Gwen looks like she just logged out of some normal episode and then suddenly landed in the wrong tab of your browser. She is there on the bed, that trademark red hair everywhere, green eyes already kinda annoyed but also clearly needy, and it hits you that this thing is not trying to be classy at all. It’s like someone took a horny Tumblr mashup, an old Flash game, and those cursed Ben 10 memes, tossed them into a blender, then forgot to put the lid on. You’re handed control of not one but two cocks, like some degenerate puppeteer. One is lined up with her mouth, the other swapping between pussy and ass, and she just has to deal with it while you click around like a maniac. No romance, no build up, no fake “plot twist”. One second she’s scowling at you, next second you’re pushing her head down and watching her lips stretch around Ben’s dick while grandpa Max is busy absolutely ruining the other side of her. Yes, grandpa. Yes, it’s every bit as unholy as that sounds.

What actually hooked me was how interactive the smut feels even though it’s super simple. You drag, you click, you spam the same motion way too long because you want to see her expression change. Throat bulging while you force that blowjob angle, then you swap to anal and there’s this little hitch in her eyes like “oh fuck, it’s in.” You can line up a full-on spitroast, dick in her mouth, dick in her ass, hands on her hips, and her tits bouncing in that stupid cartoon way that should not be this hot but here we are. The game lets you push her way past “nice gentle cousin fun” straight into hardcore family disaster territory: ass fingering while you keep her stuffed, creampie her ass, then instantly shove back in and smear it all over, pull out and finish on her face, then go right back to her pussy and pump another load into her like you’re trying to see how many places on one girl you can fill at the same time. Sometimes I’d waste a full minute just timing the cumshots so her mouth is open when the other dick explodes, facial mixing with the cream dripping from her fucked raw holes. There’s a weird rhythm to it, like trying to sync beats in a DJ app, except your “track” is Gwen getting used like a toy while Ben just keeps hammering and grandpa Max is quietly the most cursed MVP in hentai history.

Hatsune Miku standing there in that plain little tee and skirt, all teal hair and innocent eyes, but the game is like “here, just mess her up however you want.” It feels a bit like opening Photoshop at work and doing something you absolutely shouldn’t. No big plot, no grinding, no weird stats, just you, Miku, and her clothes that really don’t want to stay opaque. I opened it in Chrome on my laptop, spotify still running in background, and suddenly I’m sitting there sliding a transparency bar and thinking “wow, I’m literally undressing a digital popstar pixel by pixel.” It’s slow, soft stripping. Not in your face, more like teasing yourself on purpose.

The funny thing is, she’s not this huge-boobed hentai doll. She’s tiny up there. Flatish. Just a bit of curve. And it works so well I kinda hate how much I like it. When you crank the opacity almost all the way down and you still see her small chest shape through the shirt, it hits different than the usual overblown anime nonsense. Feels more like a teen idol poster you shouldn’t stare at too long, except here you are turning the clothes invisible like some creepy magician. At one point I put her in a cute tee that normally would be wholesome, then lowered it until the fabric is just a mist over her nipples, and I just sat there, staring, not even clicking anything. It’s like edgeplay but for dressing. You think you’re done and then “hmm maybe I try the other top again, just a bit more see‑through this time.” The game doesn’t push you, there is no big reward. You just drift into your own horny mood with this tiny idol from Japan looking almost embarrassed and you’re the one making it worse.

I do kinda wish they added at least one stupid accessory. Like, I was hovering my mouse expecting cat ears or some dumb joke item, nothing. That annoyed me for like 10 minutes and then I forgot and started playing with the skirt opacity instead, trying to make it just sheer enough that you see the panties but still call it “clothed” in my head. And there’s this moment when you match a totally normal tee with almost ghost-level panties and her flat chest and skinny legs just click together into this pure “forbidden Miku” vibe. It’s not deep, it’s not artistic, but my artist brain instantly goes “I could draw fanart of this exact outfit, just her sitting on an amp, mic stand, shirt nearly transparent, small tits outlined by the fabric, cheeks a bit red.” The parody part sneaks in too, like you’re messing with this global vocaloid icon, turning a harmless idol into softcore hentai with nothing more than a slider and some lazy clicking while Discord pings in the corner. It’s trashy and gentle at the same time, almost like you’re petting your own pervy side instead of pounding it. And yeah, you’ll probably tell yourself “just a quick peek” and then keep tweaking her top for way too long, trying to find that exact point where it stops being cute and becomes porn.

Game starts and she’s already half in it, no long story, just this blonde with big porn star energy walking into some cheap looking beach arcade like it’s a job interview. She’s got this tight swimsuit that looks more like something from a trashy Instagram ad than real sportswear, and it actually fits the vibe. There’s sand outside, fake neon inside, and then those booths with holes in the wall that the game is clearly way too proud of. It all feels a bit dirty in a good way, like someone mixed a summer holiday with a gross bathroom and said, yeah, people will jerk to this.

The whole “I want to open my own porn studio” dream is funny, because the game pretends it cares about that goal for like two lines and then completely forgets it once the first dick slips through the glory hole. Money counter jumps every time she starts sucking, and honestly that’s the only “economy system” that matters here. You just watch her work for cash, one blowjob at a time, and it’s weirdly honest as a monetization metaphor. The game is free, but it really feels like it wants you thinking about coins and points and upgrades, just like the shady gacha crap in mobile apps. Only here the prize is more cum on her face, not a new skin in Genshin or some battle pass in Fortnite. Same logic, different fluid.

Her animations when she leans down on the hole actually surprised me, in a stupid way. She adjusts her posture, grabs the shaft like she knows what she’s doing, then you notice her expression change when the guy on the other side starts to get close. It’s porn logic, yeah, but there’s a tiny bit of character there. She’s not shy at all. She opens wide, takes it messy, doesn’t even pretend she cares who’s on the other side. That part is hot and also kind of depressing, like she’s become just another resource in an arcade machine. You pop in a “coin”, she spits and sucks, he explodes, repeat. It’s capitalism with cumshots.

And that beach setting. At first it looks pointless, but actually it hits this thing in the brain. Knowing that right outside this crusty arcade, there are people walking, kids with ice cream, normal couples splashing in the water, while inside she’s kneeling in front of a wall, swallowing strangers through a hole. That contrast is kinda fucked and kinda great. Makes the whole scenario feel more wrong. In a porn game way. Like someone took a sunny vacation photo and smeared it with sex.

Controls are simple to a fault, like a very horny rhythm minigame that forgot it’s supposed to be about “fun” too, not only timing. Sometimes you get a combo for making her keep the pace, sometimes the guy just blows early and you feel cheated. The game clearly wants you to chase higher scores, faster finishes, better “performance” from her. The weird part is that she reacts differently depending on how you play. Keep her at a slower rhythm and she looks like she’s enjoying the taste, speeding up looks more desperate, more like she’s working hard for that cash. That tiny detail actually got to me more than it should.

The cumshots are the main payoff and they don’t pretend to be classy. Thick, messy, dripping down her lips, sometimes on her swimsuit, sometimes on her cheek. It’s not subtle at all. She blinks when her eyes get hit, licks her lips when it’s on her mouth, cleans nothing. Just waits for the next guy. After a few rounds, the scoreboard feels less sexy and more like a spreadsheet of her dignity getting converted into coins, which, yeah, is the whole porn studio dream, I guess. The game sort of mocks itself and doesn’t even know it.

Still, when that last big payout appears and her balance jumps, you almost feel proud of her. Then you remember all she did was deepthroat a bunch of anonymous cocks through a hole in a sticky beach arcade for our entertainment and some imaginary startup capital, and suddenly that little victory screen tastes like cheap lube. In a good way. Or a bad way. Hard to tell.

This thing feels like someone grabbed your old Bleach folders from high school, spilled horny brain all over them, and forgot to clean it up. In a good way. Mostly. It throws you straight into a POV setup where you’re not swinging a sword, you’re poking at bodies. Literally. Matsumoto, Orihime, Yoruichi and this original girl Hannemu are all basically lined up as “boss fights”, except your weapon is the mouse and your goal is to break their composure instead of their HP. Once I realized the “battle” is really just you hunting for spots on their bodies that make the bar climb, it kinda clicked. It’s like a scuffed rhythm game for perverts where the beat is boobs and thighs instead of music. You poke, you drag, you misclick a hundred times on the wrong place, and then suddenly you hit something and her face changes and you go “oh, so that’s where you like it”. I lost more time on Yoruichi’s smug grin than I wanna admit.

The click reactions are the real hook here. Orihime flinches and blushes when you hit certain parts, Matsumoto goes from teasing to “okay this is serious now” with these slow changes in her expression that made me pause and just stare for a bit. There was this moment with Rangiku where I kept poking around her chest and nothing really big was happening, then I nudged a tiny spot slightly higher, and her eyes half closed, mouth opened just that little bit, and the bar jumped. Felt like discovering a cheat code. Yoruichi is exactly the kind of cocky catwoman you expect, except when you finally find her real weak point she drops the tough act so fast it almost feels unfair. I kept thinking “yeah sure, you’re a badass fighter” while her legs are shaking because I figured out that one cursed pixel on her inner thigh. Hannemu is a bit weird, in a good way, like the dev’s personal OC sneaked into a Bleach fan disc and refused to leave. She’s got this mix of shy and aggressive when you push her too far that made her scenes feel more intense than I expected. I kinda hated her at first and then suddenly she was my favorite, which is annoying because I didn’t plan that.

The gallery unlocks after you chase all the endings, and it’s exactly what you think: all the “you finally drove her over the edge” payoffs in a neat menu so you can stop pretending you’re still experimenting with weak spots and just, you know, enjoy. Some runs feel a bit like trial and error hell, especially if you’re the type who clicks like a maniac and doesn’t pay attention to the girls’ faces or little body twitches. The game sort of expects you to read them, not just spam-click boobs like a caveman. I still spam-clicked, I’m not a saint. Had that stupid moment where I was stuck on Orihime, bar almost full, nothing working, thought the game bugged out, went to check Twitter on my phone, came back, grazed her hip by accident and she just broke right there. Felt like the game was laughing at me. There’s something brutally simple about the whole thing, like a cheap browser toy, but the way they nail the little animations and that “am I going too far or not far enough?” feeling scratches a very specific itch. Especially if you ever had a thing for Yoruichi stepping on you in your head and now you’re the one making her squirm.