It’s a weird kind of wrong that feels almost too confident about itself. The game just throws you right into this hotel-room-styled tension between Ben and Gwen, like there’s no excuse, no build-up, just quiet breathing and the kind of slow curiosity that only gets worse the more you watch. The control scheme is barely there - you think you’re just clicking around to peek, but then you’re moving hands and lips like you’re trying to pass off an accident as an experiment. The pacing makes it feel like time stretches sideways. There’s that one moment where Gwen turns, half-asleep, and it’s not clear if she knows what’s happening, and you catch yourself leaning closer like a total creep. God help me, I think that’s intentional.

Half the time the audio feels too loud, but maybe that’s the point - it’s not polished, like it’s meant to break the “cartoon world” with uncomfortable realism. The blowjob scene looks like it was stitched together by someone who didn’t care about pretty, just raw motion, the way her throat tightens around him while he mutters things that sound more like apologies than dirty talk. And then when you switch to doggystyle, yeah it’s cliché, but the way the lighting flickers - it’s distracting as hell and, weirdly, kind of hypnotic. The game’s rhythm keeps screwing with you: it slows down on the heavy stuff like missionary creampie and then speeds up when you least expect, like the code itself is embarrassed about what it’s showing. I got annoyed at that. Then again, maybe that’s why I didn’t stop.

You can tell whoever made this knew exactly what nostalgia they were playing with, too. There’s this sick mix of childhood memory and adult hunger that no one wants to admit enjoying. Kind of like watching something too close to a secret. The handjob bit feels almost shy, then the facial lands out of nowhere, breaking the build-up in the most abrupt, stupidly real way. I hate that it worked. I hate that my mouse hand twitched even after the final loop restarted. If that’s not the most human reaction, I don’t know what is.

This Metroid parody throws all that space bounty hunter dignity right out the airlock. Samus gets herself captured and tied up, which honestly feels like terrible tactical planning for someone who usually blows up entire planets. But hey, that's where the fun starts because now she's completely at your mercy in this interactive playground of debauchery.

The soundtrack? Pretty basic electronic stuff that tries to sound futuristic but mostly just loops in the background while you're busy exploring all the different ways to mess with our helpless heroine. Speaking of exploring, there's actually a decent variety of toys and tools at your disposal - vibrators, tentacles, the works. You can strip her down piece by piece or keep some of that iconic orange suit on if that's your thing. The customization options are surprisingly thorough, letting you decide whether you want her shaved or natural, and there's even a pissing mechanic that's... well, it exists. Some people are into that water sports action, though the animation quality is pretty rough around the edges. The whole thing feels like it was made by someone who had big ideas but maybe not the biggest budget to execute them properly.

What really gets me is how they managed to make Samus look both vulnerable and still recognizably badass even while she's completely helpless. The facial expressions change based on what you're doing to her, which adds some nice reactive elements to the experience. You can work your way up from gentle teasing to full-on hardcore penetration, and everything culminates in some pretty explosive creampie scenes that'll definitely satisfy if you're into that finishing move. The physics on her chest bounce around more than they probably should, but honestly that just adds to the whole over-the-top hentai vibe they're going for here.

This one feels like someone took Fallout, poured out all the survival and half the radiation, then stuffed the empty space with tits and awkward flirting. You play this wandering nobody merc type, bouncing around the wasteland with a half-broken sense of morality and a full, very alive dick. It is not subtle. The girl you’re trying to seduce looks like she walked out of some old hentai torrent from the LimeWire era: huge tits that don’t obey gravity, waist too small to support anything, gear that’s “tactical” in the same way a thong is “winter clothing”. Every time she leans forward, the camera kind of pauses, like the game is winking at you and whispering, “Yeah, this is why you clicked.”

The structure is simple, but it does something nice with the Fallout parody. Instead of a huge map, it’s more like a sequence of dirty little scenes. You chat her up in this busted caravan camp, negotiate a job, pick dialogue options that swing between “smooth wasteland veteran” and “horny idiot who never learned social cues”. Sometimes you try to be a tough merc, sometimes you just compliment her tits. She reacts more than I expected, to be honest. If you try to act like a stoic badass, she tests you, throws these little jabs about your skills, your gear, even your past contracts. If you choose the more pervy lines, she rolls her eyes but still plays along, and that tiny smirk on her face feels like, yeah, she knows exactly what she’s doing with that bra that barely covers anything. At one point I picked this half-joke line where you brag about being able to “handle any load”, expecting some generic reaction, and she shot back with a really sharp answer about “then carry my ammo, big guy” that legit made me laugh. And then two clicks later you’re talking about how much cum she wants. The vibe jumps fast like that.

Sex scenes start to unlock as you keep pushing the right mood. There is a nice rhythm to it when you’re in the zone. You flirt, she teases, you pick something a bit bold, she pushes your buttons back, and it slowly turns from joking to “oh, she’s actually horny”. The first time she strips in that improvised wasteland tent, it feels earned, even if the logic is thin as paper. Tits are front and center, of course. The camera loves them, the writing loves them, and the physics kind of tries to love them but gets a bit confused sometimes. There was this one moment where she’s riding you and her boobs just keep bouncing in this weirdly hypnotic loop that looks a bit like a GIF stuck on repeat, and I still stared at it way too long, so I guess it worked anyway. I wish there was more variety in positions, but also, her boobs pressed against the dirty mattress while she moans about how she hasn’t had a “real man” in the wastes for ages, that alone carries more weight than I want to admit. Not realistic dialogue, but who cares, it scratches that fantasy of being the dangerous drifter who solves problems with bullets and cock, not necessarily in that order.

What I liked most is how it actually leans into the mercenary angle, even if lightly. She’s not just some random bimbo. She’s armed, has her own missions, talks about caps, complains about shitty employers. At one point she outright says she could just shoot you and take your stuff, then follows it with this sultry line about “but you might still be useful in other ways”. That mix of threat and lust, very Fallout, but dirtier. They never go deep on the worldbuilding, it’s more like flavor text, but it’s enough. I pulled out my phone during a loading pause and almost reflex-checked Discord, like my brain forgot this is just a browser game, not a full RPG on Steam. There are small annoyances, like the way some dialogue branches loop back and you see the same line twice in a row, and there was one expression on her face that looked like she smelled something rotten right in the middle of a blowjob, which killed the mood for a second. Also the sound levels are a bit weird; the moans are hot, but one of them has this slight echo, like she’s fucking in a bathroom, and it messed with my head. But then she’s spreading her legs on a filthy makeshift bed, calling you “merc boy” and begging for you to fill her up, and my brain politely stops caring about audio engineering or facial rigging. It’s rough, horny, a bit stupid in that good way, like a late-night Pornhub rabbit hole where you accidentally click something tagged “parody” and suddenly you’re way more into this big-titted wasteland girl than you planned.

Lunch here is absolutely not the same girl you remember from the show. Forget the shy sneeze gag, she’s basically logged into her own porn universe and left the plot far behind. The whole thing feels like someone asked “what if Lunch stopped pulling guns and started pulling out toys instead” and nobody told them no. You’re not some epic hero, you’re just the lucky idiot she decided to drag into her horny little side quest. She wants to fuck, she tells you she wants to fuck, and the game never pretends it’s about anything else. There’s this funny moment at the start where she looks at you like you interrupted her lunch break, then suddenly she’s grinding on you like that was her plan all day. No build‑up, no big story arc, just “hey, you, undress me and make it nasty”. Honestly, respect.

The breast thing is ridiculous in a good way and in a “ok calm down” way. They don’t just look big, they move, bounce, and straight up jiggle like the dev had a personal grudge against gravity. You click something, they react, you thrust, they react more, and every time they slam against her chest you can’t decide if you’re aroused or just impressed by how stupidly huge they are. There’s a part where you’re ramming that dildo into her and her tits are just swinging all over the place while she moans and begs for more, and it feels like the whole scene is built just to show how far they can push the expansion without her literally tipping over. Then the game leans into it even harder: she spreads her legs, pussy glistening, dildo going in deep, and she stares right at you with that “you’re not done yet, idiot” face. The creampie finish isn’t some shy fadeout either. You pump her full, she squeezes around you like her whole body is trying to milk every drop, and the camera just stays there, watching it leak out while her chest keeps twitching and bouncing like her orgasms don’t know when to stop. And somewhere in the back there’s this flying tree frog reference that shows up like a fever dream, like the dev was watching the wrong anime and just rolled with it. It makes zero sense, but by that point you’re already knuckle‑deep in her and not really complaining. Actually, I am complaining about her socks; they annoy me for some reason and it’s never explained, but whatever, no one cares except me. The whole thing feels dirty, stupid, horny and strangely honest about it, like a drunk fantasy that accidentally clicked “publish” instead of “save draft”.