You wake up strapped to a cold metal table in this weird half-clean, half-trash laboratory, the kind of place where someone actually bothered to label the test tubes but left a used dildo on the control panel. White light in your eyes, wires on your skin, and in front of you there’s this crazy scientist who looks like he skipped sleep for a month just to figure out the best angle to shove things in your ass. No long setup, no dramatic story, just “ok, let’s see what happens if I push this button” and suddenly something alive is sliding over your thighs like it’s been waiting for you. The whole thing feels like one big pervy experiment where you are both the patient and the fucking petri dish.

What I really liked is how the room itself is basically the menu. Nothing is neat. Every tiny switch, glowing icon, stupid little tool on the tray can trigger some scene or change what is already happening. At one point I had the tentacles already around her legs and stomach, and by accident I clicked this tiny barely visible button near the scientist’s hand. Suddenly one more thick, wet thing grew out from under the table and went straight for her ass while the first one was still working her pussy, and I just sat there going “ok, this escalated fast.” A lot of stuff stacks like this. You turn on one machine, then another, then something else near the ceiling, and before you notice the girl is held open from three sides, tits squeezed so hard you can almost feel the pressure in your own chest, with one toy buzzing inside her while a monster-looking limb is slowly twisting deeper in the backdoor. It’s not explained, you just learn by poking around like a horny raccoon.

The scientist is the funniest part and also kind of annoying. He barely touches anything himself, just stands there grinning like he’s collecting data on how far a body can stretch before breaking. I kept wishing there was a button to slap that stupid smile off his face or at least make him drop his notes and join in, but no, he just keeps pressing remote controls while the toys do all the work. There’s one moment though, when you stack enough stuff on the girl, that his expression quietly changes from smug to “holy shit, that actually worked,” and it made me laugh out loud because it feels like even he didn’t think all those machines and slimy things would fit inside one person. Tbh, half the fun is trying to break the scene, like “ok, how many things can fill her at once before the game just refuses,” and the answer is: more than I expected, especially when those thick purple tentacles start wrapping around her chest and pushing her huge tits together so they almost swallow the toy pressed between them. I kept noticing some tiny icon in the corner that I never figured out, and it still pisses me off, but I’m not changing anything. It’s the kind of lab where not knowing every switch somehow makes it hotter.

Naruto hentai games are usually all over the place, like fifteen heroines, weird minigames, yaoi bait, whatever. This one is the exact opposite. It’s stupidly simple and kind of filthy in a very direct way: it’s just Naruto and Sakura in his room, nothing “epic”, no big roster, just a horny side chapter that could be squeezed between missions in Shippuden if Kishimoto had lost his mind. The game drops you right in the middle of their little secret routine, where Sakura is tired of waiting after Sasuke and Naruto is absolutely not pretending to be a gentleman about it. He’s just happy that the emo prince ran away and left him alone with this pink–haired mess who pretends she’s still loyal while spreading her legs like it’s a medical exam.

What I liked is how it treats Sakura’s loneliness as something dirty instead of romantic. She’s still officially “Sasuke’s girl” in her head, but the second she’s in Naruto’s bedroom, she’s all tits pushed up, skirt riding up, completely losing that serious kunoichi vibe. Her boobs are huge here, more hentai fantasy than canon, but it weirdly fits the way she’s written: a girl who keeps saying “it’s wrong, Naruto” while grinding harder on his cock with every loop. And yes, it’s a loop kind of game, that classic quick scene structure where you repeat, tweak speed, change angle a bit, see a different reaction, then do it again. You start slow, with her still wearing some clothes, and as you mess with the options she goes from embarrassed teammate to full on “use me, Naruto” level slut, including when he finally slides into her ass and she pretends she isn’t loving it. There is something very dirty about having all this happen in his plain bedroom instead of some romantic hot spring or whatever. It feels like he dragged his big–titted crush into his messy room between missions and decided to ruin her for that missing Uchiha.

What really stuck in my head is how her face changes during anal, like she’s trying to keep that old obsession with Sasuke alive while Naruto is just stretching her pussy and ass like he’s claiming territory. It’s not subtle. He looks like Naruto, sounds like Naruto, but he’s acting way more aggressive, like a future Hokage who figured out that fucking his teammate is some kind of strategy. It’s kind of hilarious and kind of hot that the “number one knucklehead” suddenly turns into this guy slamming his big cock into the girl who used to ignore him, while she moans his name louder than she ever shouted for Sasuke in the anime. I still hate how the menu sound is slightly too loud on the first click and it pissed me off every time, but I kept replaying anyway, just to watch that moment where she finally stops pretending and takes him deep like she was meant to end up in Naruto’s bed from the start.

PinkTea has this very specific thing going on where their games feel like someone took a horny notebook doodle from math class, fed it too much sugar, gave it cat ears and said “ok, now live in my browser forever.” This one leans hard into that vibe. Everything circles around turning this cute, slightly bratty nekogirl into your personal maid toy, except it never feels actually serious, more like a dirty comedy that forgot to stop being arousing. One second you’re poking around what they call a “dungeon” that looks suspiciously cozy for a dungeon, next second she’s on her knees in that frilly pink maid cosplay, ears flicking, looking at you like she’s both pissed and wet at the same time. That face when she tries to act tough and then loses it the moment you start “training” her properly? Yeah, that got me more than any of the bigger scenes.

The sex slave training angle is not subtle at all, but they wrap it in this candy-colored hentai coating that makes it feel like some cursed mix between a fetish cafe and a gacha game. You’re juggling obedience, lust, hunger, and whatever that “corruption” bar is pretending not to be. There was this moment where I’d pushed her too far, she’s panting in that tiny apron, eyes glossy, and the game quietly pops up a feeding option, like “oh by the way, she also needs snacks between blowjobs.” I don’t know why that hit me so much, but having to feed her between punishment sessions turned into its own kink. Watching her lick cream off her fingers, cheeks smeared, ears twitching, tail doing that happy cat wiggle while she still has your cum sliding down her thigh… honestly kind of illegal energy. And the cosplay rotation is dumb in the best way. One run she’s in a proper maid outfit, next time she’s in this half-finished neko puss costume that looks like the dev forgot what a cat body suit is supposed to cover. I kept telling myself I liked the music the most, though. Which is a lie, but also not really.

The soundtrack is weirdly sticky. Simple loops, cheap synth, but then they throw in these lazy, sleazy bass lines that roll under the moans and make everything feel like some forgotten hentai FMV from the early mobile era. I actually caught myself humming the dungeon theme while scrolling Twitter, which is a problem because my brain instantly adds the sound of that sloppy maid blowjob over it. Their moan mixing is all over the place, by the way. Sometimes she sounds like an actual catgirl losing her mind on your cock, sometimes like they recorded it with a microwave, I have no idea what happened there. And yet I kept it on high volume because when it hits, it hits. There’s this one scene where she’s gagging on you, tears in her eyes, the music drops to almost nothing, just a dull pulse, and her wet choking fills the speakers. Then when you finally flood her mouth, the track swells back in like some cheap porno anthem. Completely cheesy, totally effective. I kinda hate how much I liked it. Also there is this one UI button slightly off-center in the dungeon screen and it bothered me more than anything in my life, and they never fix it, and I kept looking at it during the hottest scenes and losing focus, and anyway, the game is a mess and also I still have it open in another tab.

Link looks tired here in a good way, like that kind of tired when you already fucked the main princess too long and now your body screams for something new and a bit wrong. Midna shows up with that smug face, small tits, weird imp body and this “I’m trouble” vibe, and the whole game is basically you finding out exactly how much trouble she is. It feels like a choose your own porn route, but cut down to only the good parts, no slow build, no long dialogs, just: what do you want to do to her next, and where do you want to finish. I’d call it horny minimalism, if my English was better. You click, she reacts, her mouth, her pussy, her ass, all become like different paths in a short dirty adventure book where every page ends in cum. I spent way too long on the blowjob option only, because the way she looks up at Link while taking him deep, that hits some weird elf-imp brain button for me. Also, yeah, I keep typing “minda” by mistake and then laughing, so if you see it written wrong my brain did that, not autocorrect.

The funny part is, the game doesn’t pretend to be more than it is. You wanna make Midna masturbate a bit before you fuck her? Click. You wanna shove it in her pussy, watch her stretch around it, then change your mind and go for anal, like you’re flipping pages back and forth in some horny “turn to page 69” book? Go ahead. The transitions between positions are very direct, like the dev also has zero patience for teasing. One second she’s choking on cock, you switch, next second she’s getting her ass filled. I actually liked that it lets you choose where to shoot every time: facial, pussy creampie, ass creampie, even just paint her all over. It’s a stupidly simple thing but it makes you feel like you are directing a really trashy Zelda porno parody in your browser instead of just watching a loop on Pornhub. At one point I kept retrying the facial because I wanted that perfect “all over her smug face” finish and the button was a tiny bit off from where my mouse muscle memory expected, and it annoyed me way more than it should, but I still did it like ten times. Story enjoyers, yeah, there is not much talking here, Link doesn’t say shit and Midna just moans and reacts, but as a long time choose-your-own-adventure nerd, this feels like someone ripped all the fluff out and left me only the branches that end with her stuffed and dripping. Zelda is mentioned like some old save file you don’t load anymore, and that’s kind of hot by itself, like you cheated on your own childhood game. In my headcanon he goes back to the castle with Midna’s cum still drying on his tunic and nobody asks anything.

Huge thanks to everyone who played a part in bringing this first-ever flash game of mine to life, which has been a labor of love for over a year, despite countless breaks and distractions. It’s finally finished, and I’m thrilled with how it turned out.

Playing through it taught me so much about game creation and performance. I really hope you find it as engaging and fun as I found making it.

If you’re curious about what’s next, a demo for the sequel is already out and ready to be explored. You can check it out here - http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/519253.

To keep track of everything and provide extra resources, I’ve set up a small Google site. On it, you’ll find a thorough walkthrough designed to help you navigate the game’s twists and turns. Here’s the link (just remove the space Newgrounds adds) - http://sites.google.com/site/telsasstudio/.

Special thanks go out to idkmyname13 for crafting an excellent player guide. You can find their work here - http://idkmyname13.newgrounds.com/news/post/190406.

I recently updated the preloader and approval scenes to improve your experience. If the new preloader still acts up, I blame Newgrounds for the glitch.

If this game excites you even half as much as it did me making it, please consider adding it to your games collection.

This isn’t just a game; it’s a raw, unfiltered trip through sonic-inspired chaos and adult thrills. Every pixel pulses with energy, and every scene pushes boundaries.

Kinda weird how this thing feels like a rhythm game and a horny fanfic smashed together after too much Pornhub and not enough sleep. You’ve got Orihime there, all soft curves and that big goofy energy from the anime, but here she’s not doing healing or crying or any of that. She’s riding Kisuke like a music video that went horribly, beautifully wrong. The whole idea is simple: music on, hips moving, cock inside, try to keep the tempo while she gets filled again and again. It sounds stupid, but then you’re sitting there, actually trying to match the beat while watching her tits bounce, thinking “yeah ok, maybe I am the problem.”

The red hair is a whole character by itself. It’s animated to swing and fall in her face when she leans forward, and there’s this one moment when she’s grinding slowly, her hair sticking to her sweaty cheek, and the dick is just sliding in and out of her pussy in that lazy, deep way that makes you forget there’s even a rhythm you’re supposed to care about. Then suddenly the track kicks up, the pace changes, and you’re mashing along, trying not to lose the combo while he slams her from below. When you actually sync it right and he blows a thick load inside her, the creampie looks heavy, like it has weight, and it keeps dripping while she twitches around him. That part is stupidly hot. I replayed that exact moment too many times, got distracted, then forgot what I was testing. Typical.

The music itself is funny. Not bad, just kinda trying to be sexy and clubby at the same time. One track feels like something you’d hear from a cheap TikTok thirst trap, then out of nowhere it lines up perfectly with the way her ass claps on his lap and you’re like “ok, fair, you win.” There’s a tiny delay sometimes when you hit the beat and the action responds, which made me grumble like an old man, but after a while your brain just fills the gap. Also, her pussy gets wetter as things go on, which you’d think is normal, but they actually show it, like, the shine, the stretch around his big cock, the way her lips hug the shaft when he pulls almost all the way out and then stuffs her full again. And yes, the cumshots hit her face too, thick white streaks on her red hair and across her tits, but honestly I kept going back to the deep, slow creampie scenes. Urahara’s hat doesn’t even show up right, by the way, which somehow offended me more than anything. Anyway. You’ll either end up trying to master the rhythm like a horny Guitar Hero reject or you’ll ignore the whole beat thing and just watch her get fucked senseless. Both work.

Raven on a sunny beach already feels illegal somehow, like she got teleported out of the wrong cartoon and straight into a porn parody that stopped pretending after two seconds. The whole thing is just her, sand, ocean in the back pretending to be innocent, and then this little sex machine setup where you basically turn her into a goth-themed amusement park ride. You click in a few spots, and suddenly she has one cock in her mouth, one up her ass, one in her pussy, and she’s trying to pretend she’s still the edgy sorceress while her eyes roll back and her mascara is on life support. There’s no slow romance crap here. It’s literally “ok, here is Raven, now ruin her holes.” I respect the honesty.

What I liked a lot is how “manual” it feels. You’re not just watching a loop, you’re kind of DJ-ing her suffering. Change speed on one guy, different speed on another, watch how her body has to react to three different rhythms at the same time. Her throat takes one pace, her ass gets a different tempo, and her pussy just tries to keep up like it’s at the wrong techno party. Sometimes I just let only the anal guy go max speed to see how long until her face gives up any trace of composure. Then switch and make the one in her mouth go slow, almost teasing, while the other two go ham. You get those little moments where the animation does that “tiny shake” when she’s overloaded, and it looks so right it’s almost offensive.

The climax stuff is where the game goes full gremlin. You don’t just hit a big “everyone cum now” button and walk away. Each guy has his own shot, his own timing, so you can layer the mess. Facial first, let it drip down her nose and lips while she’s still sucking. Then blast her ass, watch her twitch when it hits. Then finish with a pussy load and see the white mix with the stretching. Or do the cursed option and fire all three at once and watch Raven basically become a goth donut glazed on every side. The facial is especially nice, because they actually let it stick on her, not just magically disappear. She keeps sucking with cum all over her face and there’s this “yeah, I guess this is my life now” vibe that fits her way too well. It’s short, it’s focused, it’s totally shameless, and it turns Raven into a beach decoration for dicks in the most direct way possible.

Harley in this game feels like somebody ripped her right out of a horny Tumblr blog and dropped her straight into a very fucked up Arkham nightshift. It is technically “hospital”, but nobody is curing anything here, except maybe frustration. Whole thing plays like a POV porn where you are the only sane person in the building and she is absolutely not helping your mental health. She leans into the camera, tongue out, that mocking smile, like she did three lines of chaos before clocking in. From my gender studies brain I keep thinking “okay, here we go again, messy fetish of the bad girl in chains,” but then she wraps her lips around the cock and suddenly my theory turns into background noise and I am just staring at the way her eyes roll a bit when she takes it deeper. It is almost rude how effective it is.

The blowjob scenes are the real anchor. She starts playful, lots of spit, kind of teasing, rubbing you along her cheek like she is comparing your size with some invisible chart only she can see. You control the pace a bit, but honestly it feels like she is the one steering. There is this moment where she chokes slightly, wipes her mouth with her thumb, giggles, and then just goes back down with more determination like it is a personal challenge. From feminist lens, it is that classic porn contradiction: she is “submissive” in position, but the whole vibe screams “I decide how this goes.” She stares up, eyebrows raised, almost like she asks, is this what you wanted, bats? Sometimes I hate how good that kind of gaze works on me. Also, small complaint: the sound of the sucking sometimes goes a bit too wet, like someone close to their mic on Telegram voice note. Not a big thing, but once I noticed it, my brain did a little side-eye and then never came back to fix that thought.

Then the switch to riding is where the power flips again, even if the script pretends it is the same. She climbs on, front first, ass tight, bouncing in this rhythm that is not exactly realistic, but it matches the dirty cartoon logic of her character. She uses your chest as some kind of balance bar, grinding and lifting, cock disappearing inside her, and every time she drops all the way down there is this tiny pause at the bottom, like her body is saying, “yeah, keep me there.” Later when she turns around and you get that full ass view, it slides from playful to almost mean. She arches her back like she knows this angle will short-circuit half the audience, then lets you push into her ass, very deliberate, no fake shyness. Anal here is not framed as something forbidden or punished; it is more like two freaks in Arkham finally admitting what they wanted from the start. She groans when you go deeper, not high-pitched porn princess noise, but rougher, more like she is annoyed at how good it feels. Then the creampie hits and she barely reacts at first, just that slight shiver and lazy smirk, as if getting filled is the most normal thing that happens in this asylum. From gender politics side, it is messy, objectifying, full of clichés, and at the same time she keeps stealing control back with every smirk and hip roll. I opened it thinking I will just “analyze representation,” and instead ended up quietly watching her ride my perspective like it owes her rent.

This one hits you with the sexual stuff right away, no story, no romance, just “pick a toy and start messing with them.” As a parent I opened it kind of by mistake, because the thumbnail looked like some silly cartoon, and then suddenly I’m staring at a naked furry boy with his ass in the air and a tool menu on the side. There are three characters you can pick from, two guys and one girl, all very much made to be “playthings”, not real people with feelings. The art looks a bit cheap at first, not terrible, but like something a horny teenager would draw during class. I thought it looks harmless, then I noticed you can switch from hands to mouth to penis and then later unlock more toys, like anal dildos and stuff for feet, and I just sat there thinking “okay, this is exactly what my kid is going to click if I leave the room for one minute.”

The whole thing is basically you dragging the mouse over different body parts and watching their reactions. It’s strangely hypnotic and also kind of stupid. You grab the guy’s cock, move the mouse up and down, he moans, you keep going, he squirts cum all over his own belly, and then you can literally record that motion with the space bar so he just keeps getting jerked off on loop like some broken porn robot. There’s a female character but honestly the game clearly loves the yaoi angle more, the male on male stuff feels like the main dish and the girl is there so it doesn’t look “too gay” on the menu. The furry design is not overcomplicated, just soft bodies, tails, ears, and a lot of focus on butts. If you poke around enough you get to shove an anal dildo in one guy while fingering his ass with the other tool, and then switch to mouth and blow him while he’s still getting stuffed. It is quite creative, and also really dumb, and also a bit impressive for a browser toy that looks like trash at first glance. The worst part is how easy it is to just keep clicking, “oh what does this button do, oh now I am jacking him off with my foot, great, that’s something my search history really needed.”

I didn’t expect the feet stuff to be so in your face. One second I’m just testing if the physics even work, and suddenly the guy is getting his toes sucked and humping your invisible foot like it’s the only thing he lives for. There’s this weird satisfaction when you manage to sync things, like recording a loop of ass fingering while you switch to penis and then timing the strokes so he blows his load right when the loop gets faster. It feels like you are programming your own porn clip, frame by frame, and that is both kind of cool and also a thing I really wish my teenager never learns from a stupid furry game. There’s almost no talking, no voices, just little sound effects and soft porn noises, which weirdly makes it more intense because your brain fills the silence. I kept thinking it would turn into something more romantic or at least playful, but no, it stays very cold, like a sex lab where you experiment on these cute bodies. They smile, blush, moan, but it’s all made for your mouse, nothing else. If you are here for a deep plot you’ll get bored, but if you ever wondered what happens if you treat three cartoon people like interactive sex dolls and try every hole and every angle possible, well, that’s exactly what you get, and probably more than you actually wanted.