Shinobi Girl looks like one of those quick trashy arcade things, but I kinda got sucked in anyway. You start running on this side-scrolling street that looks like some budget anime city, tight ninja outfit, boobs bouncing with every step, and suddenly there are these freaky alien things just rushing you. They are not cute little monsters, they look like they crawled out of some wet hentai folder you forgot to delete. First instinct is just to punch and kick everything, classic beat up style, and it feels pretty good to just mash the keys and watch her flip around. Then you mess up once, get grabbed, and the game basically goes “ok, now you see what this is really about”. She gets pinned, clothes shove aside, and the whole rough scene plays out right there while you’re thinking “ok shit, I really should have jumped over that one”. It is not romantic, it is straight up hard, sweaty alien abuse, and the sound she makes is that messy mix of pain and forced pleasure that is kinda fucked up and kinda hot at same time.

After a while you start playing in this stupid way where a part of you wants to survive and another part is like “hmm what happens if I just let this big slimy bastard catch me here”. The game knows that. There is this moment on a rooftop where three aliens rush from different sides, and instead of dodging I just stood there on purpose. Watching her get grabbed from behind while another one forces her face down, body shaking, that rough repetitive thrusting, it hits different because you know technically you could have avoided it. Feels almost like you *chose* the bad end in a tiny scene, and the combat is just the excuse. Sometimes I liked how snappy the controls are, you can juggle enemies and feel like a real ninja queen, and next second I hate them because one missed input and she is on her knees, drool and other stuff running down her chin while the alien is ramming her throat like it is trying to break it. It is a weird mix of power fantasy and total loss of control, and the game just flips between those two moods every couple of seconds.

What I kinda enjoy is that it is not polished to death. It feels dirty and half-finished, like someone put the horny parts in first and then maybe thought about story later, then just went “eh, good enough”. Backgrounds repeat, some hitboxes feel off, once an alien grabbed me in spot where I was sure I was safe and I actually said “fuck off” out loud to my screen. Animation on the sex scenes is simple but they put effort in the little details: the way her body tenses when the cock first pushes in, how her eyes glaze over after a few thrusts, her hips start moving back into it even while she looks like she wants to crawl away. There is this one alley scene where she’s knocked on her back, legs forced open, pounding fast and rough, belly bulging a bit with every slam, and the camera just commits to it like “yeah, we staying here, deal with it”. No fancy dialog, no long setup, just raw “you lost, now you get fucked”. On one hand I wish there was more variety in enemies and positions, on the other hand that broken repetitive vibe has its own charm, like you are stuck in this nasty little loop of fight, fail, get used, stand up and run again, still dripping. It is horny junk food for the brain, and my browser history absolutely regrets nothing.

It’s a weird kind of wrong that feels almost too confident about itself. The game just throws you right into this hotel-room-styled tension between Ben and Gwen, like there’s no excuse, no build-up, just quiet breathing and the kind of slow curiosity that only gets worse the more you watch. The control scheme is barely there - you think you’re just clicking around to peek, but then you’re moving hands and lips like you’re trying to pass off an accident as an experiment. The pacing makes it feel like time stretches sideways. There’s that one moment where Gwen turns, half-asleep, and it’s not clear if she knows what’s happening, and you catch yourself leaning closer like a total creep. God help me, I think that’s intentional.

Half the time the audio feels too loud, but maybe that’s the point - it’s not polished, like it’s meant to break the “cartoon world” with uncomfortable realism. The blowjob scene looks like it was stitched together by someone who didn’t care about pretty, just raw motion, the way her throat tightens around him while he mutters things that sound more like apologies than dirty talk. And then when you switch to doggystyle, yeah it’s cliché, but the way the lighting flickers - it’s distracting as hell and, weirdly, kind of hypnotic. The game’s rhythm keeps screwing with you: it slows down on the heavy stuff like missionary creampie and then speeds up when you least expect, like the code itself is embarrassed about what it’s showing. I got annoyed at that. Then again, maybe that’s why I didn’t stop.

You can tell whoever made this knew exactly what nostalgia they were playing with, too. There’s this sick mix of childhood memory and adult hunger that no one wants to admit enjoying. Kind of like watching something too close to a secret. The handjob bit feels almost shy, then the facial lands out of nowhere, breaking the build-up in the most abrupt, stupidly real way. I hate that it worked. I hate that my mouse hand twitched even after the final loop restarted. If that’s not the most human reaction, I don’t know what is.

You ever start a game thinking it’s just another parody and then suddenly you’re watching Delia Ketchum bend over a lab table like she’s about to teach anatomy class the hard way? Yeah, that’s this one. It starts all innocent - Pallet Town, sunshine, that “I overslept again” energy - and then, bam, you’re in Professor Oak’s lab snooping through his stuff and learning he’s been researching... let’s just say “human-pokemon compatibility” in a way no academic journal would publish. The tone flips faster than a Tinder match gone wrong. One second you’re pretending to care about rare species, next second you’re covered in way more than curiosity.

Delia, though - holy hell. They made her look like the definition of “MILF who knows exactly what she’s doing.” She’s got that soft mom energy but says things that would make even Team Rocket blush. The scenes with her feel weirdly personal, like the game’s reading your dirty thoughts out loud. There’s a part where she leans in too close, her voice dripping honey and sin, and you just *know* this isn’t about Pokémon anymore. The writing’s cheeky as hell, half jokes, half filthy confessions, and somehow it works. You’ll laugh, you’ll groan, you’ll maybe question your childhood a little.

The pacing’s messy in that good kind of way - it doesn’t care about logic, just about pushing you deeper into its horny fever dream. You might roll your eyes at the story, but then the next scene hits and suddenly you’re invested in seeing how far the “research” goes. Controls? Who even cares, you’ll figure ‘em out with one hand anyway. It’s trashy, it’s fun, and it’s got that nostalgic kick twisted into something you definitely can’t talk about in polite company. Kind of like if Pokémon grew up, got divorced, and started posting thirst traps at 2 a.m. on Twitter.

Halloween clearly drives Mr Pinku wild if he went through the trouble of creating this wicked scene to celebrate it. Even if you’re not head over heels for Halloween, there’s still a damn good reason to jump into this game - you’ll find Jill Valentine and her unexpected partner from the Resident Evil universe right in the mix. For anyone who loves Halloween and also digs Resident Evil.

You’ll dive into a bizarre contest of tales alongside Jill and her companion that’s all about guessing cards. The mechanics might sound simple, but don’t be fooled - you’ll be riding a rollercoaster of funny, frightening, and steamy scenes. Each turn drips with tension and dirty fun as you guess your way through the madness.

This game blends the chilling atmosphere of Halloween with risqué Resident Evil spoofs. Jill Valentine’s presence adds a strong dose of familiarity mixed with shocking twists, especially when coupled with her strange new partner who brings his own flair to the chaos.

Visuals and storylines push boundaries with hilarious and seductive touches, making sure you stay hooked from start to finish. Whether it’s the jump-scares or the smoldering looks from Jill, this game knows how to keep you on edge and craving more.

Resident Evil lovers looking for a spicy parody with a card game spin won’t want to miss this.

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