Diva Mizuki on a bike is already funny to me. She looks like she should be on stage moaning into a mic, but instead she’s blasting down some empty road and almost runs over a girl just randomly lying in the middle of the street like she rage-quit real life. That whole opening is kinda messy in a good way. No big explanation, no sad story, just: hot girl, bike girl, “oh no what happened,” and then very fast it becomes “ok, let’s get her somewhere private and naked.” It feels like those nights where you open three tabs, one is Twitter, one is Pornhub, one is some weird hentai site, and you keep swapping between them until your brain is mush. This game basically does that for you, but with one redhead, one idol-looking Mizuki, and then that little surprise when the “pretty girl” suddenly has a dick and your brain just goes “ah, it’s this kind of story, ok.”

The vibe is horny but also lazy in a chill way. There’s no big drama, nobody is pretending this is deep. They talk in Japanese and honestly if you watched enough hentai before, you don’t need subtitles to understand “I’m shy, no wait, I’m actually insanely horny, wow look at all this cum.” I had Spotify lo-fi playlist on in background, some random “Tokyo chill beats to fuck your brain” thing, and it actually fit too well. The scenes move slow and then suddenly jump into rougher thrusts and loud moans, like you scroll your phone and accidentally hit max volume on a porn ad. One second Mizuki is playing the nice savior, the next she’s just covered in cum from both sides, acting like this is the most normal result of helping a stranger in the road. The redhead girl-turned-futa is my favorite part, because she starts all soft, almost innocent, then she’s slamming Mizuki’s huge ass from behind while the guy is stuffing her mouth, and it looks so wrong and so right at the same time. The game doesn’t care about realism. Positions just kind of happen. Suddenly Mizuki’s big boobs are bouncing right in your face, then cut, now you’re staring at a creampie leaking out while the other cock is still twitching. It’s like watching three horny people forgetting gravity exists.

If you want to really squeeze all the juice from this, don’t rush-click through. Let the scenes breathe a bit, focus on small stuff: how Mizuki’s body arches when she gets filled from both holes, the way the redhead’s cock pulses as she shoots a messy cumshot all over Mizuki’s face, that one angle where you only see her ass and dripping pussy and you realize someone put effort into that one frame like it’s a love letter to big asses. Mute the moans once, then replay with sound, see which hits harder. Try to time yourself with the final creampie, like a stupid mini-game only you know about. And if you catch yourself rewinding the same moment where both of them finish on her at once, it’s fine. This thing is built exactly for that kind of “just one more time, I swear” spiral.

It’s a weird kind of wrong that feels almost too confident about itself. The game just throws you right into this hotel-room-styled tension between Ben and Gwen, like there’s no excuse, no build-up, just quiet breathing and the kind of slow curiosity that only gets worse the more you watch. The control scheme is barely there - you think you’re just clicking around to peek, but then you’re moving hands and lips like you’re trying to pass off an accident as an experiment. The pacing makes it feel like time stretches sideways. There’s that one moment where Gwen turns, half-asleep, and it’s not clear if she knows what’s happening, and you catch yourself leaning closer like a total creep. God help me, I think that’s intentional.

Half the time the audio feels too loud, but maybe that’s the point - it’s not polished, like it’s meant to break the “cartoon world” with uncomfortable realism. The blowjob scene looks like it was stitched together by someone who didn’t care about pretty, just raw motion, the way her throat tightens around him while he mutters things that sound more like apologies than dirty talk. And then when you switch to doggystyle, yeah it’s cliché, but the way the lighting flickers - it’s distracting as hell and, weirdly, kind of hypnotic. The game’s rhythm keeps screwing with you: it slows down on the heavy stuff like missionary creampie and then speeds up when you least expect, like the code itself is embarrassed about what it’s showing. I got annoyed at that. Then again, maybe that’s why I didn’t stop.

You can tell whoever made this knew exactly what nostalgia they were playing with, too. There’s this sick mix of childhood memory and adult hunger that no one wants to admit enjoying. Kind of like watching something too close to a secret. The handjob bit feels almost shy, then the facial lands out of nowhere, breaking the build-up in the most abrupt, stupidly real way. I hate that it worked. I hate that my mouse hand twitched even after the final loop restarted. If that’s not the most human reaction, I don’t know what is.

This Metroid parody throws all that space bounty hunter dignity right out the airlock. Samus gets herself captured and tied up, which honestly feels like terrible tactical planning for someone who usually blows up entire planets. But hey, that's where the fun starts because now she's completely at your mercy in this interactive playground of debauchery.

The soundtrack? Pretty basic electronic stuff that tries to sound futuristic but mostly just loops in the background while you're busy exploring all the different ways to mess with our helpless heroine. Speaking of exploring, there's actually a decent variety of toys and tools at your disposal - vibrators, tentacles, the works. You can strip her down piece by piece or keep some of that iconic orange suit on if that's your thing. The customization options are surprisingly thorough, letting you decide whether you want her shaved or natural, and there's even a pissing mechanic that's... well, it exists. Some people are into that water sports action, though the animation quality is pretty rough around the edges. The whole thing feels like it was made by someone who had big ideas but maybe not the biggest budget to execute them properly.

What really gets me is how they managed to make Samus look both vulnerable and still recognizably badass even while she's completely helpless. The facial expressions change based on what you're doing to her, which adds some nice reactive elements to the experience. You can work your way up from gentle teasing to full-on hardcore penetration, and everything culminates in some pretty explosive creampie scenes that'll definitely satisfy if you're into that finishing move. The physics on her chest bounce around more than they probably should, but honestly that just adds to the whole over-the-top hentai vibe they're going for here.

Kasumi Rebirth feels like catching someone’s private mod folder that accidentally got pushed live and nobody had the heart to stop it. It’s just Kasumi, chained up, not doing the “cool ninja” thing at all, and the whole game is basically you seeing how far you can push her body before you get bored or feel weird about yourself. She hangs there in those metal restraints, soft skin, big tits squeezed by the outfit that you immediately start ripping off, because of course you do. There is no fake romance, no “story” pretending this isn’t what it is. You poke her, grab her, slide hands over her tits, pinch her nipples a bit too hard, then harder, just to see if the reaction changes. It turns into this quiet little lab experiment: what if I put fingers in her pussy first, then in her ass, then both, then ignore both and just use her tits like they are toys made of warm jelly. The game doesn’t judge. It just lets you be a freak in peace.

The main loop of Kasumi Rebirth is strangely hypnotic: click, drag, spread her legs, tilt her hips, line her up for doggystyle, then get distracted and go back to playing with her mouth. You pull her head back, slide a dildo between her lips, watch those eyes say everything without a single line of dialog. Deepthroat her with plastic, then switch holes like a bored god with too much free time. Pussy, ass, mouth, back to pussy, then push it in her asshole again just because you like the way she tightens around it. You can masturbate her slowly, tease her clit until she twitches, then ram something inside and go straight for a rough creampie like the concept of foreplay never existed. Cumshots on her face, on her breasts, slipping down her body, and at some point I tried to see if I could cover both tits perfectly and got annoyed because one drop kept sliding off the side in a stupid way that distracted me more than it should. There is also this breast expansion thing going on that feels like someone’s late-night fever dream: you start tweaking and pumping and suddenly her big tits are not just big, they are ridiculous, heavy, almost comical, but somehow it works because this game stopped pretending to be “normal” a long time ago. It is rough, it is ***-y, it is torture dressed up as “gentle play”, and yet the whole thing has this old-school Internet porn game energy that makes you keep testing one more position, one more angle, one more messy facial, just to see how far Kasumi’s body can be turned into a toy before you finally close the tab and swear you’re done with Dead or Alive girls forever.