My kid plays that Pokemon game on his tablet, the one with the little monsters, so when I saw this I thought maybe it's a parody? I don't know what I expected. The redhead girl from the show, Misty, she loses some battle and the guy says give me your pokemon or... you know. She chooses the other thing. And then it just goes.

The art is rough, like someone drew it on a napkin during lunch break. Her face looks sort of like the cartoon but also not, something off about the eyes. But the body, okay, they got the small chest right if you ever noticed that about her character design. She's supposed to be a teenager in the show which makes this whole thing uncomfortable but also that's the point of these parody games isn't it. The weird part is how detailed they got with certain things while everything else looks rushed. Her red hair spreads out on the floor and there's actual shading work there, someone spent time on that.

The finger fucking scene comes first and it's mechanical, just clicking through. Then the main event, vaginal then anal, and the animation loops are maybe 3 frames total. The cumshot at the end covers her face and they made sure to show it dripping down onto those small tits, and I kept thinking about how my son watches the real show and sings the theme song. The dialogue is terrible, stuff like "you must pay price for losing" in broken english, but honestly the bad translation makes it funnier? There's this moment where Ash Ketchum (they spelled it like that, with a T) is just standing in the background of one scene and I laughed out loud. What is he doing there. Is he next. The game doesn't say.

I found myself clicking through the whole thing twice which says something about me probably. The anal scene has this one frame where her expression actually looks like the character from the show and it's jarring enough that I stopped clicking for a second. Then back to the terrible loop. I don't know what "master water pokemons" has to do with getting railed but that's the plot they went with.

The dildo physics in this thing are actually kind of impressive for what it is. Like, the way it stretches the pussy geometry, there's a real sense of resistance before it slides in. I spent way too long just watching that, the slow push, the slight deformation. Then you get the breast expansion slider and it's like the dev forgot what subtlety means. Yayoi's tits inflate to ridiculous proportions, way beyond the anime, and they just sort of wobble there with their own weird gravity. It's grotesque and I couldn't stop adjusting it.

The costume selection is there, a few uniforms, some half undressed states. You click through them and the model updates with a little stutter. It's fine. The whole thing feels like it was coded in a weekend by someone who really, really needed to see this specific character get railed. The squirt mechanic is the goal, you work the dildo in and out with a dragging motion that's more clinical than sexy, and a meter fills up. When she finally gushes, the sound effect is this wet, splattering mess that made me glance at my door. It's a lot.

The Stellvia setting is completely wasted. You get a nondescript background that could be a storage closet. Yayoi just stands there, dead eyed, while you manipulate her. There's no game here, just a toy. A weird, obsessive little toy for one character. I wish the facial expressions changed more, but they won't. Sometimes the dildo clips through her thigh and I just left it there, glitching, because honestly it fit the whole mood.

The whole thing feels like a sketchbook that got left in the rain. Deliberately unpolished doesn't even cover it. Mr. 9 presents this lesbian hentai gallery locked behind a quiz, and the art has that raw, almost hurried line quality. Some panels, the anatomy goes a bit wild, a breast sitting too high on the chest like a misplaced brooch. But then you get a close up of two girls kissing, tongues just barely touching, and the messy ink lines actually make it feel more intimate, like you're peeking at a private doodle rather than a finished pin up. The censorship is weirdly inconsistent too, sometimes a thin black bar, other times just a strategic strand of hair that definitely wasn't there in the previous frame.

The quiz itself is a bastard. A real "fuck you" to anyone with a short memory. It asks these oddly specific questions about yuri tropes, and one wrong answer boots you right back to the start. No mercy. I spent a stupid amount of time stuck on a question about the symbolism of lilies, getting increasingly annoyed while just wanting to see the explicit content. The punishment feels personal. You start memorizing the correct answers like a schoolkid cramming for a test, muttering them under your breath. It's a bizarre form of foreplay, this forced memorization before you're allowed to see the full spread of images.

Once you finally crack the code, the gallery itself is a mixed bag of static shots. There's this one sequence of a school nurse and a student that's genuinely hot, all stolen glances and a hand slipping under a skirt, the tension built purely through the sketchy, unrefined panels. But then right after, you get a fully explicit spread that looks like it was drawn by a completely different person, all clean digital lines and shiny skin that kills the earlier vibe. The whole project feels like a collection of fragments, some brilliant in their roughness, others just... rough. The lack of polish is the point, I guess, but sometimes a point can be a bit too sharp.

Three words. Suit. Efficiency. Mess.

The whole thing is about not being late for work. That's the fantasy here, not the girl. She's just a brunette with big anime tits and a blank stare, a delivery system for a morning routine. You're already in your work suit, tie knotted, coffee probably going cold just off screen. The only thing out of place is your dick, hanging out of the trousers like a forgotten accessory. The game's singular, unpolished focus is a tutorial on getting a handjob that unchains into a blowjob without a single crease on your shirt. It's a time management sim for perverts, and I respect that specific stupidity.

The animation loops are janky, like a flipbook made by someone who only sort of understands how tongues work. There's this one frame where her hand just kind of vibrates on the shaft, a motion that's supposed to be a shake but looks more like she's trying to get a broken pen to work. I spent way too long fixated on that. The tongue licks are weirdly detached, a flat pink shape that doesn't quite connect with anything. It's the opposite of polished, which is the whole point. A deliberate, grimy sketch of a fantasy. But then the cumshot hits and it's a sudden, thick mess on her face, a facial that feels weirdly high-effort compared to the rest. The contrast is jarring. It's like they spent the entire budget on that one splatter effect.

There's no real interaction. You just watch. A looping scene of a handjob, then a blowjob, then the award. It's a hentai gif with a UI. I wish there was a button to make the coffee get cold, a timer ticking down to your bus, some actual consequence for the "efficiency" theme. But there isn't. It just plays out, a perfect, frictionless morning ritual that ignores the fact that you'll definitely have a stain on your trousers for the commute. The game forgets its own logic immediately.

Finn looks like the kind of guy who should be boring as hell. Cyber-security nerd, buried in code, too many monitors, blue light in his face all day. But the whole setup is just an excuse for what he’s really doing: spying on his own life. On his wife. On Luna. Every hallway camera, gym cam, elevator, office door, even that stupid angle pointing at the stupid coffee machine that nobody cares about… and he zooms straight past all of that just to catch the slow bounce of her tits under a tight sports bra when she walks into frame. You’re not just “playing” him, you’re basically riding inside his dirty brain, watching how work, paranoia, and pure horny obsession all melt together. One second he’s tracking who’s stealing company money, next second he’s rewinding a feed so he can freeze-frame Luna bending over, leggings stretched so tight you can almost feel the fabric rolling down when some asshole “accidentally” bumps into her and his hand stays on her ass a bit too long. And the game just lets it sit there. No dramatic cut, no quick joke, just that awkward, gross, hot little moment of sexual harassment dangling in front of you while Finn decides if he’s jealous, turned on, or both.

Luna herself is a problem. In a good way. And also in a totally fucked up way. She acts like she doesn’t know people are staring at her, but at the same time she keeps wearing these tiny tops to the office gym, nipples poking through after a workout, sweat running between her boobs. She’s playful, throws her legs in Finn’s lap, asks for a “quick massage” and you already know it’s going to turn into a handjob on the couch while some security alert quietly blinks on the other monitor. The game keeps pushing this mix of teasing and stupidity: she flirts with her female coworker a little too hard in the locker room, lets the girl “help” her with her sports bra, and somehow there’s a whole scene where a strap “just won’t close” and Luna’s tits are out, they’re giggling, backs to the camera, and you’re stuck praying she shifts just slightly so you can finally see the soft press of tongue on nipple. Then later she pretends like nothing weird happened and goes to dinner with Finn like she wasn’t just almost titfucked by a friend who pretends it’s “only a joke between girls”. Sometimes it feels wholesome, like they’re a cute couple doing goofy stuff. Then an elevator door opens, two strangers step in, Luna squeezed between them, and the game cuts your breathing in half when a big hand slips behind her hip and you realize Finn is watching it all on his phone, zooming in while trying not to jerk off in a bathroom stall. He’s angry, clearly, but the camera lingers way too long on the way her ass rubs against a stranger’s thigh for you to pretend he isn’t hard.

What actually surprised me is how the voyeur stuff and story about missing money keep crashing into each other. You follow some suspicious guy into a dark server room, thinking “ok, plot time”, and suddenly he corners Luna during a “routine check” and gets way too close. She laughs it off, but doesn’t really push him away, and you get that painfully slow sequence where his fingers slide along her waist, up under the shirt, just touching skin, while she tries to act professional. No quick fade, they let the tension drag. Later, when Finn tries to confront her, it somehow turns into her on her knees, sucking him off almost like she’s trying to erase whatever might have happened. She stares up with that slightly guilty look and you can’t tell if she’s hiding something or just loves having his cock filling her mouth until she gags messily. Oral, tits, all of it looks raw, not like some glossy porn studio. In one route, depending on how you play the “ignore the alert” bullshit, you end up with Finn watching a recorded clip of Luna in a dark parking lot, bent over the hood of a car by a guy who definitely doesn’t share his skin color, and the game doesn’t stop to explain anything, just lets you watch that interracial pounding with this sick mix of jealousy and arousal crawling into your chest. At some point there’s anal, there’s her riding someone who is definitely not Finn, there’s soft lesbian teasing under the showers that might not be as soft as it first looks. It never feels safe. Not for him, not for you. If you want to squeeze every dirty moment out of it, you actually have to play like a creep: always check the side cameras, let the “urgent” emails wait, peek on every angle, and don’t rush the scenes. Half the hottest bits are little glances, a hand sliding too low, Luna biting her lip when she thinks nobody sees her… except your stupid security system sees everything. And you do too. If you dare to let it play all the way through instead of skipping to the obvious climax.

You know that park bench near the guild hall, the one that’s basically a meme at this point. batou’s latest loop just parks Angel and Meredy right there in public, no shame, reverse cowgirl on two random dudes who might as well be mannequins with dicks. The whole thing is like someone took the Fairy Tail guild and said “what if the real magic was just an endless creampie factory.” Angel, or Sorano, whatever, that supposedly cold hearted bitch, is just taking it with this blank look that’s somehow more filthy than if she was screaming. Meredy’s pink hair bounces with a rhythm that’s almost hypnotic, and the loop makes it look like these poor bastards are cumming every two seconds, a literal non stop flood. It’s a short animation, so don’t go expecting a full episode or anything.

The whole premise is dumb as hell and I love it. Everyone knows guilds are just a reason to fuck gently during a mission, right? That’s the lore now. The best part, the absolute top 3 moments you’ll want to screenshot, are first when the camera angle shifts just slightly and you get a perfect view of Meredy’s big boobs slapping together from the force, second that split second where Angel’s pussy is just absolutely overflowing, and third the moment you realize the guys’ faces are completely out of frame the entire time. Who are they? Doesn’t matter. The animation quality itself is deliberately unpolished, rough around the edges like a sketch that got colored in a hurry, but the janky loop is what makes it funny and weirdly hot. The sound is the usual wet slapping, nothing special, I wish there was at least a moan or a grunt from someone but it’s just this silent, mechanical plapping.

It’s like a gif you’d find buried on a rule34 page at 3 AM, not something you’d show off for the art. The public setting is completely wasted, there’s no background character walking by and gasping, no risk, just the bench. I don’t know why I expected more. The orgy tag is generous, it’s just a two on two, but the sheer messy creampie focus almost makes up for it. Almost. The way Meredy’s back arches is a nice touch, a detail that got some actual attention before they just copy pasted the loop. And now I’m thinking about how batou always does this, makes one good loop and calls it a day. Why is the bench so clean? It’s a public park. This thing needs a mess slider or something, but it won’t get one.

The first time Akina smiles, you think you know the drill. Strip her, touch the tits, get the missionary on that ugly brown sofa. Standard stuff. The blowjob scene is actually pretty good, her eyes stay locked on you the whole time, and the facial cumshot lands with a wet splat that made me chuckle. I was ready to close the tab, another five minute fap and forget.

Then she pulls out the riding crop.

My dick was still out and suddenly I'm the one on my knees. The game doesn't warn you. One click you're choosing where to finish, next click she's got her heel pressing down on your virtual balls and the dialogue box is calling you a pathetic mutt. The art shifts too, her expression goes from sweet hentai girl to something genuinely cold. There's a moment where she makes you lick her boots and I just sat there staring at the screen like... wait, am I into this? The torture scenes aren't super graphic but the sound design does heavy lifting, that sharp crack when she hits you, the way the screen shakes a little.

The sex tape mechanic confused me at first. You unlock these little clips by being obedient, and they show Akina in different positions, doggystyle, riding, but always with her in control. The pussy shots are detailed, wet, anatomically exaggerated in that specific hentai way. What's weird is how the game makes you work for them. You suffer through the humiliation, the cock crushing, and then she throws you a bone, literally lets you fuck her again. It creates this messed up cycle where you start looking forward to the punishment because you know the reward is coming. My neighbor was vacuuming and I had to turn the volume down during one of the Akina dominatrix monologues, felt oddly exposed.

The blessed tag makes sense now. It's not ironic. There's something almost religious about the submission, the way she absolves you by hurting you. I spent way too long on the foot crushing segment, not because it was hot, but because I couldn't figure out if I was supposed to click faster or slower to make it stop. Turns out you just endure it. That's the whole point. The alternatives path where you resist leads to a different ending but honestly, why would you? She's got you by the balls. Literally.

Goblins here are not the cute comic relief idiots from usual fantasy stuff. They are mean little bastards, pissed off, horny, and starting from nothing after getting completely wrecked in a battle. You drop into their mess right after they got chased away like losers, hiding in some shitty corner of the world with no loot, no women, no status, nothing. And then the whole thing is about how they claw their way back up the food chain by doing the dirtiest possible thing they know: hunting down human women, breaking them down, using them, knocking them up, and turning that into power. It feels half like a management sim, half like watching a porn comic that keeps getting worse for the girls in a way that is very deliberate. You’re not the shining hero here. You’re helping a pack of ugly green freaks create a breeding colony that grows bigger the more they harass, grope, and fuck their captives into submission.

There is a pretty strong “slow corruption” vibe. At first the girls are all defiant, angry, proud, and you kind of feel they are way out of goblin league, but the more scenes you trigger, the more they start reacting differently. Fear turns into disgust, disgust into messed up arousal, and eventually that into full on obedience mixed with shame. One girl bites and spits at them while they force her to her knees and shove their cock in her mouth, but several scenes later she’s hesitating less, moaning more, still crying but clearly getting off on it. That kind of fucked up emotional mix is the core of this game. Every time you upgrade the camp or expand the tunnels, you get access to nastier situations: groping in the dark corners when the women try to escape, public humiliation in front of the other goblins, oral scenes where they choke her just to hear her gag, and of course the moment when they finally stop pulling out and start filling her up properly, inside, again and again. When the first pregnant belly shows up, it hits like, “ok, yeah, this is a long term thing, she’s not going home.”

The goblins are total bullies and the game leans hard into that domination fantasy. Anal, rough vaginal, messy creampies that drip down their thighs while the goblins laugh, using their bodies like breeding tools, it’s all here and the tone never really pretends to be romantic or gentle. It’s more like a dirty little fantasy about power and numbers: one girl, then two, then a whole row of collared captives that went from screaming to begging not to be left alone. The colony slowly turns into a twisted nursery full of broken-in human breeders, and the goblins that started as pathetic losers suddenly act like little kings. The fantasy setting just lets it go wild with cages, crude wooden stocks, ritual breeding nights, and that weird feeling when a character that used to curse at you is now grinding back on a goblin cock because her body is completely trained to crave it. If the idea of goblins grabbing women in the dark, shoving hands everywhere, ignoring their protests and using them until they are leaking inside and out sounds hot to you, this thing does not hold back at all.

The compression is what gets me. Not the boobs themselves, though yeah, they're massive and bouncing all over the place. It's the hands. Keitaro's hands, specifically, just these disembodied pervert mitts mashing Naru's tits together like he's trying to knead dough for a bakery that only serves one thing. You never see his face. Just the hands and that cock, which is, frankly, a bit of a monster. The balls have their own physics, slapping against her with this wet thud every time he bottoms out. It's a loop, mostly. Doggystyle, outdoors on some nondescript balcony that feels more like a void. The whole thing is aggressively unpolished in a way that wraps back around to being kind of perfect. The textures are flat, the animation is a single looping track with a cumshot trigger, and the sound design is just... a woman yelling. It's not good. I love it.

The UI is a mess. A tiny, almost hidden button to switch angles, and another to make him finish. That's it. No dialogue, no story beyond what you bring in your head. And if you know Love Hina, you know the whole joke is that Keitaro is a clumsy failure who can't seal the deal. This game just skips all that. It's a blunt force trauma of wish fulfillment. Naru's face is stuck in this permanent ahegao that's more funny than hot, until it isn't. There's a specific moment when you trigger the creampie, the animation hitches for a split second, and the sound loops in a way that creates this weird, accidental stutter. It's janky. Pure jank. And it's the most memorable part.

Honestly, the lack of any real Keitaro model is a choice. Just his dick and his grabby hands. It makes the whole thing feel like a weird voyeuristic dream sequence, or maybe a very specific doujin panel come to life. The cumshot itself is... generous. It gets everywhere, clipping through the model in a way that would make a real dev cry. But who cares. You're not here for technical showcase. You're here to see Naru get railed by a phantom cock. And on that front, it delivers with a kind of stupid, honest energy. Don't expect a game. Expect a single, filthy animation you can poke at. The dream of getting into Todai is apparently just this. Fair enough.