Three words first: bored, horny, stranded.

That is kinda the whole mood here. You and this white haired android girl, very much a 2B parody, stuck in a ruined city, waiting for enemies that take forever to show up. Nothing to scan, nothing to hack, just this silent empty zone and your partner in that tight black outfit with half her ass peeking out. The game just looks at you like: “Alright, what now?” And of course your brain goes straight into “ok, let’s ruin that perfect combat doll while we wait.”

What I liked is how simple it is and how dirty it feels anyway. No big story, no deep drama, just this weird quiet mission delay, like someone paused the main Nier plot and whispered “quick, fuck her”. You can slide in front of her and put her in missionary, see her under that blindfold, legs spread, mechanical body moving like she is trying to keep her combat posture but her hips keep giving in. Then you switch behind and suddenly it is doggystyle with that short skirt pushed up, and it has that “we really should not be doing this here” vibe. I probably spent too much time just rotating the camera to see how her ass jiggles when you go a bit too fast, like some horny photographer making moodboards for a very illegal Pinterest board.

At the same time, it is kinda janky. Interface looks like something thrown together in Unity over one weekend after too much coffee and too little sleep. Animations work, but they are not super smooth, sometimes feel like she is lagging just a tiny bit in her movements, like the android is buffering your dick. But also that roughness is hot somehow, because it feels like a dirty fan project more than some super polished studio product. I play official Nier on PS Remote on my tablet, all elegant and tragic, then open this in Chrome like “ok, time for the fucked up fan cut.” The customization is limited as hell, but that is fine, I only wanted one thing: specific positions with a specific white haired android and a big sticky finish. The cum shots are honestly better than they should be, it lets you just absolutely plaster her; chest, thighs, face, whatever, and it lingers there like a guilty reminder. One time I finished on her stomach, enemies finally spawned in the background, and I just kept thrusting a few more seconds while she is covered and the mission is technically starting. Completely stupid. Completely hot. I wish there was more variety in animations, more toys, more ways to mess up that perfect soldier, but this game is clearly not trying to become something bigger. It just wants to trap you in that tiny moment between “target not here yet” and “I’m gonna cum inside my android partner again”, and it does that really fucking well.

The Lions introduced me to the ins and outs of Quahog and I swiftly began to recognize the town and its people. Along the way, I also uncovered the deeper rules and goals the game demanded.

What blew me away was how much detail they’d packed into everything. And the visuals? Absolutely stunning – almost too real.

This game was no walk in the park either; it challenged me while rewarding every small victory. Exploring Quahog became an obsession, as I dove headfirst into missions and met a cast of vivid characters.

I couldn’t stop playing, completely hooked from the first moment. Discovering secrets, overcoming obstacles, and getting tangled in the town’s twists - it all made the experience addictive.

If you’re anywhere near curious about diving into a world where story, challenge, and realism collide, this game is your ticket. Once you step into Quahog, the Lions’ welcome is just the beginning - what you do next will pull you deeper into the madness.

So gear up to explore every dark alley, encounter every tempting character, and push your limits with every mission completed. Quahog isn’t just a place to visit; it’s a world you’ll want to own, master, and crave again and again..

So this game basically throws you onto some magical anime girl island after you get horny and follow some chick with a fat ass - yeah that's literally the setup and honestly? It works. Don't Toy With Me is one of those sandbox harem deals where you're surrounded by every waifu you've ever jerked off to, from Hinata's massive tits to Zero Two's perfect curves. The whole thing feels like someone's wet dream made manifest, which I guess it literally is according to the dev.

The variety is insane though - you got your shy Hinata types, your bratty Nagatoro energy, thicc One Piece girls like Robin and Nami, plus a bunch of others I recognized but can't remember the names of right now. Each girl has their own little personality quirks and the interactions feel pretty natural for what they are. Like when you're chatting with Nagatoro she's actually being a teasing bitch instead of just generic anime girl #47. The sex scenes are animated which is nice, lots of titfucks and creampies and the usual stuff you'd expect. Some of the girls look a bit young but that's anime for you I guess? The ahegao faces during climax scenes are chef's kiss though.

What bugs me is the school setting feels kinda pointless - like why am I attending classes when I could be railing Yoruichi instead? But then again maybe that's the point, building up tension before you get to the good stuff. The mobile version runs smooth on my phone which is surprising since most of these games lag like hell. There's this whole mystery about how you ended up there but honestly who gives a shit when Erza Scarlett wants to fuck your brains out. The sandbox element means you can basically choose your own adventure with whoever catches your eye that day. Sometimes I wish there was more story but then Esdeath shows up and suddenly I don't care about plot anymore.

Crossunder Academy looks at you and goes, “yeah, you’re the new kid, you don’t know shit, but here, have power anyway.” You roll in thinking it’s just another school VN with some tits glued on, and then they throw you into the Student Council and suddenly you’re the class president, fake tie, fake responsibilities, and very real chances to fuck half the campus if you don’t screw it up. It starts tame, like a dating sim pretending to be serious: club budgets, school events, that kind of filler. Then you figure out every boring “proposal” conversation is basically foreplay. The shy club rep who wants more money for “equipment” leans over your desk a bit too far, blouse a little too tight, and you’ve got the classic choice pop-up: act professional, tease her, or slide right into horny territory and test how far she’s willing to go to get that funding. You know which one you click. Don’t lie.

The fun part is how it mixes the puzzle feeling with porn without turning into some clicker trash. You’re not matching gems or anything stupid like that, you’re juggling scenes. Say the wrong thing to one girl and she gets jealous when you’re alone with her teacher later, and suddenly that nice slow blowjob under the desk becomes “sorry, I can’t, people will talk.” Say the right thing and the same teacher is on her knees, glasses fogged up, working your cock like she’s grading on a curve. Some routes feel like you’re solving a horny jigsaw puzzle with horny pieces. You’re planning event schedules while secretly thinking, “ok, if Hermione-clone student nerd and that thick aunt-looking lunch lady are both there, can I push them into some exhibitionist shit?” and sometimes the game actually lets you pull it off. There are moments where the camera settles into POV and it’s just you, her big tits pressed right into the frame, your cock between them for a messy titfuck, and the sound design goes from cartoony to “oh, someone actually cared here.” Then next scene a different girl is doing this ahegao face like she’s auditioning for a meme compilation and it almost kills the mood, but you keep clicking because, well, creampie counter is not going to fill itself.

It leans hard into the fantasy faculty and campus girls archetypes. You’ve got the prim bookworm who clearly wants to be ruined in the library after hours, the fake innocent student council girl who’s absolutely into groping behind closed doors, the curvy “tradwife” type who talks about cooking and chores while riding you raw, and that one busty older woman that might as well have “MILF” written on her forehead. Half the time you’re trying to act like a respectable president in meetings, half the time you’re lining up which corridor to “inspect” so you can corner someone and see how far she’ll go if the hallway cameras are “mysteriously” off. There’s teasing everywhere, a little too much sometimes: she’s in your lap, skirt hiked up, grinding on you, moaning in your ear about how wrong it is in a school setting, and the scene still stalls until you pick the right dialog line before it lets you finally push inside. When it does click though, the game doesn’t flinch: deep throat, sloppy oral, thick ass bouncing in your lap, cum inside, cum outside, cum on her face while she’s making that stupid cross-eyed expression. It’s messy, a bit goofy, sometimes hot as hell, sometimes clunky as fuck, but it feels like an actual degenerate school fantasy where your choices matter just enough to make you paranoid you missed one more filthy route.

The village is burning, everybody screams about prophecy and clan wars, and you’re just there with your dick in your hand, realizing your family was hiding the wildest shit from you for generations. That is basically the feeling here. One second you are this “normal guy,” next second some ancient enemy shows up, kidnaps half the ninja world, and you find out that the only way to fix anything is to run around a big messy sandbox full of horny kunoichi who all, for some reason, need your cock more than therapy. It starts almost like a joke. You meet Hinata and she is shy, gentle, blushing, doing that soft eye thing while hinting that she is ready to “help” with your training. Two scenes later you’re getting your soul sucked out by her in a storage room while her husband is technically part of the plot somewhere out there. The game just goes “yeah, that’s a problem, but also look at her lips” and honestly I respect that.

What really hits is how it mixes this “hero must save everyone” story with the dirtiest family and village drama. You jump from Milf Tsunade grinding on you in some half-serious “medical exam,” to Sarada pretending she only wants to learn combat, then suddenly she is on her knees, drooling on your shaft in an alley while you keep checking if anyone is watching. The voyeur thing keeps coming back in small ways, like catching Temari touching herself through her shorts when she thinks no one is around, or spying on Mikoto in the bath, water sliding off her tits while she stares into distance like she already knows she is going to end up bent over for you anyway. Then the game hits you with loli stuff like Himawari or Hanabi looking way too eager to prove themselves and you sit there thinking, “ok, I am going to hell,” but you keep clicking. There is this one route where you corrupt a virgin girl so slowly, with teasing, little gropes, “accidental” touches during combat training, that by the time you finally go deep inside her she is begging you to breed her like you did to her mom. It is wrong on like ten levels and still hot as fuck.

The whole thing is also weirdly funny. Half the time it feels like a parody of the original series, like when Anko turns a serious mission briefing into a blowjob under the table, or when Karin keeps pretending she cares about “bloodlines” right before letting you rail her raw, talking about making the strongest baby while you are already cumming in her. One moment you’re involved in this heavy clan plot, with enemies, old grudges, revenge, and in the next scene Chocho jumps on you, riding you like some cheap motel toy, saying she deserves “main heroine” treatment. There is cheating everywhere, husbands and dads in danger while their wives and daughters moan your name. Sakura choking on your cock, Kurenai acting like a proper teacher until she spreads her legs and asks you to fill her just so she can “understand the corruption.” The game never really pretends to be moral. It just lets you stack a full harem of milfs, teens, lolis, Uzumaki redheads, Uchiha princesses, the whole village basically, and slowly turn them into your personal breeding toys, one by one, with vaginal, anal, oral, messy cumshots, pregnancy talk, the whole package. Every route feels like another bad ending for them and a secret happy ending for you, and if that sentence makes you smile even a little, yeah, this thing is made exactly for you.

Man, this casting studio thing is way more addictive than I expected. You basically play this dude who's setting up his own adult film studio, and all these anime waifus show up wanting to be pornstars. Sounds ridiculous? Yeah, totally is. But somehow it works because the whole setup is so absurd it becomes fun.

The management part caught me off guard - you're not just clicking through sex scenes, you actually have to run this weird business. Pick your assistant first (I went with Valeria because... reasons), then these famous anime girls start showing up for "auditions." We got Mitsuri from Demon Slayer looking all innocent until she's not, Yor from Spy x Family being surprisingly kinky, and Hinata who's way more confident than in Naruto. The conversations before anything happens are actually pretty decent - not Shakespeare but better than most games where dialogue exists just to get to the fucking. Power from Chainsaw Man is absolutely unhinged in the best way possible, and Nami... well, she knows exactly what she wants and how to get it.

What's weird is how the whole casting couch scenario doesn't feel as sleazy as it should? Maybe because these are fictional characters who are actively choosing this career path, but the game treats it more like a business simulation with lots of sex. You can do anal, vaginal, watch them strip and tease, the usual stuff. Some girls are into BDSM, others prefer vanilla encounters. The ahegao faces are pretty well done too. Graphics are decent 3D, nothing groundbreaking but gets the job done. They're adding new waifus monthly which is cool I guess, though I'm still figuring out all the current ones. Erza's scenes are intense as hell btw - that woman does not mess around.

You’re this pretty average looking dude who somehow ends up running a weird cross‑universe safehouse that’s basically a horny refugee camp for ruined timelines. The game calls them “BIOLOGICAL OTHERWORLD ORGANISM BEINGS IN EXILE”, which is the most forced acronym I’ve seen in a porn game and also kind of genius, because everyone knows what it’s really about the moment those letters show up. Every girl that lands in your base comes from some smashed universe, so you’re not “kidnapping” anyone, you’re “saving” them. Very ethical, at least that’s what I kept telling myself while persuading a certain stretchy mom to try anal “for stress relief”. Zone Zero starts out almost empty, just a hub and a few basic rooms, then slowly turns into this stacked harem hotel where the hallways feel like Comic Con afterparty: Spider‑Gwen arguing with Jinx, Mavis sneaking around with that smug little grin, Ariel walking around like she forgot she’s not under water anymore and those tits need a bra. The game leans hard into parody without even pretending, so you’re flirting with heroines that are basically Marvel, Pixar, old school cartoons, fighting games, whoever, just with names shifted enough to not get lawyers screaming.

Moment to moment, it’s kind of a sandbox dating sim where you ping‑pong between rooms, chat up girls, pick dialogue options and unlock scenes when their affection and your corruption tricks line up. You can be sweet with some of them, actually play the romance angle, go on pseudo‑dates inside your base, help them “adapt” to this new life, which leads into long blowjob scenes or lazy morning vaginal sex where they pretend they’re still not part of your harem. Then there are paths where you lean straight into male domination and the game doesn’t pretend you’re a nice guy at all. There’s BDSM content that creeps in slowly: first a playful spanking on Mavis’ perfect goth ass, then she’s bent over your lap getting her pale cheeks red while she tries to keep her fangs from showing too much. A Spider‑verse girl ends up hogtied with your custom gear, gagged but still trying to talk shit. Some heroines react to tentacle stuff like it’s the most normal thing in the world, others freak out but moan anyway when you use one on their ass and another inside their pussy at the same time. Group sex scenes hit later, when your base starts feeling crowded and someone suggests a “team building” event that turns into a dogpile of Marvel butts, Street Fighter thighs and cartoon curves, with your character in the center trying not to bust too early while a redhead mermaid gives a messy boobjob and Jinx laughs in his face. There’s a lot of masturbation scenes too, caught through cameras or by just walking into the wrong room at the right moment, like Psylocke riding her own fingers while muttering about her lost world, or Helen Parr stretching in ways that would probably snap a normal woman’s spine, just to get the toy deeper. It’s not subtle, it’s not polished, and that’s kind of the charm: a messy, horny multiverse hotel where every corridor is one choice away from oral, anal, spanking, or some ridiculous crossover threesome featuring characters you grew up watching, now kneeling in front of you and calling you “owner” with a straight face.

Lazuli is that kind of protagonist you usually see as a side joke in hentai: horny mad scientist, weird potions, zero moral brakes. Here she’s the center of everything, and the whole game just leans into that idea of “what if a futa alchemist decided the world is her test lab and every girl she likes is a guinea pig with tits.” The Cumcoction is her proud invention, but it behaves more like a jealous deity than a simple drug. One drop and a shy virgin trainer girl suddenly starts grinding on a table corner; a proud swordswoman wakes up from “just a drink” with hazy memories, cum leaking out of her ass, and a faint sense that she liked it way too much. The story keeps this strange mix of silly and fucked‑up: Lazuli talks about alchemy like a nerd who reads too many grimoires, but then she’s also the same maniac who will jerk off behind a curtain, whispering little comments while a corrupted Hinata worships her cock with both hands and mouth, drool everywhere, eyes shining with that brainwashed devotion hentai artists love so much. Scenes go from goofy experimentation to really mean stuff: blackmail with magically recorded voyeur footage, “accidental” sleep sex justified with bullshit pseudo‑science, and that slow corruption arc where proud heroines from worlds like Naruto, My Hero Academia, Dragon Ball, Fairy Tail, One Piece or Pokémon tumble down from “No, never” to “Fine, just my hand” to “Why does it feel empty when you pull out?” without even noticing how far they fell.

What makes it weirdly charming is how inconsistent Lazuli is as a character. One moment she’s doing an almost tender titfuck with someone like Nico Robin, clearly enjoying the shape of those big soft breasts, carefully smearing cum on them like she’s painting. Next moment she’s using transformation tricks so suddenly Serena or Nessa find themselves with a fat new cock between their legs, panic mixing with arousal while Lazuli explains in that smug voice how “temporary” it is, then pushes them into group sex anyway. The game uses that 2D and 3D mix in a dirty way: sometimes you get a short animated loop of a character like Erza or Android 18 taking anal, her ass bouncing and jiggling, and then it cuts back to static art for the aftermath, thick creampie dripping while Lazuli notes something in her research book. It feels like a porn lab notebook: handjob success rates, mind control side effects, level of groping tolerated before resistance drops. There are cute slices of perv life too, like Lazuli just watching Nami and Lillie masturbate separately under a subtle spell, legs shaking, completely unaware they’re being observed like experimental mice, or a harem scene where Kushina, Hinata and Sarada end up sharing the same futa cock, half from drugged lust, half from Lazuli’s shameless manipulation. The tone never fully decides if this is still “fun” corruption or already full damnation, and honestly that’s what keeps it interesting: you’re stuck in that sticky line where fantasy, mind control, blackmail, anal, vaginal, sleep sex, creampies, big tits, big asses, all blend together into one long, filthy project of turning every famous girl in anime into Lazuli’s personal property, catalogued, studied, and thoroughly fucked.

You wake up in Sonic’s blue spiky body on this weirdly quiet island, with zero idea how you got there and way too much blood in the wrong place. The game doesn’t waste time pretending to be deep. You click around, you poke into random places, you pretend to care about the “mystery of the island”, but everybody knows why you’re actually here. Amy shows up early, all pink and clingy, and the writing leans hard into that obsessive fangirl vibe. One second she’s telling you that Tails is locked up in Chemical Plant, next second you’re already getting options that basically translate to “act like a horny hero” or “act like a slightly less horny hero”. It’s not subtle. I liked that. Or maybe I hated it. I’m not sure, I clicked everything anyway.

The best part for me is how it keeps pretending it’s a serious Sonic adventure with mother emerald, Eggman trying to make a new life form, world in danger, blah blah, while you’re clearly just building a harem of furries with big… personalities. Blaze shows up with this cool serious attitude, like she’s too good for horny nonsense, and ten clicks later you’re seeing her in a situation you definitely never saw on your old Sega emulator on your phone. Rouge? Completely untrustworthy, which is perfect, because every time she talks I’m waiting for her to stab me in the back or sit on my face. Sometimes both. There are dialog choices that act like you’re planning strategy, who to recruit, how to attack Eggman, but the “strategy” is mostly about which girl you want to flirt with first and how much you can push before the game rewards you with another explicit scene. And of course Tails is suffering offscreen while you’re getting handsy with everybody. Relatable, honestly. My love life also feels like I’m the side character locked in Chemical Plant.

The actual adult scenes are not shy at all. The game knows exactly what Sonic fans have been searching on incognito mode for years and just leans into it. You get Amy going from cute to desperate, Blaze trying to keep control and failing, Rouge being a total tease, and then you have Sticks, who feels like she escaped from some conspiracy subreddit and landed straight into porn. The tone jumps around all the time, sometimes goofy, sometimes surprisingly sweet, sometimes just straight up filthy for three clicks in a row. I laughed at a few lines that clearly were written by someone whose first language also isn’t English, then got turned on, then laughed again because a sex scene used the word “teamwork” like it was a fetish. The “plot” with Eggman and the mother emerald is only there to justify why all these hot animal girls are stuck together on one island and why you have an excuse to “form a team” by fucking your way through the cast. I kept telling myself I was chasing the emerald, but the only gems I actually cared about were attached to the girls’ chests. It’s messy, horny, a bit stupid, sometimes oddly romantic for three seconds before it goes back to raw hentai energy. Honestly, it feels like the exact kind of disaster a lonely Sonic fan would dream up after a bad day and too much internet. In a good way. Or a bad way. Whatever, I still clicked every option.