Loona landing in your lap already pissed off is honestly the best mood for this game. She’s not here to be “waifu of the year”, she’s here to snarl, roll her eyes, flirt like a bitch in heat and then act like it never happened. You get thrown into this weird spot where you’re half therapist, half horny tourist in Hell, trying to explain human dating to a hellhound who could rip your throat out or ride your dick in the same sentence. And it actually feels like a date sometimes, not just porn stuck between dialogue boxes. You’re picking answers, reading her reactions, watching her tail twitch when you accidentally say something that hits her soft side. Next second she’s calling you a perv and asking if you brought condoms, like it’s your fault you have eyes.

Art is what really sold me. Hand‑drawn, dirty in the right way, not that soulless AI mush. Lines are a little inconsistent now and then, and I like that, it feels like someone actually sat there, zoomed in too much in Clip Studio, and forgot to fix a finger. Her expressions go from annoyed little fang gremlin to full-on needy bitch in heat, and the animators really leaned into her being a werewolf type girl and not just “girl with dog ears”. Her thighs look heavy, her hips have that bounce, and when she climbs on top, the camera doesn’t shy away. You see drool, her tits press and deform against you, fur framing the angles, tongue out, eyes rolled back. There’s one scene where she’s riding and mocking your rhythm at the same time, and you get the choice to shut her up by grabbing her throat or pulling her closer for a kiss. Both are horny, just in different ways. The kiss option made her go all shy and then double down harder later, which is kinda hot and kinda annoying because she never admits she liked it.

The romance part sneaks up on you like a drunk text. You start just wanting to see Loona naked in this parody Helluva/Hazbin flavored setup, and suddenly you’re reading this dumb little line where she talks about how in Hell, “dates” usually end in blood or contracts, not cuddling on some crappy couch watching trash TV, and you’re like yeah ok, I’d actually hold this stupid wolf girl’s hand. Then the game hits you with a blowjob scene where she’s glaring up while drool and cum leak from her lips, and the romance melts back into pure porn again. Writing is rough around the edges, some lines feel like Google Translate had a hangover, but it matches her attitude somehow. She curses too much, repeats herself, calls you names, and that fits. I wish there was more slow build before the first sex scene, but at the same time the impatient rush is very “Loona” so it probably won’t change and I’ve accepted that. Still thinking about that one ending where she pretends she doesn’t care you picked the soft options, tail wagging like crazy in the background while she tells you she only did this to “blow off steam”. Sure, girl. Whatever you say.

This merchant simulator hits different when you realize the "trade goods" include way more than spices and silk. Valencia's got this weird energy where everyone's horny and politically charged at the same time - like walking into a brothel during election season. Your shopkeeper protagonist isn't just counting coins, he's navigating a web of futa merchants, trans nobles, and regular folks who all want something from his... inventory.

The political angle actually works here because selling weapons to rebels while also supplying the crown creates this constant tension that bleeds into every interaction. One minute you're haggling over sword prices with some gruff captain, next minute she's bent over your counter asking for a "personal discount." The AI-generated dialogue can be janky as hell sometimes - characters will switch from discussing trade routes to propositioning you mid-sentence like they're having a stroke. But honestly? That unpredictability keeps things interesting when you're trying to figure out which faction leader wants to fuck you versus which one wants to fuck you over.

Multiple endings mean your choices actually matter, though some paths feel rushed compared to others. The futa content is surprisingly well-integrated - not just tacked on fetish fuel but actual characters with motivations beyond having dicks. There's this one storyline with a trans guild leader that starts as pure business negotiation and evolves into something genuinely compelling, even if the sex scenes feel a bit mechanical. Valencia itself becomes almost like another character - this living, breathing city where your reputation shifts based on who you're literally and figuratively screwing. The fantasy setting lets them get away with some wild political scenarios that would be impossible in a modern context, and the 2D art style keeps everything feeling cohesive even when the writing gets messy.

Dorian is stuck in bed, leg in a cast, body useless, phone in his hand. That’s pretty much your whole world at the start. No heroic shit, no big fantasy prophecy, just a guy who can’t move from the waist down fast enough to stop his own life falling apart a few meters away. His wife Claire is supposed to be his angel in a maid outfit, the one bringing meds, food, and those soft tits he remembers fucking in the shower. Instead, she’s half dressed, skirt riding up, always bending over a little too slow when Shad is around. And Shad is always around now, “helping with bills”, staying over, walking around the apartment like he already owns the place. The game just lets you sit there and watch, phone lighting up with group chat messages while you hear them giggle in the next room. It feels like being pinned under a truck and forced to listen to your own sex life being auctioned off.

Most of the action is on that damn phone. Group chat first, the three of you trading jokes, dumb memes, horny teasing that you try to control but never really do. You can reply, stay cool and “mature”, or poke at them, or act needy, and the vibe shifts a little. But no matter what you pick, the tension keeps crawling up. Claire starts posting pics in that cheap maid uniform you picked as a joke during character creation, but somehow her cleavage gets lower every time. At first it’s “haha look I’m cosplaying as your nurse”, and Shad drops the classic “damn bro you’re lucky” line. Later it’s “I’m helping him relax” with a shot where you can clearly see her hand is not on your shoulder, it’s way under the blanket, and the expression on Shad’s reaction emoji tells you everything. There are animated bits where the phone screen shakes a little as you scroll through a chat log full of her pussy shots, her lips around his cock, your own wife riding a dick and sending you the proof like it’s just another funny sticker pack. It’s half voyeur game, half emotional torture device, and the math part of my brain started counting routes like they were failure states.

I kept tracking where the branches split: when you stay polite versus when you blow up, when you flirt back and pretend the whole situation is just some kinky roleplay, when you play the “I don’t care, fuck whoever you want” card and secretly hope she stops. The cheating is not hidden at all, it’s right in front of you, in your chat history, on your gallery, in the moans you hear through the wall when the door is “accidentally” left open. There are scenes where she gives you a lazy handjob while whispering messages to Shad on her phone, her thumb typing over your orgasm. There is a titfuck scene where you can hear through voice messages that she did the same thing to him ten minutes earlier, with more enthusiasm. Sometimes the game lets you choose if you watch the live cam she sends him when she’s on her knees sucking his cock, or if you mute it and stare at the ceiling like a broken robot. I tried both and still felt like shit. It tries to dress itself up as romance sometimes, like you can win her back, but every “maybe we can fix this” moment is followed by another clip of her bouncing on his lap, moaning his name louder than she ever said yours. And yeah, there is a bit of humor, some parody vibe of generic dating sims, like a cursed maid café route that turned into a full harem where you’re the only guy who never gets to actually own anything. But under the jokes, it’s still one long, messy porn chat log where your wife chooses someone else while you sit there, statistics in your head, counting every little choice and still losing her in almost every timeline.

Phone Story looks harmless when it loads, like one of those cheap mobile chat sims you open on Chrome while pretending to check Slack. It is not harmless. It is that slow, nasty itch in the back of your head if you like watching “what if my girl had someone else in her DMs” kind of stuff. You play the husband who goes away, but honestly the main character is Lisa’s damn phone. Half the game is you reading her messages and deciding how much rope you want to give her, then pulling it back too late. You don’t click through some porn slideshow and right into “she’s on a couch with a giant dick in her.” The game takes its time. First it’s just flirty texts, a photo with “is this too much?” kind of teasing, her asking your opinion, your “friend” dropping those little comments that sound harmless until you reread them in incognito at work and realize you’re basically writing your own cuck script.

The pacing is weirdly strong for a messy hentai VN. Sometimes one choice just makes her send a slightly spicier selfie, sometimes it jumps right into a scene where she’s on video call, touching herself, trying to convince you it’s “for you” while that friend’s name keeps popping at the top of the screen. Classic anime-wife look, soft face, kinda innocent expression, but you can watch the corruption slide in bit by bit. She starts dressing more revealing, talking about “just hanging out” with him, a little wine, harmless cuddling, totally not cheating, right? Sure. Then you get those AI-looking CGs where she’s on her knees, lips glossy, your friend’s bbc in front of her mouth, and she’s still typing some sweet romantic bullshit to you with the other hand. The game loves making you stare at chat bubbles while she’s getting filled somewhere offscreen or in a small mirrored reflection. Proper voyeurism energy. The actual sex scenes hit all the usual spots, vaginal, anal, her pinned to a table, riding, messy facials, the whole thing, but the part that sticks is when she looks happy and guilty at the same time and you know it’s half for you and half for herself. Sometimes the writing slips and a line sounds like it came out of Google Translate, but honestly that kinda fits the vibe. On Android Chrome the text boxes get too big and cover half the art, which annoys the hell out of me, and if you tap too fast you skip a good line and there’s no quick log button right in your face, you have to dig for it. Also one route feels like it jumps from “maybe I’ll flirt” to “raw creampie from your buddy” in like two clicks, like the dev got horny and forgot the slow burn. Still, if you’re into netorare or softer netorase stuff, that moment when you tell her “yeah, explore a bit, just don’t forget me” and later you’re literally watching her try anal for the first time with someone else because you told her it’s fine, that hits way harder than it has any right to. And yeah, sometimes you tell her to stay faithful and the game almost seems annoyed, like “are you sure you don’t want to watch?” but then it gives you these surprisingly sweet romantic scenes where she masturbates with the phone propped up, moaning your name while she’s already mentally halfway to the neighbor’s bedroom. Not subtle at all, but that’s kind of the point.