Mei from Overwatch doing yoga. That's the setup. Not the icy defense matrix Mei, but a chubby, nerdy version with glasses who needs to "release pressure." And you're the scientist with the cure. The whole thing is basically a minigame where you click to thrust and fill up a meter. Positive energy, they call it. Sure. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

The art is deliberately rough, like someone sketched it during a boring lecture and then decided to color it in MS Paint. Mei's proportions are absurd. Her tits are massive, her ass is bigger, and the whole thing has this unpolished charm that somehow works. The animation loops are janky but there's something hypnotic about watching those physics go haywire. I spent way too long just staring at the bounce mechanics. They're not realistic at all but who cares. The sound design is basically nonexistent except for some wet slapping noises that kick in when you get the rhythm right. Rhythm is generous, it's just clicking fast enough to keep the bar in the green zone.

The parody aspect is loose at best. If you told me this was just some random thicc girl with glasses I'd believe you. The Overwatch connection is thin, like they slapped Mei's face on a body type that doesn't match her canon design at all. But that's almost the point. This isn't trying to be faithful, it's trying to be horny. And on that front, it delivers exactly what it promises. You click, she moans, stress melts away. The dialogue is hilariously bad, something about filling her with positive energy while she makes faces that are somewhere between pleasure and confusion. I wish there was more variety in the positions or at least a different background. The lab setting gets old fast. But then again, you're not here for the interior design.

The whole thing is over in a few minutes. No replay value unless you really like that one animation loop. But for what it is, a quick dirty minigame about stress relief through scientific plowing, it's honest about its intentions. Unlike my last relationship.

You land in this game like some stray cat that got kicked out of the old house and now crashed on your dad’s coworker’s couch. On paper it sounds simple: temporary room, new town, boring grown up stuff. But the first time the “auntie” leans over your futon to wake you up and her tits actually squash slightly out of sync with her arms, you realize very fast this is not about job hunting. The sprite work is rough in that charming way, like the artist cared more about how her nipples react when she shifts her weight than about perfect lines. As someone who stares at body posture for a living, I kinda love it. Her shoulders are always just a bit too relaxed when she talks about “house rules”, and her hips are pointed toward you way more often than toward the kitchen. That tells more story than the dialogue box ever does.

The game pretends you have choices. Go find work in town, be responsible, explore, whatever. Then she walks past the table to pick up a mug and the dev sneaks in this small butt sway, not exaggerated anime jiggle, more like “I know you are staring and I’m fine with it”. After that, good luck focusing on job listings. There’s a handjob scene early on if you push the teasing a little. What I liked there is how her elbow angle and wrist speed actually change as your arousal bar creeps up. She starts with this lazy, almost bored stroke, torso leaning back, expression half annoyed. Then her shoulders curve forward and she plants her knees closer, like she suddenly decided “ok, I wanna see the cum for real”. The facial sprites are simple, but the moment right before you shoot, her neck angles just slightly and one eye squints more than the other. Feels less like generic porn face and more like someone really trying not to get it in the eye and failing.

The creampie stuff is where the game goes from “fun little pervy vacation” to “oh, we are actually doing this kind of intimacy”. During one of the late scenes, when you finally get to fuck her properly, notice how her legs wrap around you in stages. First they hover, then ankles cross behind your back, then on the final thrust they clamp down and her toes curl in the sprite. It is not fancy animation, but the timing with the text saying she wants it inside is surprisingly on point. When the cum counter pops and you choose creampie, her pelvic tilt changes just a tiny bit, like she is pushing her hips up to take it deeper. From a body language angle, that small movement sells the taboo more than the actual sperm art. Titfuck scene is another good one, even though her boobs are comically huge. When she pushes them together around your shaft, her shoulders roll inward and the clavicle line tightens. That is exactly what real women with heavy chests do when they try to squeeze them. Then the dev ruins the moment by looping the same two-frame motion slightly off tempo with the sound, and I kinda hate it, but then I keep watching anyway, so maybe I don’t.

What made me laugh is the weird Doraemon nod. You notice it mostly when you see the little gadget posters and the dumb joke item in the shop. There is this cozy, kids-show style house layout, then in the same kitchen you have a milf bending over the sink with her ass sticking out, offering you “help” in a voice line that absolutely does not belong in any family anime. The tension between “safe cartoon house” and “I just came on the floor again” makes the whole setting feel like you snuck into a ported hentai version of some Sunday morning show. Animation-wise, her idle stance when she stands at the doorway is my favorite tiny detail: one hip kicked out, weight on a single leg, foot tapping. It reads like “I am pretending to be your guardian but I’m also waiting for you to make a move.” You almost forget there is a town at all, since every time you go out, you just end up wanting to rush back to see if there’s a new scene with her in that too-tight home outfit. I still don’t know why the dev put that pointless mini-task system in, but I kept doing chores just to watch how her chest bounces differently when she thanks you in the hallway versus the living room. Priorities, I guess.

The whole thing is about sticking a needle up a girl's urethra. Not a metaphor. An actual, thin metal pin that you have to guide with your mouse, and the game is unpolished in a way that makes the cursor feel like it's sliding on grease. Miss the tiny, pixel perfect hitbox and the screen shakes, a red flash, and she screams. The sound design is just one stock scream on loop, by the way. It cuts off abruptly every time, like someone slammed a car door on a cat. It's jarring and cheap and I couldn't stop.

The setting is what gets me. She's in a school uniform, skirt hiked up, squatting in the middle of what looks like a train station platform. There are blurred silhouettes in the background. The whole point, the text says, is public humiliation. You're not just making her piss, you're doing it where anyone could see. The art is that specific, flat colored hentai style where the blush is two perfect pink circles. Her expression is a weird mix of agony and that dead eyed ahegao thing. It's grotesque. I spent ten minutes just trying to get the pin past the first sphincter, the game calls it a "urinary tract stimulation" but it's just a torture minigame with a piss meter. The meter fills up, a yellow bar that wobbles, and if you go too fast it's an "explosion" which just means you fail and have to start over. The explosion is just a splash sound and a yellow screen tint. Lazy.

But then you get a rhythm. In, out, in, out. The mouse movement is so twitchy you have to hold your breath. I was leaning into my monitor, trying to line up a vector graphic of a urethral probe with a cartoon vagina, and I realized I was doing it with the same focus I use for soldering small components. The game doesn't care about anatomy. The pin just clips through the model. There's no warmth, no real eroticism, just a mechanical task. And when she finally lets go, the piss jet is this sad, thin, looping animation that looks more like a leaky faucet than anything else. The whole thing is wrapped in this grimy, browser game aesthetic, like a flash game from 2006 that someone forgot to delete. The minigame is the only thing here. No story, no other characters, just this one loop of precision based humiliation. I think the Japanese tag is just for the art style, the menus are in broken English. "Beware of the pee explosion!" it warns. I was warned. I didn't listen. The challenge is real, I guess, if your definition of challenge is fighting the world's worst hit detection to watch a pixelated schoolgirl wet herself in public. It's not sexy. It's a clinical, frustrating, and strangely hypnotic piece of crap. I need a DLC where you can at least change the background to a library or something. A different kind of public. Maybe a supermarket. The produce section. That would be something.

There’s something weirdly hypnotic about the way this whole thing opens - like the scene just melts you into their space, no preamble, no “hey, press start for smut,” just that slow tension simmering before anything actually happens. The animation rolls smoother than I expected; nothing clunky. It has that feel of a private fantasy someone animated out of pure obsession instead of for clicks. You can almost hear Ben’s breath hitch before he even touches her. It’s not really about plot (I mean come on, who’s pretending it is?), but there’s this messed-up sweetness in how it starts quiet. The sound design keeps pulling you back: tiny sighs, sheets brushing skin, the rhythm faint at first and then snapping hard once hands stop pretending to be innocent. Somewhere between awkward cousin tension and full-on porn logic, the thing just… lets go.

The best part, surprisingly, is the pacing - it doesn’t rush. When Gwen shifts under his touch, her body language says everything before any actual thrusting begins. And yeah, once it gets explicit - cowgirl with those slow hips, doggystyle with his fingers gripping too tight, that sloppy blowjob that looks *too* practiced - it’s impossible not to notice how much effort went into animating every drool line. There’s texture everywhere, like somebody cared too much about skin catching the light. I still think the facial scene goes a bit overboard (there’s a point where it looks more like performance art than sex), but maybe that’s the charm? Also, sidebar: whoever picked the moan layer nailed it, that muffled little catch right before the creampie hits - pure serotonin.

Story-wise, it barely exists, yet it feels weirdly believable because the silence between them carries guilt and hunger at the same time. No silly popups telling you what position next, just eyes, movement, friction, that loop where they keep testing boundaries without admitting it. I swore I’d stop watching after one run, but there’s something magnetic about how shameless it gets by the end, like watching a dream that doesn’t know how to filter itself anymore.

Right so Slave Trainer. That’s literally the working title. The game itself tells you it doesn’t have a name yet. The menu is a placeholder jpeg that looks like it was made in MS Paint during a hostage situation. I clicked start anyway because I’m a degenerate with curiosity.

You crash land on a desert continent, except the crash is like two lines of text. No animation, no sound effect, just “you crashed lol now walk.” There’s a queen’s palace full of slaves and you’re supposed to become her personal trainer. The whole thing runs in browser and feels like someone’s first Twine project but hornier. You click around this spaceship interior that’s just a static background with some buttons, then suddenly you’re on sand, then suddenly there’s a palace. The transitions are nonexistent. It’s almost beautiful how little it cares.

The training stuff. You get these vague quest prompts like “train slave 3” and then it’s just clicking through dialogue trees where the writing alternates between surprisingly decent degradation and stuff that reads like google translate had a stroke. One slave kept calling me “master lord sir” which honestly felt accurate for the fever dream quality of this thing. The exploration is clicking different rooms in the palace that all look identical. I spent ten minutes trying to find the throne room and it turned out I was in it the whole time, the background just didn’t change.

There’s something almost hypnotic about how unfinished it is. Like watching a car crash in slow motion but the car is made of horny placeholder art. The quest log is broken in a way where completed quests just linger there forever, haunting you. I kind of respect it. Most adult games try to hide their jank behind flashy renders, this one just wears its incompleteness like a badge. “Name of Game Undecided” indeed. At one point I clicked a door and it just reset my progress to zero. No warning, no error, just back to the crash landing text. I laughed. I cried. I clicked start again.

Rough, raw, unfiltered. That's what hits you when you boot this up expecting some polished DBZ fanservice but get something way more primal instead. The whole thing feels like someone took the basic idea of Bulma and Vegeta's first time and just... went there. No fancy animations, no elaborate setup - just straight into the uncomfortable reality of what that encounter would actually be like.

Bulma's expressions tell the whole story here. You can see every wince, every attempt to hold it together while Vegeta's doing his thing. The way her face scrunches up when he pushes in? Damn, that's some real shit right there. None of that porn-perfect moaning from frame one - this girl is clearly struggling with the size difference and trying not to let it show. Vegeta being all rough and impatient doesn't help either, typical saiyan prince behavior honestly. The dialogue is pretty minimal but when Bulma does speak up it's mostly little gasps and "wait" type stuff that makes it feel more authentic than your average hentai game.

What really gets me though is how they handled the power dynamic. Vegeta's clearly holding back because he knows he could literally break her, but he's also not exactly gentle about it. There's this tension where you're watching him try to control his strength while also being completely focused on getting off. The creampie finish feels inevitable from the start - like of course that's where this is heading, but the buildup makes it feel earned rather than just tacked on. Graphics aren't winning any awards but they do the job, especially those close-ups on Bulma's face during the rougher moments. Could use more positions honestly, feels like they stuck to missionary the whole time which gets repetitive. Still, if you're looking for something that doesn't sugarcoat the reality of a human-saiyan hookup, this delivers.

I remember this one scene where you're hiding in a closet. Classic, right? But you're not alone, some milf is in there with you, and her tits are just... there. The game doesn't make a big deal about it, no dramatic music, just this awkward silence and then her hand is on your thigh. The 3D models are janky as hell, like someone sculpted them out of melted action figures, but somehow that makes the whole thing funnier. You can almost hear the developer going "yeah, whatever, just make the boobs bigger." And they are. Massive. Physics that don't make any sense, like water balloons filled with concrete.

The whole superpower school setting is just an excuse for the most ridiculous power fantasy. You're this loser virgin, right, but then The Sisterhood shows up. A team of superheroines who are also, I guess, porn stars? They save you from a beating and then immediately decide you're the most charming guy ever. There's a scene with the leader, a real milf type, where she's explaining your "hidden potential" while basically giving you a titfuck on a medical bed. The dialogue is so stupid it wraps back around to being genius. "Your energy signature is off the charts," she says, with a straight face, as her chest is doing things that would require a team of physicists to explain. I never figured out the whole secret plot about being a hero or villain. Something about a virus. Who cares.

The harem stuff gets out of control fast. You've got the daughter, Riley, who's supposed to be this sweet girl next door but then there's a scene where she's watching you through a window while you're with her mom. Voyeurism tag earned, I guess. The game just throws women at you. A lesbian scene in the school locker room that makes zero narrative sense but the groping animation is so stiff it looks like two mannequins having a seizure. I spent way too long in the customization menu changing my character's hair color, like that matters when the camera is always pointed at someone's ass. The anal scenes unlock way too early, before you even have your first real conversation with some characters. It's like the game is impatient with its own story. And the spanking minigame... why is there a rhythm mechanic? It doesn't work half the time and the sound effect is just a wet slap repeated. I kept failing it on purpose just to see the disappointed face animation, which never changes. Still, I went back three times to see if I could get the full group scene with The Sisterhood. You need to make specific dialogue choices that aren't marked, so it's basically random. The graphic violence tag is for one cutscene where a guy gets thrown through a wall. Blood splatter looks like ketchup. Then it's back to creampies. The tonal whiplash is something else.

It begins weirdly ordinary, like you just logged in for another silly anime parody clickfest, but the thing sucker-punches you with how seriously it takes being horny about power. You end up in that familiar city behind walls, yet here everyone acts like they secretly know what you’re doing with your hands under the desk. The vibe is half “save humanity” and half “whose thighs are wrapping around you tonight,” and the mix shouldn’t work but somehow does. The sandbox loop hits a rhythm that’s more satisfying than the plot tries to be, though maybe that’s because every upgrade feels like a bribe from the devs. You’ll notice right away the faces - like, obviously these models are just one step away from being fully recognizable but not quite legal-lookalikes - which weirdly makes them hotter. I kept switching focus between who looked best in motion and who had the funniest voice line when things got messy.

There’s something kind of therapy-session-like about the way the scenes unlock. Krista’s storyline feels tender on the surface, then she says something heartbreaking mid-act and boom, you’re overthinking morality while her skin glows. Ymir’s confidence hits different; she doesn’t even need dialogue, the animation carries everything. Then there’s Hange, who might have been coded by a maniac (in the good way? maybe). Her route turns into hands, lips, and science jargon all tangled. The “training” mechanics are dumb as hell - click-strength, stroke-speed, whatever - but then you realize that repetition creates this small trance. I swear at one point I forgot I was just tapping my phone screen. The sound design goes from comically bad to accidentally erotic when everything syncs at once. That’s when it feels like the game is smirking.

Pieck’s part sort of steals everything without trying. There’s one animation with her legs crossed over your chest that made me spill coffee - not joking, ruined my keyboard for half a day. Historia’s arc, underrated, but I gave up halfway cause her moans were looping out of sync and it drove me crazy. Strangely, I didn’t mind Dina’s scene being shorter - it works like punctuation between chaos. The harem mechanic - ugh - I thought I’d hate it, but when everyone shows up in that dream sequence, cursing your name and begging for “another round,” I stopped pretending it was about plot. Most mobile games choke on fake choice systems; this one pretends even less. Maybe that’s why I keep playing it while telling myself I don’t enjoy mobile titles. Which is a lie. Maybe.

It’s weird how this one tries to act like a parody and ends up feeling way more earnest than it should. The moment Tsunade shows up, half-dressed, bossy as hell, you kind of expect cheap fan service, but the game doesn’t even pretend otherwise. It’s straight to the point - no fake story padding, no “you’re her student” setup like most Meet’n’Fuck titles pull. She’s already horny, already in charge, and the horse is there like it’s normal Tuesday business. The animation loops are rough but have this strange charm, like the old Flash era stuff that never cared about being pretty, just about rhythm - that repetitive, obscene rhythm that somehow gets stuck in your head. I tried to focus on her face the first time, but it’s impossible. The dev clearly knew the main attraction was lower.

There’s this part where she starts rubbing the horse, and the sound design goes from lazy moans to these wet, overdone slaps that almost drown out everything else. It’s disgusting and hot at the same time, which I guess is the point. I hated the interface though - the click prompts don’t always register, and you end up watching her loop mid-motion, like she’s waiting for permission. The worst part? That tiny loading circle that pops up right before the final scene. It kills the mood completely. But then, when the last animation hits, you kind of forgive it. There’s a strange intimacy between her and that animal that feels more deliberate than the writing deserves.

I can’t tell if it’s supposed to be funny or arousing. Maybe both. Her breasts bounce in this unrealistic way, like they’re alive, and the camera keeps cutting between her face and the mess below, never settling. It’s crude, it’s absurd, it’s exactly what people expect from the old Games of Desire catalog - except somehow filthier. I’d call it trash, but I’ve replayed it twice, so maybe that says more about me than the game.