loop, not even aroused, just sort of… studying the poor compression artifacts on Sakura’s ass. The story is pure, uncut fanfiction logic. Sasuke left, so she’s lonely, so she gives it up to Naruto. Best thing that ever happened to him, the description says. A good strategy for a future Hokage. It’s so blunt it circles back to being almost charming.

I wish there was a button to just change the angle. Or maybe a second loop. A DLC where she blinks. Something. The clothed sex thing is a specific kink, and it’s here in full force, but it just makes the whole thing feel even more static. Like two action figures being mashed together. I closed the browser tab and immediately forgot the sound, but that loop, that damn loop, is still going somewhere in the back of my brain. A perfect little artifact of a specific, unpolished corner of the internet.

The camera angle button is right there, tiny little arrows, and I almost missed it because I was too busy trying to figure out what the hell is going on with Sara. She's got Hinata bent over, proper doggystyle, and there's definitely something real happening there, not a strap. Futanari mode activated I guess. That's a thing now. My brain just accepted it after the third click. The laundry buzzer went off and I ignored it.

Sakura is underneath Himawari, and that's the part that made me pause with my coffee going cold. Mother and daughter in the same pile of limbs. The description asks "incest or not?" like it's a philosophical question. They're not touching each other directly but they're in the same... group project. It's weird. It's hot. I don't know where to look first. The animation loops are simple, just a few frames, but Sakura's face is buried so deep you can almost hear it. The sound design is nonexistent, by the way. Just silence. I had to put on my own background noise which ended up being the dishwasher cycle.

The character models look like someone traced over a fanart from 2016 and called it a day. Sakura's hair clips through Himawari's thigh at one point. I noticed it and then I couldn't unsee it. But then Sara does this thing with her hips and I forgot what I was complaining about. The whole thing is a parody, obviously, but it's the kind where you can tell the creator had one specific fantasy about the Uzumaki household and just ran with it. No menus, no story, just four ninja girls in a tangle and those arrow buttons to spin the view around like you're inspecting a used car. I should probably go fold those clothes now.

Fuck, the wet sounds in this one. Not the dialogue, that's whatever, but the actual squelching. Sakura's new jutsu dick, it's huge, like absurdly big, and the way it just disappears into Hinata's mouth. The forced blowjob bit, you can see the spit strings and her eyes are all watery. I wish they'd fix the looping animation on the doggystyle though, it stutters right when Sakura grabs her hips and it's been like that since the first version on Newgrounds, they'll never patch it.

The whole premise is Tsunade taught Sakura a secret porn jutsu. A futa jutsu. And the first thing she does is corner Hinata in the public bath. Classic. The background is just a static image of the Konoha baths, steam and all, but the character art is that specific Naruto hentai flash game style, all exaggerated curves and shiny skin. I spent way too long on the part where Hinata is just on her knees, looking up. There's no real game here, just click through positions, but the transition from the blowjob to Sakura bending her over is smooth enough. The cum animation at the end is a bit much, like a firehose, but I guess that's the point of the big cock tag.

I was playing something else on Nutaku earlier, one of those gacha games with a million menus, and it just made me appreciate this more. No energy system, no premium currency to see the good stuff. Just straight to Hinata getting railed. The lesbian tag is technically true for a second before the jutsu, but it's mostly futa on female. Sakura's face is weirdly blank the whole time, like she's concentrating on a medical ninjutsu instead of fucking, but Hinata's expressions are what you're here for. The wet skin effect is actually decent, makes the whole public bath setting work.

Sasuke's hair looks like a duck's ass got caught in a wind tunnel. That's what I'm stuck on, watching this thing loop for the dozenth time. The animation is this weird flash thing, Whentai made it apparently, and it's got that distinct smell of early 2000s internet. You know the one. Where everything was a bit crunchy and nobody knew how to draw a pelvis that connected properly to a spine.

The whole setup is just Sasuke, looking like he's permanently smelling something bad, cycling through Sakura, Hinata, and Tenten. Sakura's got these weird balloon tits that defy all known laws of Konoha physics. The sex itself is... functional. Like a very determined piston. Up, down, up, down. There's this one bit where Hinata's eyes do that Byakugan thing and it just keeps going, veins popping, while she's getting railed. It's supposed to be hot I guess but it's just unnerving. Makes her look like she's having a medical emergency, not a good time. Tenten's section is so brief you'd miss it if you blinked, which is honestly a perfect summary of her entire character arc in the actual show. Poor girl can't even get a full minute in a porn parody.

The sound is just one looping moan track that sounds like a cat stuck in a washing machine. It drills into your skull. But here's the thing. I didn't close the tab. I let it loop. There's something almost hypnotic about how utterly unpolished it is, how it doesn't even try to hide the fact that it's just three short scenes stitched together with no transitions. The whole "next generations" tag is a lie, by the way. Boruto is nowhere. It's just a title someone slapped on. A beautiful, stupid lie. The best part is the comment section on the site, some guy named ShinobiMaster69 wrote a full thesis on why Sasuke deserves a harem. That's the real content.

Boss walks by, I minimize the window. Not because it's work inappropriate, but because explaining why I'm playing a janky browser fighting game with a 55MB load screen in 2024 is impossible. The file size, man. Felt like downloading a car on office wifi. But you wait, and what you get is this weirdly specific turn based hentai brawler that feels like someone's flash drive fever dream from 2006.

The roster is pure "who would win" forum chaos. You got Nami from One Piece trading blows with Rangiku from Bleach, and Sakura Haruno is there looking confused. Lenalee Lee's in the mix too. The difficulty stars when you mouse over a character are not lying. You start by bullying the weakest girls, like Rinsu or Kyouko, because trying to fight Soi Fon right away is a quick trip to the game over screen. The combat is basic, click and hope your numbers are bigger, but the real mechanic is the grind. Each win unlocks a few new CGs in the CG Room, and that's the loop. Beat up a soul hunter, get a picture. It's a honest transaction.

The art's a mess of different styles, like someone traced their favorite screenshots and then went wild in the coloring book. Some CGs hit that specific nostalgic nerve, others look like a melted bootleg figure. And why is Dakki from Hoshin Engi here? No idea. But seeing Maam from Dragon Quest in a turn based fight against a redhead parody character has a certain chaotic energy. The whole thing runs on pure, uncut "I found this on a old hard drive" vibes. It's not polished, the balance is a joke, and the loading time is a crime, but it's got that specific, unhinged passion project feel. Like a weird sprite comic you'd read at a sleepover, except now you can click on it to make Rangiku's clothes fall off. My boss is back. Gotta go.

You know what gets me about these Konoha milf games? Nobody ever talks about the bathroom tile. It's right there, this weird greenish blue, and Sakura's standing on it with a cock she literally just grew with medical ninjutsu. Medical ninjutsu. The same technique that probably healed a hundred shinobi and now it's making dicks. I respect that kind of career pivot honestly.

Hinata's already on her knees which, okay, character development I guess. The Hyuga heiress who couldn't even look at Naruto without fainting is now eyeing Sakura's new appendage like it's the last bowl of Ichiraku ramen. Ino's there too, blonde hair everywhere, and the whole thing has this energy of three moms who finally got the kids out of the house and immediately started experimenting. The animation loops are what you'd expect from a browser game, a bit janky, but there's this one moment where Sakura grabs Hinata's hips and the way her fingers dig in... that's the good stuff. The threesome positioning gets creative. Ino rides while Hinata watches, then they switch, and somewhere in there Sakura says something that's probably meant to be dirty talk but the translation is so broken it loops back around to being hot again. Like, "your inside is welcoming me" or whatever. Sure, Sakura. Sure it is.

The sound design though. Or lack of it. There's this wet noise that plays on repeat and after the third loop it starts sounding like someone stepping in mud. Not exactly the vibe. But then Ino arches her back and the whole thing is so absurdly Naruto that I can't stay mad. These are legendary kunoichi who fought in a world war and now they're in a bathroom discovering that Sakura's medical skills include dick generation. Peak fiction. No notes.

The whole thing feels like someone took a bunch of action figures, snapped off the wrong parts, and glued them back on. Sarada and Sakura, from that Boruto thing, sprout these thick, veiny futa cocks. It’s not a slow burn, there’s no transformation scene. One frame they’re just there, the next they’re packing more meat than a butcher’s counter. The art is that specific kind of digital scratchy, where the lines are too thin and the coloring looks like it was done with a mouse in MS Paint after a few beers. Nico Robin’s giant tits have this weird gravity to them, like water balloons filled with pudding. They don’t bounce so much as slosh.

The main event is a double penetration that’s less choreographed and more like a logistical puzzle. Sakura takes the ass, Sarada gets the pussy, and Robin is just sort of suspended between them. Her thousand arm Devil Fruit power is completely wasted here. I kept waiting for a bloom of hands to grab something, to add a third point of contact, but no. It’s just a straight up, no-frills spitroast with two dicks that look painfully dry. The loop is short and the sound is the usual wet slapping that sounds more like someone stepping in mud. There’s a moment where Robin’s eyes roll back, a classic hentai face, but the artist forgot to draw her tongue so she just looks like she’s having a minor stroke.

I got stuck on a detail in the background. There’s a window that’s just a blue square. No frame, no glass reflection, just a flat, unnerving blue. It’s the kind of thing that makes you think about the void instead of the cartoon fucking happening in front of it. The whole crossover premise is just a flimsy excuse to mash these specific big boobed characters together, and the futa element feels tacked on because the creator ran out of ideas after drawing the tits. It’s a messy, unpolished gif that delivers exactly what the tags promise and absolutely nothing else. The cocks clip through Robin’s stomach at one point, a weird little bulge that appears and disappears like a glitch in the Matrix. I wish they’d at least used Robin’s power to make a giant handjob or something, but that’s a level of creativity this thing never aimed for.

Right, so Sakura's got that look in her eye, the one that says she's about to do something monumentally stupid for the sake of training. The whole setup is bare bones, you know the drill with these flash things, no fancy menus or anything. Just her, bent over, and that ridiculously proportioned cock. The art is rough, like someone sketched it during a particularly horny lunch break, but that's almost the point. It's not trying to be pretty, it's trying to get straight to it. Her ass is the main event, drawn huge and round, and the way it just... swallows everything is kind of mesmerizing in a trashy way.

The arrow key mechanic is simple, you just hammer away and watch her bounce. First her pussy, which is fine, whatever, a warm up. But the whole selling point is the anal, the so called secret challenge. There's this weird disconnect because her face is stuck in this one expression, this determined little frown, even while she's getting absolutely railed. It's almost funny. I kept thinking about the other versions with Tsunade and Mei, and this one feels a bit more... I don't know, detached? The animation loops are janky, sometimes it feels like you're just scrolling through a slideshow really fast. My keyboard was sticking a bit which made the whole thing feel even more clumsy.

But then you get to the finish, the creampie, and it's just absurd. The volume is ridiculous, a complete over the top mess that completely ignores any sense of anatomy. That's what sticks with you, honestly. Not the awkward thrusting or the blank background, but that final, messy image of her ass overflowing. It's so single minded in its goal that you can't help but respect the hustle. Just don't expect it to make any sense.