It’s a weird kind of wrong that feels almost too confident about itself. The game just throws you right into this hotel-room-styled tension between Ben and Gwen, like there’s no excuse, no build-up, just quiet breathing and the kind of slow curiosity that only gets worse the more you watch. The control scheme is barely there - you think you’re just clicking around to peek, but then you’re moving hands and lips like you’re trying to pass off an accident as an experiment. The pacing makes it feel like time stretches sideways. There’s that one moment where Gwen turns, half-asleep, and it’s not clear if she knows what’s happening, and you catch yourself leaning closer like a total creep. God help me, I think that’s intentional.

Half the time the audio feels too loud, but maybe that’s the point - it’s not polished, like it’s meant to break the “cartoon world” with uncomfortable realism. The blowjob scene looks like it was stitched together by someone who didn’t care about pretty, just raw motion, the way her throat tightens around him while he mutters things that sound more like apologies than dirty talk. And then when you switch to doggystyle, yeah it’s cliché, but the way the lighting flickers - it’s distracting as hell and, weirdly, kind of hypnotic. The game’s rhythm keeps screwing with you: it slows down on the heavy stuff like missionary creampie and then speeds up when you least expect, like the code itself is embarrassed about what it’s showing. I got annoyed at that. Then again, maybe that’s why I didn’t stop.

You can tell whoever made this knew exactly what nostalgia they were playing with, too. There’s this sick mix of childhood memory and adult hunger that no one wants to admit enjoying. Kind of like watching something too close to a secret. The handjob bit feels almost shy, then the facial lands out of nowhere, breaking the build-up in the most abrupt, stupidly real way. I hate that it worked. I hate that my mouse hand twitched even after the final loop restarted. If that’s not the most human reaction, I don’t know what is.

This Metroid parody throws all that space bounty hunter dignity right out the airlock. Samus gets herself captured and tied up, which honestly feels like terrible tactical planning for someone who usually blows up entire planets. But hey, that's where the fun starts because now she's completely at your mercy in this interactive playground of debauchery.

The soundtrack? Pretty basic electronic stuff that tries to sound futuristic but mostly just loops in the background while you're busy exploring all the different ways to mess with our helpless heroine. Speaking of exploring, there's actually a decent variety of toys and tools at your disposal - vibrators, tentacles, the works. You can strip her down piece by piece or keep some of that iconic orange suit on if that's your thing. The customization options are surprisingly thorough, letting you decide whether you want her shaved or natural, and there's even a pissing mechanic that's... well, it exists. Some people are into that water sports action, though the animation quality is pretty rough around the edges. The whole thing feels like it was made by someone who had big ideas but maybe not the biggest budget to execute them properly.

What really gets me is how they managed to make Samus look both vulnerable and still recognizably badass even while she's completely helpless. The facial expressions change based on what you're doing to her, which adds some nice reactive elements to the experience. You can work your way up from gentle teasing to full-on hardcore penetration, and everything culminates in some pretty explosive creampie scenes that'll definitely satisfy if you're into that finishing move. The physics on her chest bounce around more than they probably should, but honestly that just adds to the whole over-the-top hentai vibe they're going for here.

This thing plays like a weird mix of pub quiz night and horny anime fever dream. You’re this college kid wandering around campus, not for grades, just trying to climb a very different kind of ranking: how many hot women you can charm, outsmart and then absolutely rail. Every girl you meet comes with two big things: massive tits and a list of questions that make you feel like you should have actually listened in class. One moment you’re staring at a teacher’s cleavage while she’s asking about history dates, next moment she’s on her knees, lips shiny with spit, treating your cock like extra credit. It’s stupid and fun at the same time, like using Wikipedia with one hand and jerking it with the other.

What actually surprised me is how the whole “answer five questions to fuck” thing gets in your head. First girl I ran into looked like that classic hentai campus babe, skirt too short, boobs almost falling out, asking me random shit about science. Got one answer wrong and she just smirked, crossed her legs, and told me to come back when I’m “less useless.” I wanted to rage quit, opened Chrome instead, hit Google and a bit of Wikipedia, came back and suddenly I’m balls deep in her, slapping into her pussy from behind, watching her ass bounce while she moans and begs for more. It’s kinda dumb how satisfying that feels after doing actual thinking. Brain on quiz mode, dick on creampie mode. Perfect combo. Except when it isn’t, because some questions feel like the dev was just scrolling random pages and picking words, but somehow that also makes it funnier. You’re like, why the fuck do I need to know this to deserve a blowjob? Then she’s gagging on you, drool down her chin, and you kinda stop caring.

Stuff really clicks once you start chasing the “prettiest woman in the college” angle. There’s this strict teacher, total mistress vibe, glasses, hair up, that classic “I’ll ruin your life but you’ll thank me” look. When she leans in and whispers that you’re not ready for her yet, it weirdly stings. So you go fuck your way through the campus, one quiz at a time, loading faces with cum after a rough doggystyle session, filling pussies, watching those big boobs bounce while she claws at the sheets. Some scenes are actually hotter when you fail a couple of times before nailing the answers. It feels like you’ve earned that moment where she gasps as you shove it deep and you don’t pull out, she tightens around you, and the screen shows her getting a sticky creampie like a reward screen gone very wrong. I kinda wish the questions got even nastier or more twisted as you go, but they stay in this strange mix of normal trivia and random bullshit. Anyway, it ends up feeling like Pornhub and a school exam had a baby, and that baby really wants you to cum on your teacher’s face for getting a perfect score.

This one feels like watching a bad decision slowly rot in front of you, and somehow you keep clicking anyway. You start with this cute girl who honestly looks like she belongs in some normal date sim, soft face, shiny eyes, and then your brain just goes “oh, ok, she is very not normal” when the camera actually focuses on her chest. Her tits are stupidly huge, like whoever modeled her forgot what gravity is. The nipples are almost their own characters, thick and puffy enough that when the guy grabs them it feels less like foreplay and more like he is testing a sex toy he bought on AliExpress. I kind of love it, even though I also hate myself for loving it a bit. The subway around her is dirty in that very specific porn way: not realistic trash, but just enough grime, flickering light and metal to remind you that yeah, this is not a cozy place, this is where bad fantasies go to sweat.

The “date” idea is funny in a weird dark way. She is dressed like she could go for coffee, but the camera clearly never cared about coffee. It stalks her curves, follows the way her boobs bounce when she stumbles, and then this guy shows up and all romance is dead in five seconds. No flirting, just instant control. He ties her, pushes her against the cold pole, her big tits smashed together so they look even more over the top, and it really leans into that humiliation vibe. When he starts playing with her nipples, sucking and then literally fucking them, the game keeps zooming uncomfortably close, like it wants you to count the drops of spit sliding down her skin. There is a nasty little joy when he uses her chest like a toy for his cock, rubbing between her boobs, smearing pre-cum on them, then spitting on her face like she is just furniture that moans. The sounds help a lot too, that wet gagging when he shoves his cock down her throat is gross, but the good kind of gross if you are into throat abuse. Sometimes the gag sounds are out of sync and it annoyed me more than it should, and then I forgot, and then I was annoyed again for half a second.

Once he switches from her boobs to pure face domination, things go from “pervert on a train” to “she is his property now” pretty fast. He forces her mouth open, rams his big cock inside like he is trying to erase her thoughts, and the camera refuses to look away when her eyes water and mascara runs. Throatpie lovers will be happy; he holds her there long enough that you feel her panic through the screen, then pulls out just before she chokes for real. Sometimes he uses her tits again as a soft landing zone for his shaft, sliding up to her lips like her chest is a ramp. I liked that detail way too much. When he finally finishes, you can choose where he unloads, and the cum looks thick and sticky, gathering on her cheeks, dripping off her chin or pooling on those ridiculous breasts. Seeing her there, collar tight on her neck, hands useless, face messy with semen, eyes half-broken and half-pleading, it hits that twisted mix of *** fantasy, bondage, and cruel worship of her body that some people pretend they do not like, but they do. I wish there was more emotional build-up, but also if they added it I probably would not care. The game knows exactly what it is: a short, brutal little subway fuck session with one disposable girl and one very single-minded bastard, and her huge nipples will probably be stuck in your mind for way too long after you close the tab.